Britney Needs a Few Good Men

Miss Spears is at it again!

No she hasn't forgotten her panties, nor carried her baby on her lap while driving, nor almost dropped him, shaved her head, checked into rehab, checked out, checked in, married a backup dancer, divorced a backup dancer, made a crappy reality show, teamed up with grandMadonna, nor posed topless with a flower. What she is doing is attempting to "perform" again, this time at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles, and she's looking for some backup boys!
Britney Spears
The gumchewing lipsyncher had an email sent to dancers last week, announcing that she'll be performing at the Greek Theatre on June 30 for a one-night deal, and had, er, openings for two male dancers.

Perhaps this time she'll perform for longer than 12 minutes.

Tags: auditions, Britney Spears, BritneySpears, dancers, greek theatre, GreekTheatre, lipsynching, male dancers, MaleDancers, performance

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31. Back to her roots.

"In the fall of 1998, Britney set off on a professional tour through the malls of America, much like Tiffany had done a decade before her (About Britney). Her month in the malls routine consisted of four songs, with two backup dancers, along with promotional copies of her music (Biography, Britney)."

Read the entire piece:

http://www.state.ms.us/frameset.jsp?URL=http://shs.starkville.k12.ms.us/mswm/MSWritersAndMusicians/

Posted at 7:08PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by QueenOfTrashin

32. Brit...you should just give it up here in the states and do a Hasselhoff...Go to Europe...I'm sure they love your kind there.

Coke sniffin, alcoholic sleaz bag

Posted at 9:39PM on Jun 24th 2007 by Spears is Queers

33. stories false
A show called TRUE COLORS is scheduled for June 30
according to the greeks website

Posted at 9:26PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by J

34. HOW SAD, SHE'S NOW JUST A SKANK

Posted at 10:52PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by winkyslinky

35. Fatney Babies All Over The Place Smears is done. Next.

Posted at 12:55PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Al

36.
Isn't anyone around her helping her with her career? she cant be the gum popping size 4 girl anymore! Someone help this woman find her way.

Posted at 4:15AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by JenL

37. I do want her to make it back to the top, But it isn't going to happen the way it did before. She needs advise in a bad way. I wonder if she listens to anyone? I'm sure she had/has a stylist and look how that turns out.

Posted at 4:52AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Karen

38. Back to the malls actually would be a good move. Getting in touch with your fan base
X CreMent
all about what celebs are all about

Posted at 7:53AM on Jun 26th 2007 by X Crement

39. GOD ! get a life. they are just people. we all make mistakes... AFTERHollywood, the world criticizing watching their EVERY move, somebodyis bound to crack. they can't help it. I mean how would you feelhaving the media on your back 24/7. So don't complain if you haven'twalked a mile in their shoes. so don't judge them by the way they actcause i'm pretty sure that none of ya'll are mega stars and know howthey feel.

Posted at 5:00PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Kathryn thinks u need a life

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