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Could a Baby Keep Richie Out of the Pokey?

Nicole RichieWith pregnancy rumors running every which way, Nicole Richie and borefriend Joel Madden added fuel to the baby blabber fire. TMZ spies saw them purchase a $300 Born Out of Necessity chic leather diaper bag at Bel-Bambini baby boutique on Thursday. But even if she's not pregnant, Richie might want to consider getting knocked up real soon -- it might save her from following in Paris' shackled footsteps.

With her DUI trial set to begin on July 11, what judge in his right mind would send a pregnant waif to the slammer?! Oh the humanity! If she's found guilty, Wrongway Richie will spend a minimum of five days in jail, with the possibility of up to a year behind bars -- and we're not talkin' Hyde!

Anyone know of a good prison daycare?



Tags: Joel Madden, JoelMadden, Nicole Richie, NicoleRichie

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16. Who could ask for a better role model as a Mother? 89 pounds, uneducated, vicodine popping (not mispelled, as well as methadon spelled methadone), addict, alcoholic, and a reallllllllllly BAD driver. 'Cos she's HIGH all of the time. I'm sur my daughter's would love her as a Mum.
This country is upside down, you have to wear a seatbelt, you can't smoke a cigarette, you don't need a subpoena to tap someone's phone and this moron may be pregnant!
Put her in jail, take the baby at birth and let a deserving, loving, capable couple raise him/her.

Posted at 1:27PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by cc philly girl

17. TMZ---LARRY L...

WHY DON'T YOU CONTACT LARRY KING AND GET PARIS AND HER FAMILY TO DONATE TO A CHARITY ON LIVE T.V. NICOLE CAN JOIN THEM AS WELL.


FARRAH-FALLON
XOXOXOXOXXOXO

Posted at 1:27PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

18. Holy crap Farrah.....write much????? This was about Nicole...not Paris.

Posted at 1:42PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Nova11

19. PARIS, LISTEN UP LOUD AND CLEAR!!!

I’M A FAN. BUT…………………………………………………………………..

YOU SHOULD GIVE THE 1.3 MILLION TO THE CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE.
HOW MUCH GREEDIER DO YOU WANT TO BE? 1 MILLION FOR TODAY SHOW AND 300,000 FOR PEOPLE MAGAZINE.

Posted at 1:30PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

20. If Nicole really is pregnant, I don't think that baby's going to survive until it's full term. Nicole is so emaciated and unhealthy that the baby won't develop properly or get the necessary nourishment. She's not emotionally healthy enough to bring a child into this world, either. Until she gets her eating disorders under control, pregnancy is a very, very bad idea. Either way, it shouldn't keep her out of jail...there are plenty of pregnant women incarcerated who receive adequate pre-natal care in jail. Get you own life together, Nicole, before you decide to create another one!

Posted at 1:32PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Hollywouldn't

21. PARIS,

GIVE THE $300,000 TO CHARITY THAT YOU WERE OFFERED FROM PEOPLE MAGAZINE.

FARRAH-FALLON
XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Posted at 1:34PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

22. PARIS-GIVE THE $300,000 THAT YOU ARE GETTING FOR YOU’RE PEOPLE MAGAZINE INTERVIEW TO CHARITY.

ANGELINA JOLIE HAD PEOPLE DONATE HER $400,000 FOR THE SHILO SPREAD TO THE CHARITY OF HER CHOICE. OTHERWISE SHE WOULD
NOT HAVE DONE THE INTERVIEW.

FARRAH-FALLON
XOXOXOXOXOXO

Posted at 1:39PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

23. I saw a picture of the alleged father. She needs jail time just for sleeping with that thing.

Posted at 1:40PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Fact check

24. There is no way that Nicole could carry a baby to term....let alone be able to handle the responsibility of raising a child. Truthfully, i believe she isnt pregnant....she reads these posts and is laughing at all of our speculation. Buying a diaper bag so that the public can continue to think that she is pregnant....PULEEZE....there is no way she could get pregnant...just look at her!! And Brink....shut up about her "angelic features"....you make me want to barf.

Posted at 1:42PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Nova11

25. Lionel must be soooo proud to have spawned such a loser. Doesnt say much about his parenting skills either. I feel sorry for her spawn if indeed she is pregnant, what kind of parent could a useless leach possibly be. Well give it 15 - 20 years and there'll be more for TMZ to write about

Posted at 1:42PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by sjn

26.
Dear FARRAH-FALLON,

First of all your first post is way way too long and boring. No one will be able to make it to the end. From what read before I nodded off it sounds like you are a bleeding heart liberal that thinks everyone with anything owes everyone less fortunate a hand out. When you get off welfare and get a job you will see that you do not appreciate people telling you what charity to give your money to.

Posted at 1:44PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Hater

27. being 'pregnant' won't keep that publicity whore out of jail.

Posted at 2:05PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Jen

28. Your baby can grow while you are in jail......probably be safer there away from drugs and alochol......Babies are born in jail everyday......

Posted at 2:14PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Gracie

29. and why didn't your so-called spies take pictures of this? that is if it even happened

Posted at 2:08PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Jen

30.
COME ON, PUT HER IN JAIL !! MAYBE SHE'LL LEARN SOMETHING IN THERE, AND QUIT LAUGHING ABOUT IT.
SHE IS JUST SUCH A WASTE OF TIME. AND IF SHE'S PREGNANT POOR BABY.
AND WHILE THERE AT IT, THROUGH LINDSAY IN THE SLAMMER TOO !!

Posted at 4:56PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by TITA P.C.

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