Could a Baby Keep Richie Out of the Pokey?

46. WHAT HAS BEEN KNOCKED-UP GOT TO DO WITH HER NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO JAIL, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MOST WOMEN TRY THAT ONE ON, EVERY COUNTRY HAS THOSE TYPE, HOW SAD THAT THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD KEEPFROM GOING TO JAIL IS TO GET HERSELF KNOCKED UP, MAYBE IT WAS THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN GET A MAN IS TO HAVE HIS CHILD, AFTER THE KIDS BORN, IT WILL BE BACK TO THE DRUGS, HAVING A CHILD WONT MAKE YOUR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

Posted at 10:49PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by winkyslinky

47. Oh my God people - wise up!!! There's no way she's pregnant! She weighs 85 lbs sopping wet. A woman with her health issues is far less likely to conceive, let alone keep the baby to turn. Her body is probably too malnurished to sustain life. The bloated stomach everyone keeps talking about is probably from malnurishment. She's using these rumors for publicity and to try to keep out of the slammer.

Posted at 11:23PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by JJ

48. Wow.. Between 'Farrah-Fallon' and Brink, the pathetic nut jobs are really crawling out of the woodwork! BTW -- if Ms. Retchie had any hope to stay out of jail due to her privileged background, it will be completely dashed now -- all thanks to the publicity her bff Parisite caused from special treatment, LOLOLOLOL!!!!! How the mighty (skanks) have fallen.

Posted at 1:38AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Riley

49. Post # 11
This is a Blog not Vanity Fair where you can take out a full page add! Nicole isnt going to read it!.
And my scroll wheel is wearing out!

Posted at 2:18AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by GetAGrip!

50. Farrah-Fallon- you need to get a job or something honey, cause you are way to into this!!!

Posted at 11:31PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Alegra

51. FARRAH-FALLON you seriously need a life asap!!!! please..nicole doesent care about you,-aris dosent give a flying sish about you,n celeb does so why come on here and fight and write long letters to paris..like she sits at home and reads tmz.come on ppl there is bigger issues in the world

Posted at 12:05AM on Jun 24th 2007 by chantel

52. Shopping together for a baby bag? lmfao riiight. joel was in europe playing a show that day. good try!

Posted at 3:26AM on Jun 24th 2007 by sheralynn

53. I hope she doesnt go to jail! Go Nicole!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:55PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by G

54. WOW FARRAH-FALLON GET A GRIP ARE YOU SERIOUS! YOU NEED A LIFE MAN!

Posted at 10:12PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by bobbie

55. IF NICOLE RITCHIE WERE TO APPEAR BEFORE JUDGE JUDY, I THINK THIS IS HOW IT WOULD GO:

JJ:
MISS RITCHIE, YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE STOPPED BY THE COPS BECAUSE THERE WERE SEVERAL 9-11 CALLS PLACED BY PEOPLE WHO SAW YOU DRIVING THE WRONG WAY ON THE FREEWAY, IS THAT CORRECT, MISS RITCHIE?

NR: UH, YEAH
JJ: NO, IT'S NOT YEAH, THE ANSWER IS YES, SHOW SOME RESPECT WHEN YOU ARE IN MY COURTROOM! STAND UP STRAIGHT! WIPE THAT SMIRK FROM YOUR FACE!
NR: (ROLLS HER EYES UPWARD) SMILES
JJ: DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME, YOUNG LADY! (LOOKS AT BAILIFF) HEY, BERT, DID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY?! DID I ?!
BERT: (BERT SHAKES HIS HEAD) NO, I DID NOT HEAR YOU SAY ANYTHING FUNNY (IRONIC SMILE).
JJ: NO, OF COURSE NOT! MISS RITCHIEEE, LISTEN TO ME! DON'T LOOK DOWN--LOOK AT ME!!! YOU ARE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY!! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED MANNNN-YYYY PEOPLE THAT NIGHT! NOT ONLY WERE YOU INCAPACITATED BY THE DRUGS YOU WERE TAKING, BUT YOU ARE SO USED TO BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE, THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DRIVE JUST FINE WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF NARCOTIC PHARMACEUTICALS!!! IS THAT RIGHT?!
NR: MUMBLES....SOMETHING.........
JJ: I DID NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER!! WHEN YOU SPEAK, DO SO IN A MANNER THAT SOUNDS CLEAR AND CONCISE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT CLEAR AND CONCISE MEANS? OR ARE YOU STILL UNDER THE INFLUENCE?! (POUTS FOR EMPHASIS). ARE YOU STILL TAKING DRUGS, MISS RITCHIE?!
NR: I AM ABOUT TO ENTER REHAB, I KNOW I HAVE AN EATING DIS....
JJ: WHAT?! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HORRIFIC TRAFFIC INCIDENT!!! DON'T BRING ANYTHING ELSE UP, MISS RITCHIE!!! I AM ALREADY CONFUSED ENOUGH AS IT IS!!!! NOW, DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! NOW, MISS HILTON, ARE YOU STILL USING DRUGS?
NR: I AM NOT PARIS HILTON I AM NICOLE RITCH.....
JJ: DO I HAVE STUPID WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?! DO I???? LOOK, PARIS, DON'T PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!! NOW, FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, ARE YOU STILL USING DRUGS?
NR: YES.
JJ: YESSSS!!! SHE SAID YES!!! WE FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER! THAT WAS LIKE PULLING TEETH! LIKE HAVING TO DEAL WITH A BUNCH OF MONKEYS WHEN THEY ARE ALL FIGHTING FOR JUST ONE BANANA!! (LAUGHTER IN THE AUDIENCE).
NR: YOUR HONOR, I..........
JJ: APPP, PAAAAP, PAAAP, PAAAAAP, PAAAAAH!
JJ: YOU KNOW THAT TAKING DRUGS IS A SERIOUS THING?! YOU HAD ENOUGH VICODIN IN YOUR SYSTEM TO KILL A HORSE!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!!!!!!!!
(THE SOUNDS OF CRICKETS IS HEARD IN THE ROOM AS IT IS DEADLY SILENT).
NR: WELL, I'M NOT A HORSE.....
JJ: (LEANS INTO BERT, AND SPEAKS SOFTLY LOUD) BERT, LOOK AT HER. WATCH HER. SHE IS DANGEROUS.
BERT: BUT, JUDGE, IF A FLY LANDED ON HER, SHE WOULD DROP DEAD FROM CARRYING THE WEIGHT OF THE FLY!!
JJ: MISS RITCHIE, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE WITH CHILD.
AND YOU ARE NOT MARRIED! YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART ARE YOU?
IS THE FATHER HERE?
NR: NO HE ISN'T HE IS TOURIN....
JJ; SHE HASN'T DELIVERED THE BABY YET AND HE'S ALREADY ABANDONED BOTH OF THEM!!!!!!!!
JJ: MISS RITCHIE, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE PREGNANT, YOU MUST STILL SERVE SOME JAIL TIME BECAUSE THE SENTENCE WAS GIVEN TO YOU PRIOR TO YOUR GETTING PREGNANT ON PURPOSE TO GAIN THE COURTS' SYMPATHY!
IN ADDITION, YOU COULD HAVE KILLED COUNTLESS PEOPLE AND YOU SHOULD THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS, MISS RITCHIE, THAT NO ONE WAS KILLED THAT NIGHT. THE VICTIMS' FAMILY WOULD HAVE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. AND PREGNANT OR NOT, YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE MAXIMUM PENALTY IN A CASE LIKE YOURS.
SO, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL, AND MAYBE YOU WILL LEARN SOME GOOD LESSONS IN LIFE. TAKE THE TIME IN JAIL TO TAKE STOCK OF YOUR LIFE. AT THE MOMENT, IT IS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
JUDGEMENT FOR THE STATE, JAIL TIME FOR MISS RITCHIE. THAT'S ALL!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:16PM on Jul 6th 2007 by LOVE THAT JUDGE JUDY!

56. SEND HER TO JAIL!!!! Keep her in there long enough to get her GED!!! She is barely pregnant..she and the baby will survive..I would be more concerned after she gets out!! party, party party!!! That poor child does not stand a chance with Nicole Richie as its mother!! STAY AWAY FROM PARIS!! and her posse!!

Posted at 3:19PM on Jul 10th 2007 by caroline

57. court date was the 11th...this is the 24... she got away with it cause I havent heard anything about what happen in court, unless I missed it and if I did someone please let me know.....

Posted at 1:14PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Karen

58. Nicole should be in jail. if her BFF Paris is in it that hell yeah she should go for what she did.

Posted at 10:36AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Linda