Katie: On the Road to a Retirement Home

Katie Holmes is aging by the minute! These days Kate looks more like a grandma migrating to Boynton Beach for the winter season than a 28-year-old Hollywood hottie. Who's in the mood for an Early Bird Special at Denny's?

Holmes was spotted "early boarding" a flight in Nice, France -- sans tiny Suri and teeny Tom. The robowife wore this burnt orange leather vest last worn by Steven Tyler in Aerosmith's 1977 "Draw the Line" tour, offset by a mustard colored blowfish purse she might have found while snorkeling in those goggles.

The Cruises were in France for the wedding of fellow Scientologist/billionaire James Packer to model Erica Baxter. Party at the Scientology Celebrity Centre, baby! Then it's off to shuffleboard!



Tags: airport, france, katie holmes, KatieHolmes, posh spice, PoshSpice, scientology, suri, tom cruise, TomCruise, victoria beckham, VictoriaBeckham

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1. This is what happens when you mix scientology, an old guy, and a bad haircut.

My grandma looks younger than her and Nana has been dead 10 years next Wednesday.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by jed

2. Jeez......poor brainwashed girl......

Posted at 3:45PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Ooba Gooba

3. You are NOT kidding. She looks about 40 years old. It's HORRIBLE that haircut. She needs to get extenstions ASAP. UGH - so awful!

Posted at 3:53PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Samantha

4. that girl needs to leave the mother ship & return back to Earth

Posted at 3:42PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by roro

5. Freakin whacked lol, spongebob pocketbook and charlie and the chocolate factory glasses. I hope she doesnt think she looks hot lol, Tom has turned her into a paranoid mental case too.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by alissa

6. I don't care for this outfit at all. She doesn't even look happy.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Jess

7. She looks horrible! What exactly is she wearing?

Posted at 9:18AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Jess

8. She looks horrible! What exactly is she wearing?

Posted at 3:43PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Jess

9. What the he** is happening to this girl? She used to be such a cutie until she got hooked up with super-weirdo Cruise. She more than twice her age and look at those zombie hands! Honey, get away from that wacko! Save yourself and the baby!!!!

Posted at 5:03PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Taking names.....

10. I'm proud to be a Scientologist. It is not a cult. Scientology cured me of my learning disability and my gay-disease. It also made me taller and taught me how to file lawsuits against my enemies. I don't mind that I've spent a lot of money on Scientology. I don't mind getting past-due bills from my religion (not a cult). I'm not gay, I'm taller and I can read.
Also, they set me up with a dumb chick. She thinks I'm cool.

Posted at 3:44PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Greg

11. I just wanted to say the first pragraph is one of the funniest I have ever read! Thanks for the giggles.

Posted at 3:44PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Marie

12. Katie is sophisticated and confident. She doesn't need to walk around looking like a skank acting like a dumb bimbo. Leave the girl alone. She looks beautiful.

Posted at 3:46PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by dailyfix

13. I don't think she looks old.

Posted at 4:09PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Julie

14. Wow she's lost alot of weight guess posh taught her how to purge.

Posted at 4:21PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Dawn

15. TMZ is showing signs of a split personality. One day Katie Holmes is a MILF (I had to look that one up - what a vulgar reference for a nice young lady) and the next you say she looks like a grandmother on her way to a retirement home. Get it together, TMZ.

Posted at 8:11PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Daisy

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