Arrrrrr! Paris Fan Doesn't Want Her to Walk the Plank

A Paris Hilton devotee, dressed in full pirate garb, is demanding the heiress' release from prison in the next three days, or else he will "raid, plunder and pillage the entire village of Lynwood." Sounds like someone is suffering from scurvy.

The pirate, replete with hook hand, conducted a 30-second "press conference" early Friday afternoon in front of the jail that houses the convicted celebutante. He then danced to the hit song "Crazy."

Sums it up perfectly.

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1. Um Ok
why all these protests? bitch has like 4 days left

Posted at 3:26AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Riley

2. Go home! Paris is where she should be!

Posted at 3:30AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by marriee

3. PARIS HILTON WRITES LIKE A RETARD 5 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!!!AND, SHE'S A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!1 MOST OF THE MAIL WAS ''HATE MAIL'' NOT FAN MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAD SOMEONE PICK IT, SO NOONE FOUND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAN MAIL????????????/ SHE'S STILL TYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE SHE IS SOOOO POPULAR!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP PRINTING THE LIES??????????? BECAUSE HER VALUE HAS GONE TO '' O '' BABY!!!!!!! HATE MAIL ....JUST LIKE HERE AND EVERY SITE OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NOT ''FAN'' MAIL!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted at 3:29AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by CAMERA NEWS

4. DID YOU NOTICE MY SPELLING????? HA HA HA TRYING TO WRITE LIKE THAT RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!! HATE MAIL PARIS...NOT, AND I REPEAT '' NOT'' FAN MAIL. THAT;S WHY WE ONLY READ HER ''SO CALLED RESPONSES'' BACK TO THE UUUUHHH FANS..I MEAN HATERS!!!!!!!!!! LOTS OF HATERS!!!!!!!!!1 WHY...BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL SEEN WHAT A REALLY CRUEL HEARTLESS BITCH YOU CAN BE!!!!!!!!!! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:33AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by CAMERA NEWS

5. Where is Farrah?

Posted at 4:14AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Nurse1211

6. Can we let *this* guy be Paris' cell mate?

Posted at 4:27AM on Jul 10th 2007 by Socket2me

7. CIRK....To people which say , that all letters was a hate mail - I think ,if people hate Paris,it's not a her problem,it's stupid write about this....But if human love and support her,he would write something...It's dificult for me formulate this at english...If I can ,I would say there some good things about this situation.....

Posted at 5:19AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by andrejfromlatvia

8. Another retard without a life.

Posted at 6:20AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Paul

9. why does parasite attrack so many losers to herself?

Posted at 6:26AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by echo

10.

FARRAH FALLON IS A WEIRDO ................MUST BE SOMEONE

PARIS KNOWS OR RUNNING HIS/HER MOUTH .............


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PARIS HILTON .........I'm telling you , this lady had a mental issue and her family.

They want the WORLD to think they're the nicest family , but when it comes down

to it , they will lie ,cheat or steal to get what they want . But in the meantime

they're the innocent family , I think NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

There are families who's just as nice and very giving and guess what

they're NORMAL families out there.........

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These normal families does more when it comes to giving than the

CELEBRITIES OR MILLIONAIRES , BILLIONAIRES . Celebs and Millionaires

only want money , clout and there overdue 15 minute fame .

They can careless about the NORMAL FAMILIES who's out helping

others EVERYDAY . Normal families are those who's down to earth

and who doesn't ACT PHONEY .

I and many other people would rather socialize with "NORMAL FAMILIES

than those who's THINK everyone should noticed them CELEBS , MILLIONAIRE,

and BILLIONAIRES , IF it wasn't for the NORMAL FAMILIES , many of these

CELEBS , MILLIONAIRES OR BILLIONAIRES , wouldnt be where they're now

RICH , because the families are the ones who's spending money , for

movies , cd's , etccccccccccccc............... These are the MIDDLE CLASS

FAMILIES are the ones busting there asses while the RICH IS sitting

back in there comfortable chairs , cars , and mansions .

YOu better APPREICATE THE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE , which there's

more of them . This isn't about JEALOUSY , this is about ,

MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE recieve NO RESPECT OR APPRECATION

FROM THE celebs , millionaires or billionaires or as far as that

goes Companies ..........Again MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE WORK

LONGER AND HARDER THAN ANYONE OF these celebs , millionaires

or billionaires .................

Posted at 6:56AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by CELEBS, MILLIONAIRES / BILLIONAIRES HAS NO RESPECT FOR "MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES " WHO WORKS LONGER /HARDER

11. Awwwwww, one lonely fan of Paris, where are the other two? LMAO

Posted at 7:05AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Donald

12.

PARIS HILTON ISN'T INDEPENDENT , AND SHE DEPENDS ON PEOPLE

IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE PEOPLE , SHE WOULD BE A "NOBODY " .

AS FAR AS REALLY BEING FAMOUS , I FEEL SHE'S NOT , BECAUSE

SHE PUT HERSELF IN THIS SITUATION .

HER PARENTS AND MANY OTHER WHO SHE HAS EMPLOYEED

ARE PUTTING HER UP ON THAT PEDASTAL WHERE SHE DOESN'T

BELONG .........SHE HASN'T CONTRIBUTE TIME , CHARITIES , OR

EVEN MONEY TO THE NEEDY ........ THERE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE

WHO'S NOT A CELEB , CONTRIBUTE MORE THAN PARIS HILTON

EVER HAS .........

RICK AND KATHY HILTON RAISED A MONSTER FOR A DAUGHTER

AND IT'S THERE OWN FAULT ......... AS FAR AS PARIS HILTON CHANGE

I THINK SHE WILL MAKE THE WORLD THINK SHE CHANGED , BUT

WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT , SHE WILL NEVER CHANGE , BECAUSE

SHE'S USED TO LUXURY AND ONCE YOU'VE THAT , HARD TO

HAVE LESS ........WITH PARIS HILTON EVERYTHING IS AN ACT

AND I DONT SEE HER CHANGING ........AGAIN ITS ALL AN ACT .

SHE'S BETTER OFF .........GETTING OUT OF HOLLYWOOD AND

TRY AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE , WAIT , I DON'T THAT WOULD

HAPPEN EITHER , IF IT WAS SIMPLE LIFE VS LUXURY , SHE

WOULD TAKE THE LUXURY ..........NO WAY SHE WILL EVER

CHANGE ..............

Posted at 7:15AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by PARIS HILTON CAN NEVER CHANGE , IT WILL BE AN ACT ........

13. some how I do have to agree with the one person that said she recieves a lot of mail that pretty much tells her to GROW UP and learn something from this experience. I for one think that NOOOOO media should interview this girl when she gets out of jail. What are we going to listen to when she gets out - I was scared, lonely, I have changed a lot being in there. Well - actions do speak louder than words so I guess the immediate future should tell how much she has learned. She was born into a priviledge life and has 150% abused it. I'm sorry Paris....but you would NOT be popular if your parents weren't "RICH". If you were just a middle class family like a ton of people are. You would be flipping hamburgers some where. Your just not that pretty of a girl, you antics since you have hit "fame" would imbarass most families. Yet your parents stand behind you going....she's a good girl, etc etc. Its great your parents love you and support you that way - but my gosh....you party your brains out, you waste so much money on clothes, shoes, accessories etc etc........i'm sure you don't even wear. What you pay for some things would feed a family for a week. THATS the shame part of it. What you spend in one night of parting i'm sure could feed several families for months. There have been plenty of kids born into priviledged families and you don't hear about them doing things you have done. Bottom line - they have more respect for themselves and keep themselves out of the tabloids. I wonder how you would feel if the media just flat stopped following you!!!! I know a lot of people that are going to boycot which ever station you do DO an interview with. Just remember if your going to talk the talk sweetie - you better be ready to walk the walk!!! Don't just SAY i've changed, i've learned a lot about my stay there - because right now I would say 99% of the people think all this crap you have been going thru while in jail is ALLLLLLL a publicity seeking put on! Your faking the not eating, but just not eating etc. I HOPE your next venture with the "simple life" isn't about jail time. I'm sorry - I believe the judge did the right thing - making you go back to jail......lets face it Paris - just HOW much of a punishment would it have been for you to stay IN YOUR HOUSE confined for 40 days - you would have been having party after party - you already have all your neighbors hating your existance there.....

Posted at 8:03AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Hannah

14. I don't understand why a pirate would be supporting Paris. It seems like Paris is the type of person piraates plunder. I guess myabe the pirate can't get at Paris if shes in jail. No shortage of absoulte psychopaths in hollywood. Im guessing mr. pirate will be in jail by the time Paris gets out. http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

Posted at 8:17AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by crazy fingers

15.

#14...........I TOTALLY AGREE WITH HANNAH ............

THIS PERSON HAS TONS OF COMMON SENSE ,AND WRITES HOW SHE

FEELS ........


I BELIEVE PARIS IS ALL TALK ........SHE CAN'T CHANGE THAT FAST ,

I DON'T THINK ANYONE CAN , THIS TAKES MONTHS AND YEARS .

YES PARIS HAS ABUSED EVERYTHING IN HER LIFE AND TAKES

EVERYTHING FOR GRANTED .

PARIS WOULDNT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT ON HER OWN , SHE'S BEEN

USED TO HAVING EVERYTHING HANDED TO HER , THINK ABOUT THIS

WAKENING UP AT A YOUNG AGE , HAVING NANNIES , CHEFS , BUTLERS

DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU , FROM THE TIME YOU WAS A BABY UNTIL

NOW , DO YOU HONESTY SAY , YOU CAN CHANGE , WHEN EVERYDAY

YOU HAD THESE PEOPLE AND MANY OTHERS HAND EVERYTHING TO YOU ??

I DON' T THINK SO ..........PARIS IS FOOLING EVERYONE SHE KNOWS , BUT

SHE'S NOT GOING TO FOOL THE GENERAL PUBLIC , IT'S NOT GOING

TO HAPPEN. A WEEK AGO , E. T. SHOW PARIS'S CLOSET , AND THIS

GIRL HAD MORE CLOTHES FOR "THOUSANDS" OF PEOPLE , IF SHE

SOLD HER CLOTHES , VEHICLES , AND ANYTHING ELSE VALUED , SHE

COULD PAY OFF HER DEBT PLUS GIVE TO CHARITY . WHICH SHE'S NOT

GOING TO DO , WHY , BECAUSE SHE'S USED TO HAVING "EVERYTHING "

SHE WANTS , ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS WHINE TO PARENTS AND BOOM

SHE HAS IT . SHE'S SPOILED AND DOESN'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING

SHE RECIEVES , SHE'S JUST ACTING INFRONT OF HER PARENTS ,

FAMILY AND FRIENDS , AGAIN IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THE

GENERAL PUBLIC . CELEBS HAS ADDICTIONS , TO CLOTHES , CARS

YACHTS , MANSIONS , ETCCCCCC ..........WHY DON'T THEY HELP THOSE

WHO'S TRYING TO GO TO COLLEGE OR OTHER CHARITIES . AND I'M

NOT TALKING ABOUT THE "AFRICAN AMERICAN COLLEGE FUND "

BUT A FUND FOR ALL COLLEGE STUDENTS .

I'LL SAY THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN PARIS WILL HAVE A HARD TIME

PROVING THAT SHE CHANGED , IT'S GOING TO BE AN ACT ....

AS FAR AS THE MEDIA , THEY ALL SHOULD STOP SHOWING

PARIS ON TV , MOVIES , NEWS , NEWSPAPERS , INTERNET , ETCCC

SHE'S NOT POPULAR , SHE HASN'T CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING EXCEPT

FOR HER ADDICTION ................CELEBS HAVE TO MANY MENTAL PROBLEMS.

Posted at 8:39AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by PARIS WILL ACT INFRONT OF THE WORLD TO SAY SHE CHANGED , GENERAL PUBLIC , WILL NOT BY IT .

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