Arrrrrr! Paris Fan Doesn't Want Her to Walk the Plank

16. ********Challenge********to the readers of this website*********

Turn off your computer, your iPod, your cell phone and anything else that interferes mwith normal human interaction, and then volunteer for a month in Darfur helping to feed (or bury) small children who are victims of genocide and forced relocation - and then come back and see if Life means anything different to you or if you have a chance at being real some time later, without obsessing over Britney or Paris . . .

Posted at 8:20AM on Jun 24th 2007 by EdgarC.

17. Wow. One lowly Paris fan and his few seconds of fame. Maybe I ought to go to Lynwood and sell my books if I can get on TMZ and exposure....LOL. I love this place!

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Posted at 9:30AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by jProud American Author

18. I WISH THIS UGLY BITCH WOULD JUST DROP DEAD ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:41AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by paris hilton is ugly as helllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19. I am not a fan of Paris but I think she is a product of her environment. Big deal she cant spell I cant either sometimes but education was probably never stressed to her because of all the money. Her family seems more worried about social parties than education or doing something meaningful with their lives. I also think she was used to make a example to other celebs though not that she doesnt deserve it because I think she does. She thought she was above the law as most celebs do and hopefully this will serve as a wake up call to some of the others. I hope that she does grow up and do something unlike her parents and stop the parties and make something of her self.

Posted at 10:28AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by not a paris fan

20. Look everyone, it's Parisites long lost twin brother. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:19PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Spurs

21. The clown is over there to maybe get himself famous, to perhaps
help just start his own career. People will do anything these days
to revive a dying career or to make it in the entertainment business
including going gay if needed.

Posted at 10:04AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by dahoss

22. i think paris iz capitulating 2 much i want her 2 go home and get drunk!!!!!PUTTING HOTTIES IN PRISON IZ JUST WWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!SHE `SHOULDNT LEARN A "LESSON"THATS NOT RIGHT IN THE 1ST PLACE THE JUDGE WAZ BIASED AGAINST HER AND SHE HAD 2 READ PAPER MAIL POOR PARIS!Y DONT THEY INCREASE TAXES THERE SO THE JAIL CAN GET AN INTERNET CONNECTION??????????????????????

Posted at 10:17AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by todd lissner(kadintodd2@aol.com)

23. What an IDIOT! I hope this man has not procreated. LOL

Posted at 11:37AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Mission

24.
I've always been told California is full of NUTZ.....This guy proves it !!! Whewwww

Now, As for Miss Paris, Yes, she dropped out of High School, and I understand she got a GED....( GENERAL education degree).

I think for her it stands for: GED= Grandiose Ego Disorder

Main Entry: gran·di·ose
Function: adjective
Pronunciation: 'gran-de-"Os, "gran-de-'
Etymology: French, from Italian grandioso, from grande great, from Latin grandis
1 : characterized by affectation of grandeur or splendor or by absurd exaggeration
2 : impressive because of uncommon largeness, scope, effect, or grandeur
synonym see GRAND
- gran·di·ose·ly adverb

Posted at 12:23PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by WakeUPParis

25. nothing like hitching your cart to a dead horse.

Posted at 1:07PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

26. Arghhhhhhh, me matey! I suppose she wouldn't make such good chum for the sharks, though, if she walked the plank. All bones and such.......
#24 WakeUPParis.
I agree with every word you entered. I have tried, unsuccessfully, as you have witnessed, to get these prepubescent persons to buy something we know as a, Thesaurus and Dictionary. Their terminology and lack of descriptive words along wiyh improper spelling is proof of their lack of maturity as well as education. I read Poe in the 7th grade, by choice, next to me was that crazy book, A DICTIONARY. Zaney, yes? They could also utilize Spell Check, but go figure. Thanks for your entry.

Posted at 1:15PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by cc philly girl

27. This is too bizarre for words.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, at 1:07, you made me laugh. Very dry and funny. :) Thanks.

Posted at 1:45PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Liz

28. i bet ya this Paris girl is already home !! LOL

these people are such a joke!

Posted at 1:58PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by sassy

29. Tuesday as soon as the bimbo is let out of jail ,every f_ing news media will have three hours dedicated to Paris. We will even have a piss break so we dont miss a single fart the ninny may lay.I'm tired of Paris,Nicole,Britney,and the rest of these fifteen minutes are over Ho's.

Posted at 2:12PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by garjaya

30. How interesting that the news is reporting that Paris's $500,000 Mercedes has been repossessed for lack of payment (not just the payment due while she was in jail, the payment for the month before she went to jail wasn't made either), while TMZ's Paris story is about some weirdo dressed in a pirate outfit.

Is there really any question about whether TMZ is on the Hilton payroll, to report only positive things about a woman who thinks that not only the law doesn't apply to her, but contracts and financial obligations don't apply to her either?

Posted at 2:31PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Paris Is A Deadbeat