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Arrrrrr! Paris Fan Doesn't Want Her to Walk the Plank

Posted Jun 23rd 2007 3:04AM by TMZ Staff

A Paris Hilton devotee, dressed in full pirate garb, is demanding the heiress' release from prison in the next three days, or else he will "raid, plunder and pillage the entire village of Lynwood." Sounds like someone is suffering from scurvy.

The pirate, replete with hook hand, conducted a 30-second "press conference" early Friday afternoon in front of the jail that houses the convicted celebutante. He then danced to the hit song "Crazy."

Sums it up perfectly.

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31. I liked the Pirate. I think there should be a bearded lady and clowns dressed as cops for Paris's release escorts too.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by JenL

32. He should walk the plank.

Posted at 5:13PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by Paul

33. I think I met this guy - is that you Stephen Ronan?

TMZ is right that sums up a paris fan - CRAZY........Evolution rests its case.

Posted at 6:20PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by God

34. There fan idiots are nothing but a buch of idiots. Does anyone here knows where Lynwood, California is? I live 2 miles from the jail house where Paris is, and let me tell you something, it's not a pretty place to be, nevertheless to be protesting. We want her out of our community and we're tired of all these idiots wanting a piece of the fame. That's all they're doing, seeking attention from everybody ele just like Paris Hilton is. Heck, at least she's got money, but this fools have not a pot to piss on.

Posted at 12:15AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Beth

35. I think that Paris is like a lot of 20 somethings-it's not unusual to drive drunk, without a license, etc. It's also not unusual to go to jail. What I hope for her is that she will honestly learn from the experience and, at the least, get a driver to take her around when she parties.

What I'd really like to know is who told this fool that he could "raid, plunder and pillage" Lynwood? He might want to check MapQuest. I'm from Compton, the next city over, and I can tell you right now that he has a snowball's chance in hell of making it out of there alive, especially if he brings that hook. Gotta admire his spunk, though. Dumb ass.

Posted at 1:19PM on Jun 25th 2007 by lilrdhn

36. LOCK THE FREAKIN PIRATE UP WITH THE LITTLE HO QUEEN!!!!!

Posted at 4:42PM on Jun 24th 2007 by jarhead

37. LOSER.

Posted at 7:17PM on Jun 24th 2007 by Angela

38. Wow!! Reading these comments prove that Paris is not the only psycho delusional bitch with a need for the publics attention!

Posted at 8:57PM on Jun 24th 2007 by Kae Cross

39. Hmmm, i am wondering how long she has to stay ... I have to adjust my counter again and again! Currently Paris has 1862456 seconds left at www.simplejaillife.com

Posted at 4:44AM on Jun 25th 2007 by Matthew

40. The pirate is halarious!!!!! Paris is a loser, but I think you guys a are taking the Pirate a little to serious, its obviously a joke.

Posted at 9:05AM on Jun 27th 2007 by watchforthehook

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