Kathy Hilton: Arrrrgh! Paris Still in Jail, Mateys!

241. Paris Hiltons New song is LOCKED-UP BY AKON

Posted at 2:58PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Tammy L

242. To all who comment:

Regardless of what you say about a particular story... make sure you spell everything correctly and use grammar. When you don't you're only lending credibility to the star's claims when they attribute criticism to "mindless, ignorant, idiots".

If you want to be taken seriously, act like it.

Posted at 2:38PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Amy

243. watching this mother I can see why she has raised bimbos.. she is bimbo personified.

Posted at 5:38PM on Jun 25th 2007 by KAT

244. In case you haven't heard Bill Zanker President and Founder of "The Learning Annex" has offered Paris Hilton one million dollars to teach a one hour class on "Building your own Brand." They are offering Paris even more money than Donald Trump has been paid as their star instructor! The story is at TMZ.com and is titled "Professor Paris." You can also find a similar article at Thesuperficial.com. I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying "A Fool and his money will soon part!" I would like to know what Paris is qualified to teach? What has she accomplished on her own? Bill refers to Paris as a Brilliant Entrepeneur! What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion! I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he recieves enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@thelearningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher when she herself does not have an education!

Posted at 8:35PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Andrea

245. Did her royal highass Kathy Hilton get the judge's autograph? I certainly hope so.

Posted at 5:03AM on Jun 26th 2007 by Chena

246. Enough with this mother! Jeeeez...

She wanted to be famous when she was younger and she never made it. So, she marries wealth and then pushes her daughters to be famous.

Good job mom! Stop talking to the press so much about you jailbird daughter. What a publicity whore!

Posted at 11:57PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Amy

247. gawd,we have a poster (Andrea) who can only do a diatribe of one long thing. Andrea thinks has the news scoop about some learning outfit offering Paris a speaking engagement.

Give it a rest, already Andrea. TMZ got the story before you did, for gawd's sakes.

Just come here and post something else, anything, just stop trying to be the reporter that got the story first.

Posted at 1:21AM on Jun 26th 2007 by taking the high road

248. Paris Hilton was probably raised by nannies, not her parents. It has already been proven that rich kids are as neglected as poor kids. Rich kid's parents are out doing charity work, afternoon lunches, etc., leaving their children with others. She probably didn't have any moral, financial, or spiritual guidance.

Posted at 9:51AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Leigh Nelson

249. Some info I found on Paris's mom, mostly positive.

http://realitytv.about.com/od/iwanttobeahilton/p/KathyHilton.htm

Posted at 10:01AM on Jun 27th 2007 by e10

250. Kathy is cool and all, but what about that pirate? How do I find out more about him?

Posted at 10:47PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Captain J. R.