Paris Booted from Bad Boy Bad Girl Club

46. OH LIKE...THAT IS GONNA KILL HER...WHAT AN ASS!

Posted at 11:06AM on Jun 24th 2007 by LRT

47. I wonder which "voice" she'll use for the Larry King interview.

I'd really like to see her address some of her behaviour. In reality, her past behaviour is what landed her BACK in jail. Without the firecrotch incident, Delta Goodrum/Mark Philippoussis, Travis Barker/Shanna Moakler, racist comments, public drug use, etc., etc., there would have been no public outcry, Without the puclic outcry, Seriff Baca's special treatment would have flown under the radar and Paris would be at home.

Any good interviewer will make her -- and ideally her family -- answer for some of this nonsene and inexcusable behaviour. Instead, we get photos of her wearing a t-shirt that says, "I'm Paris Hilton, I can do whatever I want." I wonder if she still believes that.

Power to the people.

Posted at 11:06AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Just an Average Citizen

48. Oh Grow up Mr. This is so ridiculous, it's not even funny. You're an idiot!

Posted at 11:10AM on Jun 24th 2007 by GemStone

49. Paris' Handwriting Analysis
Categories: pen pal, under the microscope

Paris needs some sexual healing. Honest. We consulted a handwriting expert to examine the letter Paris wrote recently in jail and, apparently, "the extra extension on the top of her g's indicates a desire for some sexual attention that she probably is not getting in her prison cell," says certified graphologist Paula A. Sassi. (Though we're pretty sure it's not for lack of interest among the other Sapphic-oriented inmates.)

So, what else does Paris' penmanship prove? "Her writing is pretty immature and lacking depth, but she is a creative and amiable type," says Sassi. She goes on to point out that while Lynwood's most famous prisoner is a little emotionally unsettled at the moment, Paris' closely placed letters indicate she's the same old self-absorbed heiress that we know and love and that her signature suggests "she still craves attention."

Nice to know jail hasn't completely crushed her spirit!

Posted at 11:29AM on Jun 24th 2007 by WakeUPParis

50. You know, I tend to agree with the earlier poster who claims Paris' people are leaving comments on this story. As I understand it, she has used her influence to force the comments portion of Perez Hilton's website to be removed.

Paris cannot win in the court of public opinion based on the real Paris and who she is, so she's trying to control the blogs now. That's more reason to NOT count me as a fan.

Posted at 11:35AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Julie

51. SLIPPED OVER THE EDGE INTO STUPID. YEP!!!!

Posted at 11:40AM on Jun 24th 2007 by 4Justice

52. Paris is sad and pathetic but not nearly as much as some clown that writes a pretend letter to TMZ in the desperate attempt to hock more copies of his crappy book.

Posted at 12:03PM on Jun 24th 2007 by toolbox

53. To READ the rest...go HERE: http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=eb3ff25c-8226-4b4e-acbc-00d8761685b0

Go to "next page" at the bottom of the page....

Paris Reveals Her New Purpose
by Gina Serpe
Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:25:56 PM PDT
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With jail life almost behind her, a changed Paris says she's ready to open her own kind of Hilton, this one a transitional home for her fellow inmates.

During the hotel heiress' exclusive phone conversation with E! News' Ryan Seacrest Thursday, Century Regional Detention Center's prisoner 9818783 discussed her post-release plans, which include reaching out to her "sweet" jail mates and focusing more on charitable works.

"I'm just excited to start this new life," she told Seacrest in the collect call. "I appreciate everything now." (Read excerpts from the exclusive conversation.)

Without naming names, Hilton said her first order of business would be to remove herself from the destructive environment and company she was keeping before her in-and-out confinement in the Los Angeles County jail.

"I think there's a lot of bad people that I was around, and I don't want to surround myself with those types of people anymore."

Thanks to credit for good behavior, Hilton is eligible for release after midnight Monday.

The Simple Life star also set straight the record about her interaction with the other prisoners, saying they have helped her change her outlook.

"I was really scared to come here at first, but all the inmates have been really nice and supportive and, I don't know, it was different than I thought it would be," she said. "It's not like what everyone thinks about jail.

"The walls are pretty thin and there are vents, so the girls next door talk to me through the vent, and they say, 'Oh my God, my kids love you,' or, 'My dad, all he wants for Father's Day is your autograph.' "

Hilton said that when she is escorted through the jail's hallways and passes by classrooms, the inmates will "all be in there and they'll all wave and blow kisses."

"Everyone is really supportive and sweet," she said. "If I'm crying and upset, they'll say, 'Don't cry' and 'God bless you.' "

Hilton also said that, despite the fact that she was "going a little bit crazy in the beginning," she is "really proud" of her time in lockup and grateful for her increased appreciation of her own privileged existence.

"A lot of these women, some of them didn't even do the crimes that they are here for, and that's why I want to get out of here. I'm lucky enough that when I leave here, I have a home to go to and I have a family that loves me.

"And a lot of these girls in here, they don't have that option. They go back to the street."

The issue is on the top of Hilton's to do list once she checks out of Century Regional. She tells Seacrest she feels great compassion for the women and, as a result, has already spoken with jail doctors and other personnel about setting up a sort of safe house for newly released inmates.

"I want to help build a transitional home so that when inmates leave here, they don't have to go back to the street," she said. "These women just keep coming back because they have no place to go."

ACTIONS....I WANT to SEEEEEE ACTIONS!!!!! Words are cheap......

Posted at 11:44AM on Jun 24th 2007 by WakeUPParis

54. that was a good laugh!!!

Paris is turning into a has been pretty damn fast LOL

Posted at 11:45AM on Jun 24th 2007 by sassy

55. I can't stand when dating 'advice' books are written by gorgeous cocky models who have never had a hard minute meeting or dating anyone in their lives - ever. This guy is just scrambling to sell his book, since I'm sure it's not content rich with a single thing that any normal people could relate to, much less those who need help dating or meeting folks. And who is he to tell me what's good or bad? I don't like PH either, but it's not impressive to kick someone when they're down after everyone else has had their turn. Is this an example of how he helps people? He sounds like - no, wait he is - a jerk.

And about Sarah Silverman - she's mean under the guise of adorable and cute and funny - and because she's hot, (just ask her), you won't find many men who won't let her get away with whatever she wants - (A. Jolie comes to mind). Watching her do her act is like the anticipation of witnessing 47 train wrecks. The thing is, you have to be intelligent to be funny - but what she did on MTV's awards show was no different than what this 'author' is doing - using her powers for evil - in that moment on stage she reminded me of every schoolyard bully I've ever witnessed - to make fun of someone who's already messed up and in a lot of trouble - in a room full of millions - it's like kicking a handicapped person when they're down. It's not impressive, and I lost any respect for Sarah Silverman that I might have ever had for her. And I'm not some uptight humorless female, I've done modeling and been paid as a parody writer, so I know what she's capable of. If she were funnier than she is, she could have come up with something smarter that didn't make me feel like I was a helpless witness to a gangrape. Way to go, Sarah. You've proven that you're just as heartless as any angry, uncouth guy. But you're so hot and pretty! You're so special!!!!!

Posted at 12:25PM on Jun 24th 2007 by I just woke up and already have a headache

56. Sarah Silverman is a bitch and no funny. So you can't stick your memebership thru your __________! Paris doen't need you, really.

Posted at 12:53PM on Jun 24th 2007 by coco

57. Quote from Herpes Hilton posted earlier:

Without naming names, Hilton said her first order of business would be to remove herself from the destructive environment and company she was keeping before her in-and-out confinement in the Los Angeles County jail.

"I think there's a lot of bad people that I was around, and I don't want to surround myself with those types of people anymore."

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What makes this Herpes ridden, porno, racist Twinkie think these "people" want to surround THEMSELVES with her anymore?

Guess there won't be anyone at her "Get Out of Jail" party that her daddy "pimped" her out to the highest bidder (Hard Rock Cafe, Las Vegas), except her dysfunctonal family, hired help and the Media bottom feeders - including butt kissers Larry King, Barbara Walters, and Harvey Levin!

Posted at 12:37PM on Jun 24th 2007 by This PR spin is a bunch of BS

58. Sarah Siverman is hysterical! Could care less about PH. Why is she constantly referred to as 'FAMOUS, she is now 'INFAMOUS'. Damn, get a dictionary.
#53 What is 'BREST' cancer? IS it like BEST cancer. I have cancer, so I am giving myself permission to make sure people get in right in describing types of cancer correctly.
#46 WTF and #44 zzzzzzz, you made my day, actually my week. Why is he always online.If he is such an amazing person, and is addicted to Bloging, try and keep up with the informative and educated Blogers on News sites. I suppose the proper usage of bloging is BLOGGING, I am not sure, please correct me. Who in hell would want the mother of his child looking and dressing like a Porn Star? Who goes to the PTA meetings? SCArrrrrrrrrrrrY, kids...
Paris, pease leave and never come back? Plzzzzzzzzzzzz. I asked in an entirely pacific way, yeah?

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Posted at 12:41PM on Jun 24th 2007 by onlyamom

59. I meant Silverman, too much celeb blogging. Sorry!

Posted at 12:43PM on Jun 24th 2007 by onlyamom

60. WOW! THIS GUY IS A REAL P*SSY!!!

Posted at 7:55PM on Jun 24th 2007 by Anonymous