Greasy Bear: Oil Slick in Miami

16.

Oh my goodness, he looks like he is packing some meat. I must have him. Rich and Hung

Posted at 12:41PM on Jun 25th 2007 by ManDate

17. LMAO! Thank you TMZ!

One of the best you've ever posted. The only thing that was missing was the siren sound effect. :) whoooop! whoooop! whoooop!

Posted at 12:42PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Mission

18. AT LEAST he got wet...essentially he SORT of TOOK a Bath! Let's hope it helps the his oil base. Maybe we should get some Dawn soap to clean up the ocean now!

Posted at 10:25PM on Jun 25th 2007 by lola Mariono

19. is this meanie Monday - lighten up posters - your going to hurt his feelings

Posted at 12:54PM on Jun 25th 2007 by west palm beach

20. maybe he should get together with britney, they fit together very well.

Posted at 12:55PM on Jun 25th 2007 by tuna marie

21. I see a big bulge!

Posted at 12:56PM on Jun 25th 2007 by oh ick!

22. Is anyone else slightly offended that this loud-mouthed jerk resembles Old-Elvis? What a dishonor to the King!

Posted at 1:27PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Cheri Pie

23. MOOBS!

Posted at 1:21PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Uggubugga

24. Someone call Green Peace. He's polluted Miami Waters. freakin oil slick ass.

Posted at 1:54PM on Jun 25th 2007 by C Rodz

25. In true Pheobe tradition: MY EYES! MY EYES! Thanks TMZ, I haven't prayed to the porcelian God in awhile, I guess it was time. And now I am going to go pull out the part of my brain that that picture is seared in with a spork.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Lita

26. You guys are such haters!!!!!

Why hate or rag on this guy?
he does not have man boobs. He is flat. he is big. he always looks oily-hair, skin.
He said some bad things about Lyndsay Lohan but it was cool with her since she was later hanging out with Paris and Davis. he probably had Lynshay at one time

The guy said that Lohan was poor , worth around 7 million. Tacky to say in public. True in his world . the guy and hisbrother do not talk ,do interviews, nothing. What is known about him...nothing!!
Thing is, what does this guy andhis brother do for a living? Nothing from what I gather except live off of their monthly inheritance checks. that is sad for a life to have so and all of the best life has to offer and do nothing with it.

Posted at 2:56PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Countrygirl

27. Who IS Brandon Davis anyway? He just looks like a big fat greasy slob to me...

Posted at 2:33PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Kat

28. post 26 country girl He pored a drink over a homless guy"s head then gave him $50 for doing it.He is an ass!I would have just helped the poor soul out.

Posted at 3:15PM on Jun 25th 2007 by LLohan is a loser

29. EEEEEWWWWWEEEEE!!!!!!! Greasy ass is totaly disgusting just like parisite "LOSER!"

Posted at 7:22PM on Jun 25th 2007 by PARISITE JAIL CROTCH HILTON SUX!

30. Karma will catch up with this jerk.

Posted at 7:27PM on Jun 25th 2007 by rebecca