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Greasy Bear: Oil Slick in Miami

WARNING SWIMMERS!

A massive oil slick washed ashore in Miami over the weekend, ruining the surf for vacationers and wildlife.

Marine biologists traced the environmental disaster to Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, seen here emerging nearly unscathed from the sea, in what was once a pair of white bathing trunks.



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31. he looks like a big baby--- eewww.

Posted at 7:27PM on Jun 25th 2007 by rebecca

32. In case you haven't heard Bill Zanker President and Founder of "The Learning Annex" has offered Paris Hilton one million dollars to teach a one hour class on "Building your own Brand." They are offering Paris even more money than Donald Trump has been paid as their star instructor! The story is at TMZ.com and is titled "Professor Paris." You can also find a similar article at Thesuperficial.com. I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying "A Fool and his money will soon part!" I would like to know what Paris is qualified to teach? What has she accomplished on her own? Bill refers to Paris as a Brilliant Entrepeneur! What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion! I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he recieves enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@thelearningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher when she herself does not have an education!

Posted at 8:36PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Andrea

33. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Posted at 12:10AM on Jun 26th 2007 by js

34. Another complete loser! Why is there even a story about this guy??

Lives off his family's money and just makes a complete ass of himself making fun of other people who actually work for a living.

Posted at 11:47PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Amy

35. i would take him in a heartbeat he is sooooooo hot

Posted at 6:42PM on Jul 12th 2007 by amberbrushetteisasleaze

36. i haven't seen many pictures of this guy, and really dont know who he is. so why is he labeled as greasy bear?

Posted at 10:58PM on Sep 14th 2007 by katkins

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