"Professor" Paris -- Coming to a City Near You?

136. Building your brand? WHAT BRAND? Does she do anything? Sell anything? As far as I know she's just another winner of the genetic lottery coasting through life on family money. I guess if you consider selling yourself for party appearances and selling porn tapes an industry, well then, she certainly is a captain. What a sad, shallow excuse for a life--think of all the good she could be doing with the money at her disposal and her 'celebrity'.

Posted at 7:22PM on Jun 25th 2007 by scott

137. Hey, did anyone know there is a war in Iraq and Afghanistan, escalating violence in Gaza and in Indonesia, horrible wildfires in Lake Tahoe, and massive genocide in Darfur?

Oh right. Parisite's face is dry. Sorry. What was I thinking?

Posted at 7:41PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Paris Hater

138. I got news for all of you-The Larry King Show will be the highest rating program on Wensday night. And every one of you will be watching....... If you really dislike Paris Hilton so much, you will not be writting about her in this site.- That is a fact.

You love Paris. The girl amuze us, entertain us.... We all dream of being rich, super rich like Paris, at least for a day, for a minute......We will like to sleep on her bed and ride her car, and travel across the Atlantic in one minute's notice and eat at the most glamorous restaurants. Of course we do. But we can't, so we hate her. The loser mentality. The envy.

Snap out of it. It's not healthy.

Posted at 8:03PM on Jun 25th 2007 by coco

139. WELLLL......I see it this way.....

I may NOT have the looks, or the money, YET....I've never had my car's repossed, or had my neighbors angry with me, OR, had my private parts all over the net for everyone to see...SOOOOOO...if that is what her "money" and "branding" has done for her...

I'll just keep on being a REGULAR Joe. I at least can say I have respect of my family, friends, neighbors, and for others that know me. I perfer that to being a laughing stock. And frankly...its not so much she has "branded" herself....its that the MEDIA is NUTS and made her what she is NOT.....famous for NO good reason what so ever. Without them...She's NOTHING...even less then a "regular Joe"...

Just my opinion...!!

Posted at 8:14PM on Jun 25th 2007 by WakeUPParis

140. If you ever visited this site before tomorrow they will retract this story. They do it everyday with Paris.

Posted at 8:21PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Not on Team Paris

141. It only took TMZ 4 hours to post this. I went back to the TMZ con. link and did it again and may be it will stay posted. THis freakin' TMZ does this to me constantly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:37PM on Jun 25th 2007 by hardworker

142. To Paris is Queer of all media: What do you love so much about Miss Herpes?? She has a number of sexually transmitted diseases. She did not finish her high school education. She is not exactly pretty. What exactly would you point out as her good points??? She does make an excellent porn video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:42PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Big Bear

143. hahaha, you go get them paris. you went to jail rich and you're going to come out richer. now why hasn't tmz reported on all the bad stuff that's been found about the rocky dude. looks like he's done some naughty things and is under investigation. karma sure is a b****.

Posted at 9:58PM on Jun 25th 2007 by goparis

144. Only an idiot would pay to have Paris teach them how to build your brand... The person you want to hire for that is the team that built Paris's brand.

Posted at 12:30PM on Jun 26th 2007 by GailB

145. In case you haven't heard Bill Zanker President and Founder of "The Learning Annex" has offered Paris Hilton one million dollars to teach a one hour class on "Building your own Brand." They are offering Paris even more money than Donald Trump has been paid as their star instructor! The story is at TMZ.com and is titled "Professor Paris." You can also find a similar article at Thesuperficial.com. I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying "A Fool and his money will soon part!" I would like to know what Paris is qualified to teach? What has she accomplished on her own? Bill refers to Paris as a Brilliant Entrepeneur! What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion! I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he recieves enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@learningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher when she herself does not have an education!

Posted at 11:20PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Andrea

146. She is a brand my ass. Another family favor, network and connection hooking her up, I don't see know anybody buying her product. Her movie and music album tanked. None of my friends rented her movie or bought her album. I certainly don't know anybody using her perfume. You have to be able to sell product to be called a brand. Otherwise, it's just failure.

Posted at 11:39PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Justin

147. business woman : prostitute

brand : herpes....it'll stay with you forever...

Posted at 11:11PM on Jun 25th 2007 by dw

148. As for Paris Hilton and what she has said she'll do once out of jail....seeing is believing and I'll wait and see what happens, if she actually carries through on what she has said about being more socially conscious and supposedly, being a changed person. Others can say what they think but I don't like to speculate. If she's genuine, although I'm not sure, then the proof will be in the doing.

Posted at 12:38PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Carol Mariane

149. Andrea - we heard, we heard

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Got it already??

Posted at 11:26PM on Jun 25th 2007 by taking the high road

150. # 128, YES, I suppose you have.
#143 CoCo, I am pleading with you, you freakin' imbecile, USE THE DAMN SPELL CHECK, you are making my eyes bleed.

BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:36PM on Jun 25th 2007 by hardworker