"Professor" Paris -- Coming to a City Near You?

16. HURRAH-what the hell are you talking about??!! Why do you love it cuz Paris makes so much money? And are you saying she makes a difference? And who the hell are you to say nobody freakin works in the world, but Paris Hilton? Nut jobs need to stay off the computer, and stay in the playpen!!!

Posted at 2:58PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Tam

17. She may have been offered the money but there's only one drawback to collecting it. She'd have to speak publicly without sounding like an idiot and we all know that's not possible.

Posted at 2:59PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Underwired

18. TMZ, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

PARIS, "I USED TO ACT DUMB. IT WAS AN ACT."

YEAH RIGHT.

PARENTS SPEND MONEY FOR YOUR KIDS EDUCATION SOMEWHERE ELSE MORE RESPONSIBLE.

Posted at 3:01PM on Jun 25th 2007 by SO FUNNY

19. GET REAL!! If she is a brand, then she belongs on a cow's behind.

Posted at 3:03PM on Jun 25th 2007 by MARSPYYKKA

20. The few times I've had the misfortune to actually hear her speak, she (and her friends and relatives as well) sound borderline retarded. Whatever it is her 'brand' is, I certainly don't want any of it and I wouldn't want to sit through one of her 'speeches' if YOU paid ME!
I have never watched "The Simple Life", and I won't watch her Larry King interview either.
She's an ignorant, undeducated person with nothing to offer. Her "Jail Mea Culpa" is meaningless and hollow, but it sells papers because it panders to the lowest of the low in our culture. If I were the Queen of The Media, I would ignore her for at least two years....let's check in on her in a couple of years and see if the leopard has changed her spots.

Posted at 3:03PM on Jun 25th 2007 by S

21. Now scheduling classes for---

Weed Smoking 101 ( to show how you're turning your life around)
Perscription Drugs 102 ( Giving you access to any legal narcotic you could want- or putting you in contact with someone who can get you what you want.)
STD's 102 (including but not limited to new medicines, pics of infected area, perscriptions)
Videoargraphy 103 ( include blank tapes)
How to Be worthless- (this is a remedial class only avaiable to people who's people have a net worth of at least 5 million. Not YOU just your people)
Spindoctor 200 ( this is an advanced class where a publicsts will be assigned to you for this class so that any behavior not supported in the classes can be blamed on this individual)


CURRENTLY NO APPLICATION FEE IS BEING ASSESED. JUST MAKING THIS (The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston.) LOOK LIKE AN A@S

Posted at 3:05PM on Jun 25th 2007 by come see me

22. Oh! ditto #24

Posted at 3:05PM on Jun 25th 2007 by deedaas

23. Yeah I'm going to fork over my hard earned cash so Paris can tell me to flash in public, have an IQ only slightly larger than a Great Dane and date people named Greasy Bear. The only thing worse was if it was a double bill with Trump.

Posted at 3:05PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Greyhawk

24. papa hilton is obviously calling in all his markers and dipping heavily into the family slush fund to get all these "interviews" and "speaking engagements". pathetic. the entire family is pathetic. i say boycott all their products and businesses.

Posted at 3:07PM on Jun 25th 2007 by lisa

25. Get off your sad tired ass and start making some money off your name before you harp on paris... Get out there and make a difference!

....the truth is the family is cash poor and the mother places conditions on her affections based on how much money Paris makes. If you consider doing porno as 'making a difference' you must be from the family....

Posted at 3:09PM on Jun 25th 2007 by CJ

26. "Yesterday, CNN proudly announced that it has scored the first post-jail interview with Paris Hilton. To make room for Paris on Wednesday, CNN canceled its interview with Michael Moore about his new health care documentary SiCKO."

The dumbing down of America is complete.

Geez.

Posted at 3:11PM on Jun 25th 2007 by The dumbing down of America.

27. this is such a stupid joke.

this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

i love the learning annex. shame on you tmz.
i thought that paris was trying to shed her branded image???????

the person that should be doing these lectures should be
Rick Salomon AND THEY SHOULD NOT be done at the learning annex.
they should be done on at a porn tradeshow. like the one that takes place
in L.A.

Posted at 3:18PM on Jun 25th 2007 by shila-nova

28. Course Outline:

1. Be born into wealth.

2. Make a porn video.

3. Make up a saying like "thats hot" - if that doesn't work get pulled over a bunch of times for dui and get thrown in jail.

4. Act like a nut job in jail, get out in 21 days and the Learning Annex will pay you one million dollars!

Emperors New Cloths? anyone but me?

Posted at 3:18PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Mikey

29. True Story!

The news anchor on Fox News this morning mentioned the “media frenzy” regarding Hilton’s upcoming release. He remarked, “Well, maybe they’ll just wave the color orange at her.” He quickly added, “Well, it looks like Paris will be with us for a long time.” His co-anchor barely stifled a moan.

During a drive to a client’s office this morning, I picked part of a news announcement on the radio: “…Hilton, and she is anxious to let everyone know how she found God, and what she has learned during her confinement. Um…do we care?”

Posted at 3:17PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Gen

30. I am a big Paris hater and agree with a lot of people on these boards about how vain, idiotic, and general waste of human flesh she is.

However, I have to admitt that she has built a brand around herself. So this idea does not repluse me. Her brand (of being herself) is something she has WORKED on....and yes it feels strange to say she has worked on anything.

If the learning Annex wants to pay her that much who am I to disagree with them.

Posted at 3:21PM on Jun 25th 2007 by mark in nyc