"Professor" Paris -- Coming to a City Near You?

76. What is it with the vicious attacks against Paris? I can't believe that there are so many evil people in the world. As Jesus said, "He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone." God bless you Paris.

Posted at 8:02AM on Jun 26th 2007 by gingergirl

77. hallaloolya-forget the learning annex paris,,,,


Harvey Levin,
she should have been interviewed on E.
leave the important stuff to go to Larry King,Cnn news, etc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harvey levin, stick with subing for larry king but you should have sent the sherrif, lawyer and paris to
ryan seacrest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe you could rearrange a deal. get Sicko back on on Wednesday. leave news for the news.
I beg of you pleasssssssssssssssssssssssssseee.

Posted at 4:39PM on Jun 25th 2007 by shila-nova

78. So why didn't Larry King and The Learning Annex book her BEFORE jail?

Somehow they all think they are going to make a lot of money off of her now that she is an ex-convict.

It's a sad world, but she is only a tiny part of it. Much of the world, and this great country, is made up of fine people who work to get an education and to make something good of their lives, to be someone to be proud of.

It's true that her parents set up her perfume and jewelry line and just put her name on it.

I don't think anyone would care that she is stupid and rich and a Hilton if she just weren't such a slut and so rude and hateful.

Posted at 5:15PM on Jun 25th 2007 by x

79. Paris you go girl! You know how to brand your name and make the millions and millions and even more millions!

I love how the haters complain and complain about a girl who makes millions more than they do by being a strong business woman.

The Vanity Fair Ad got Paris noticed... the sextape worldwide attention... She turns lemons into lemonage and made her name a proudct.

The haters and their embarrassing salaries are just jealous it is so funny. If they spend more time focusing on their careers, working harder, and eating less maybe they would be famous and brandable too.

SunsetStripCeleb

Posted at 4:51PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Love this! You go Paris

80. Don't forget Howard K. Stern went on Larry King and swore he was Anna Nicole's baby's father and Larry didn't bat an eye. Now it is known for a fact that Howard K. Stern was lying.

I heard a columnist today question whether Paris could actually carry on a conversation with Larry for an hour. Said she'd never heard her say anything but short answers to some questions.

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Ann

81. Those were the days: Rising star was jailed, and few knew it, then all of a sudden his records disappeared and 20 years later he talked about it..... HINT: "Going My Way"



GO PARIS GO!!!!!!!!!! BEFORE WE HAVE OUR EVENING MEAL WE WILL
THE GRAND LOVELY LADY JOGGING ON HOME!!! ENJOY, BECAUSE I
AM.


SHE DID HER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!LEAVE HER ALONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:46PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Mad As Heck

82. i do not like la la land. i don't understand how you people can stand it.
your all out to la la la land lunch.

which i think i will barf up my lunch now-not!!!

i am not anorexic like the hip crownd in la

like i said "hip" crowd lol

Posted at 4:44PM on Jun 25th 2007 by shila-nova

83. not even a comparison,

sinatra would not do a lecture at the learning annex.
that's not the way he would not do it paris's way.

Posted at 4:51PM on Jun 25th 2007 by shila-nova

84. Great message for the young girls looking up to her! Star in in porno tape, then pretend you are embarrassed by it and pretend to fight the public release, then settle for a share of the profit., Show your drunken ass in every club in town, screw every guy you come across, Shout racial slurs, put down people not born into instant wealth, which was earned by her grandfather, not even her "daddy". Drive drunk, get probation, dont show up at your alcohol awareness class that is part of your probation, drive on suspended license and get caught not once but twice, Show up late for your court hearing, really piss off the judge by your disrespect, get 45 days in jail , cut down to 23 days before you serve even one day, (daddy knows the sheriff) get your booking photo taken showing HERPES all over your mouth, get sent home from jail after 3 days because you suddently have anxiety attacks (duh) (and daddy knows the sheriff) get sent back to jail hospital in a special roomey hospital room, get sent back to original jail and get to stay out the remainder of your FEW days in jail medical clinic which is again more room and better than the jail cell others are serving time in.
Call the networks to try getting a million dollar offer for giving an interview of your "in jail experience" Get booked on Larry King Live, Get paid a million dollars for speaking at Annex about HOW TO MAKE MONEY without an education, and how being a slut and whore with cameras up your ass is the only thing that made you popular , except for of course GRANDPA's hard earned money. GREAT TEACHER PARIS!!!!! By the way, I have 5 grandchildren ages 12 through 21 (boys & girls) they all think you are GROSS!!!! So do their freinds.

Posted at 4:56PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Stupidity at the highest level

85. #80 WRONG!!!!!!!!!! READ THE LATIMES, ARTICLE IS IS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!



GO PARIS GO!!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY YOUR EVENING MEAL!!!!!

Posted at 4:56PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Mad As Heck

86. i'd rather be homeless than earn my living whoring around with a really great brand???
boy that's gotta be fun, papps up my but all day long, can't eat anything you want, critiqued for every little thing you do. but come on, she asked for the media attn:

miss america and miss usa stepped off the chopping block, i guess they couldn't take the heat, yeah that's hot!

she still wants to be on it. so go paris go all the way! enjoy, i hope you can and will
all the best! and make lots more money, just be happy doing it. more money=more happiness. in our life, the most important thing is to brand yourself and make as much money as you possibly can.


yes omg we have to, omg what am i to do, being a poor person : ( with no money. 9-5 job, anxiety all day, no health-care and bad education, because i have no money, and no one will give me a chance.) yes, i am so proud of her and i wish i could be her, because she has all the money. i admit it im jeolous. i'm crying now. :(
what about me? how am i going to pay my bills, i can't have kids because i can't afford them
but if i had a kid it could be the next einstein. the immigrants are taking a job from me.

Posted at 5:02PM on Jun 25th 2007 by i'm jealous of paris hilton i'm crying now how can her brand help me

87. haaa. ... that's just hillarious!! She is a "brand".... DUI!!

She coulmaybe teach a course in probably the only thing she really knows which is how to not drive drunk and how to pass your time in jail!! Probably the only thing she really knows anything about!!

Posted at 5:04PM on Jun 25th 2007 by MaD

88. 19. Yeah I'm going to fork over my hard earned cash so Paris can tell me to flash in public, have an IQ only slightly larger than a Great Dane and date people named Greasy Bear. The only thing worse was if it was a double bill with Trump.

Posted at 3:05PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Greyhawk

HEY!!! My 2 Danes have more brains than her.

Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Go Away Paris

89. Since I also am in LALA land I miss Paris since she is a club jailhouse. The clubs are sad without her...everyone can't be anxious when her hot self will walk in and get us all hot.

Well she is coming out now! Bigger and hotter than ever! Oh the glamour of Paris... She is uber hot and uber cool!

Love us some Paris Hilton!

PS. Kathy is a hot mom too. The City Atty's wife is a big nasty slut of a hag I agree with the other city atty wife haters! Through her law breaking ass in jail. At least Paris come out of jail and returns to her mansion, social party scene, lovely friends, and millions of dollars.... The city atty's wife come back to a nasty old mean husband and her shack of a house in Windsor Neighborhood of LA.. oh my

Posted at 6:50PM on Jun 25th 2007 by LOVE ME SOME MS HILTON

90. what would she teach? how to flash your 'cha-cha' in public?

Posted at 5:31PM on Jun 25th 2007 by dog collar