Beauty
Anybody Want Skin Like a 74-Year-Old "Bitch?!"

Joan Collins wants to give your aged flesh a little lift!
Joan Coliins
The 74-year-old "Dynasty" diva has gone from shedding her skin in cinematic classics like "The Bitch" and "The Stud" to preserving it by becoming the face of the new anti-aging cream called Cellex-C Age-less 15 Skin Signaling Serum. The name just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

Who needs botox, Restylane or collagen, when you can have the fresh, taut, dewy skin of the septuagenarian Alexis Morel Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan? Rock on Joan!



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1. ug-ly

Posted at 7:00PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Joshua Smith

2. 3RD

Posted at 7:01PM on Jun 26th 2007 by PREVERT

3. hope i look like her when i am 74...
you look gr8 joan...

Posted at 7:13PM on Jun 26th 2007 by callieH

4. shes still sexy for her age.

Posted at 7:12PM on Jun 26th 2007 by lucky

5. i'd hit it

Posted at 7:02PM on Jun 26th 2007 by tony t

6. Okay, considering how old she must be, she's really not bad-looking...

Posted at 7:02PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Katie

7. i'd hit it

Posted at 7:02PM on Jun 26th 2007 by tony t

8. Hell no she looks plastic. Thern all that face paint still aint helping her old ugly ass.

Posted at 8:08PM on Jun 26th 2007 by welle

9. For her age she looks great we all should age so well good for U Joan

Posted at 7:11PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Cari

10. For her age she looks great we all should age so well good for U Joan

Posted at 7:06PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Cari

11.
Never had face lift? I don't think so!!!!

Posted at 7:08PM on Jun 26th 2007 by jeri

12. Ms. Collins was scary when she was Alexis...now she's sadly a parady of her sad self.

Posted at 7:08PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Piglet Baldwin

13. Her husband should be named "PUSSY" instead of Percy. She is one ugly skank...

Posted at 7:11PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Mike

14. Don't be so snide. She looks fab. You know you won't look like her at her age.

Posted at 7:14PM on Jun 26th 2007 by So Glam

15. They also make a under eye cream. Probably wouldn't hurt her to use it

Posted at 7:15PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Avamp1

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