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Anybody Want Skin Like a 74-Year-Old "Bitch?!"

6/26/2007 7:57 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Joan Collins wants to give your aged flesh a little lift!
Joan Coliins
The 74-year-old "Dynasty" diva has gone from shedding her skin in cinematic classics like "The Bitch" and "The Stud" to preserving it by becoming the face of the new anti-aging cream called Cellex-C Age-less 15 Skin Signaling Serum. The name just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

Who needs botox, Restylane or collagen, when you can have the fresh, taut, dewy skin of the septuagenarian Alexis Morel Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan? Rock on Joan!

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Joshua Smith    

ug-ly

2587 days ago
2.

callieH    

hope i look like her when i am 74...
you look gr8 joan...

2587 days ago
3.

lucky    

shes still sexy for her age.

2587 days ago
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Katie    

Okay, considering how old she must be, she's really not bad-looking...

2587 days ago
5.

welle    

Hell no she looks plastic. Thern all that face paint still aint helping her old ugly ass.

2587 days ago
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Cari    

For her age she looks great we all should age so well good for U Joan

2587 days ago
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rachel    


Never had face lift? I don't think so!!!!

2587 days ago
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Piglet Baldwin    

Ms. Collins was scary when she was Alexis...now she's sadly a parady of her sad self.

2587 days ago
9.

So Glam    

Don't be so snide. She looks fab. You know you won't look like her at her age.

2587 days ago
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Avamp1    

They also make a under eye cream. Probably wouldn't hurt her to use it

2587 days ago
11.

Sadieface    

At least she hasn't gone overboard with the plastic surgery like a lot of them.
But the wig should really be changed , that is so 80's and too much make-up.

2587 days ago
12.

Lilarose    

You all should be ashamed of yourselves! You are ALL going to get old!

Even Paris Hilton! In ten years she will be a has-been.

For those of you who have made derrogatory remarks about an older woman, I put a pox on you.

2587 days ago
13.

Baby Shamble    

I'd buy it. She looks great for any age. Its because she looks happy.

2587 days ago
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TROLL SMASHERS    

HOW DARE YOU CALL HER SAD, AND A PARODY FOR GOD'S SAKE SHE LOOKS BETTER NOW AT ALMOST 80 THAN I AM SURE YOU DO - I CHALLENGE YOU TO POST A PHOTO OF YOURSELF FOR ALL TO SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS WOMEN IS LEGENDARY, CLASSY & OH MY GOD A DIVA TO END ALL DIVAS

SHAME ON YOU, SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME (SPITTING AT YOU)

2587 days ago
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lily    

You people are immature and obnoxious. Wait till youre 74 and see how hot you all look. She looks good for all the years she had to live on this earth. Wait ill your youth fades and then youll be singing a different tune , smart asses.

2587 days ago
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