Beauty
Anybody Want Skin Like a 74-Year-Old "Bitch?!"

Joan Collins wants to give your aged flesh a little lift!
Joan Coliins
The 74-year-old "Dynasty" diva has gone from shedding her skin in cinematic classics like "The Bitch" and "The Stud" to preserving it by becoming the face of the new anti-aging cream called Cellex-C Age-less 15 Skin Signaling Serum. The name just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

Who needs botox, Restylane or collagen, when you can have the fresh, taut, dewy skin of the septuagenarian Alexis Morel Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan? Rock on Joan!



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31. "Shedding her skin?" Do you mean her clothes, you dumb writers? But that wouldn't work with your stupid premise. I am not a big fan of Joan and she might have had a little work done, but she is not an evil gnome like Harvey Levin who makes his money making fun of celebrities, and broadcasting drunken tirades directed at young girls. Amd then he doesn't have the decency to show wayward nipples, preferring to cover them up with childish graphics. What a little weasel.

Posted at 4:53AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Tommy Red

32. Whatever she is doing is working. I think she looks fabulous for her age!

Posted at 9:16PM on Jun 26th 2007 by RThomas

33. Let me send all you ladies a great tip. Use Virgin Coconut oil. It is inexpensive and you can use it on your entire body and face. It works great and you'll see those fine lines disappear. I use it and I'm 65. Still get looks from men because they think I am in my forties. Try it.

Posted at 10:08PM on Jun 26th 2007 by CalGal

34. Joan looks amazing, period. It takes a lot of dedication to look as youthful as Joan Collins does. Cheers to you Joan! May you be forever young!

Posted at 3:01PM on Jun 27th 2007 by JoanLooksFAB

35. For 74, COLLINS looks fantastic !

Posted at 12:50AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Kelt

36. Nasty old retarded, ugly dull brown wig, as old as her,

Why why, why hasn't she thrown it out and

UP-GRADED ????

Posted at 4:51AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Nasty old retarded, ugly, dull brown wig as old as her

37. Joan is a living doll. Her face is alive and animated.. impressive and approachable.. and she looks prettier than most stars half her age who have hacked, deadened, stretched, bleached and bloated and puffed out various parts of their faces surgery wise. YAY

Posted at 8:14AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Pepsi Lite

38. Joan Collins is having success fighting age.
However, she has had work done.

Also she overdoes the make-up. I like glamorous old girls. They
show us all what is possible if you don't let aging take over.

It just seems to require more perseverance.

Posted at 8:26AM on Jun 27th 2007 by crystal bones

39. She looks a thousand times better than madonna...who's 25 years YOUNGER HAHAHA

Posted at 11:10AM on Jun 27th 2007 by dinigi

40. I can only hope I look nearly as good as she does when I reach SEVENTY FOUR!!!! She looks better at 74 years old than a lot of women do in their 50's!

Posted at 9:32AM on Jun 27th 2007 by gel

41. She looks better at 74 than Paris, Brittany and Lindsey do now. Its called class. Have you taken a look at her on BBC's Footballers Wives. She shows she can still out trash the best.

Posted at 9:51AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Exile Paris

42. wow she looks good for her age!

Posted at 10:18AM on Jun 27th 2007 by MARSIN

43. Everybody should look this good at 74. I wonder if anything was ever done surgically. Gimme a break here, do your grandmothers look like Joan? She looks great.

Posted at 10:29AM on Jun 27th 2007 by liz

44. What the hell were they thinking???? Ugly cow, never mind her age.

Posted at 10:37AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Eileen

45. the "Bioch" ....oh come on!!!! haven't you forgot to mention she was also in the movie "homework"??? who could forget that ad where she once was topless!!!

Posted at 12:16PM on Jun 27th 2007 by superfan

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