Paris' Buddy -- Very Bubbly

1. Bettery hide your purse. I see a COKEHEAD!!!

Posted at 1:18PM on Jun 26th 2007 by JaneSays

2. The typical Paris fan - ignorant brain-dead parasitic wasteoid devoid of morals and common decency. Fortunately, there aren't many of them.

Posted at 1:21PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Jolly Roger

3. Couldn't have lived without this exciting story, thanks.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 26th 2007 by jjlb

4. the question is...was she gonna do a paris and drive her car?

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Is it Just me?

5. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....i have an 8-ball, come over...

Posted at 1:25PM on Jun 26th 2007 by costaMesaboy

6. Classless stupid trash just like Paris.

Posted at 1:24PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Jazzy

7. Another LOSER! Why should we even care? Get real, folks, this chick is a total NOBODY. She doesn't deserve an iota of newsprint.
TMZ--- GET A LIFE!

Posted at 1:49PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Why Should We Even Care

8. how can you allow a drunk to get behind the wheel of a car?

SHAME ON YOU!!!

Posted at 1:44PM on Jun 26th 2007 by MADD

9. .....the latest in the continuing saga "Sleeze with Keys". Stay tuned!!!!!

Posted at 1:49PM on Jun 26th 2007 by koz

10. I'm confused as to why NONE of the photogs would take a moment to put down the camera, take out a cell phone and call the cops. Why let an obviously intoxicated person get in the car and drive without at least attempting to try and stop it? What if she killed someone?

Posted at 1:45PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Katie

11. Who the hell was that bimbo?

Posted at 2:03PM on Jun 26th 2007 by lovely

12. TMZ.com people stood there and let a drunk drive? Shame!

Posted at 7:13PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Only swim in the Ocean

13. In case you haven't heard Bill Zanker President and Founder of "The Learning Annex" has offered Paris Hilton one million dollars to teach a one hour class on "Building your own Brand." They are offering Paris even more money than Donald Trump has been paid as their star instructor! The story is at TMZ.com and is titled "Professor Paris." You can also find a similar article at Thesuperficial.com. I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying "A Fool and his money will soon part!" I would like to know what Paris is qualified to teach? What has she accomplished on her own? Bill refers to Paris as a Brilliant Entrepeneur! What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion! I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he recieves enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@learningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher when she herself does not have an education!

Posted at 2:36PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Andrea

14. Yes, you too can be a celebrity! No experience or talent required... just have the right friends.

Posted at 2:48PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Edward

15. Get a life.

Posted at 3:21PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Paul