Paris' Post-Prison Runway Walk

91. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Score one for Bill O'Reilly. On tonight's show, he had Tonya Reiman, who is a body language expert who does a regular segment on what signals people are sending or what they're really thinking based on their body languate. For the record, Ms. Reiman is a high paid consultant who teaches people "how" to walk, talk, etc -- and she's also appeared in courts to testify with regards to reading criminals' body language as well.

Anyway, O'Reilly asked Reiman about Paris as she was walking out of the courthouse last night. The clip -- which I'm sure everyone's seen -- show's Paris first walking with her hands cupped over her groin.

Tonya: "As we see here, she starts off in what is generally considered a humble position. Look at the way she's trying to cover her privates."

Bill O'Reilly: "Boy, I bet that's the first time THAT'S ever happened."

Posted at 9:31PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Triumph Poops!

92. Looks like something I might have bought at Target. That's all it looks like it's worth. At the prices she paid -- she got ripped off.

Posted at 9:32PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Dee

93. paris in yellow?????


oh, yeah entertaining,

her mother was very entertaing on "how to be a hilton" that was a real big hit.

Posted at 9:35PM on Jun 26th 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

94. Paris looks a lot healthier and great with less makeup. She looks like she has added a few pounds and there is nothing wrong with that.

Posted at 12:53PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by KMP

95. America is really sick. I can't believe the attention Paris is getting. She is definitely no role model for anyone.

Posted at 9:41PM on Jun 26th 2007 by debi

96. Of course she knows how to pull an outfit together...what else does she do with her free time and mental energy besides worry about fashion? Read a book? I think not.

Posted at 9:38PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Jamie

97. I wonder how many people are going to die in Iraq today while your busy covering Paris Hilton's release from prison outfit.

You should all be ashamed.

Posted at 10:02PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Cee

98. Paris looked very fresh and pretty leaving jail. She is so much more attractive without those hideous blue contact lenses. Let's wish this young, extremely immature woman well. Perhaps she has has gained some social awareness.

Posted at 9:40PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Kelly

99. Fashion:

Paris in camouflage fatigues????

Posted at 9:47PM on Jun 26th 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

100. I hope the next time I hear the name Paris Hilton it'll be that she's marrying O.J. Simpson.
That should pretty much take care of her.

Posted at 9:52PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Richard Paduker

101. Fashion:

Paris in camouflage fatigues????

Paris in tie dye????

Paris in RED WHITE AND BLUE!!!

Posted at 9:48PM on Jun 26th 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

102. TMZ has sensationalized Paris Hilton but this is junk reading I need to remember that. What does or has the girl ever done but walk and look gawky?

Posted at 8:44AM on Jun 27th 2007 by lulu

103. The reason Paris is wearing pants instead of a skirt is because her blistered herpes anal lesions are draining down her legs. That would only be the right thing to do, not to spread her herpes to others while out in public.

Posted at 9:51PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Beth Coldturd

104. FASHION:

I HOPE SHE WEARS VOTE.

AND ACTUALLY DOES NEXT TIME!

Posted at 9:51PM on Jun 26th 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

105. US WEEKLY HAS BLACKED OUT ANY COVERAGE OF STINK HOLE HILTON. WHY DON'T U DO THAT TMZ? I USED TO LOVE YOUR SITE BUT U HAVE WWWAAAAYYYY TOOO MUCH OF THAT NASTY ASS COW. ONE ARTICLE IS TOO MUCH ON THAT DIRTY HERPE BITCH.

Posted at 10:04PM on Jun 26th 2007 by beware of BIG dark HILTON HERPE caves