Paris -- Totally Sketched Out

76. So, it appears Ms. Hilton's definition of 'fair and unbiased' is 'kissing my scrawny STD-ridden ass'.

Posted at 11:01AM on Jun 26th 2007 by Sabina

77. The primary Style of this sketch is odd, indeed. The eyes remind me of myself during the late 60's, early 70's while on acid. But I never had a trip as bad as that idiotic sketch(sic).
Anyway, I'm sure PH hasn't ever entered an Art Museam, so Artist's like, Monet, Picasso, Dali, Manet and on and on are not actually something she is aware of.
What in the world is with the hearts over the letters i, instead of proper utilization of the English language? I forgot, she doesn't posess a vocabulary large enough to allow for that. My mistake.
Who cares anyway, Why TF did I just waste my time? Addiction, I s'pose.

Posted at 11:01AM on Jun 26th 2007 by hardworker

78. Interesting....Paris super-sized the telephone (which, to me, looks like a dog bone) and not to be ignored, drew the labels on her jailwear four times. At least this is an honest rendering by our (like or dislike her) -- National Treasure. lol ;-)
nobody gag.....but that's what Paris has become.


Harvey, you just slay me. First, you run anti-Paris articles to capture the hate-Paris mob, then you blatantly show your pro-Paris side.
So, Harv? Which is it? You either like her or you don't? Quit playing both sides of the fence! ;)

hehe
Gotta give you props for marketing strategies.


p.s. It got so sleazy here I finally had to delete your site from my bookmarks. However, I'm back! Why, because I saw you last night on LKL and I honestly did detect something soulful in you Harvey.......wow, way to go. (and here I thought you were a complete moronic bottom feeder!)

You did a good job interviewing your guests, hope to see you again subbing for Larry.

So anyhow, Harv.
I'll stick around here on TMZ until the hate-addicts get to me again.
tick tock tick tock tick tock

oops.
lol...well, it was fun while it lasted. :)

Posted at 11:03AM on Jun 26th 2007 by artist2

79. I find the drawing quite charming. I see children's books in her future.

Posted at 2:10PM on Jul 17th 2007 by bamacapoeira

80. Comment 64.

It's not about the stupid ass drawing. It's about the fact that Paris is being over reported and overglamorized. It's about her comment of "unbiased reporting" When it is far from unbiased. It's about the fact that Paris has done nothing with her life or done anything good with her money to help out with this world and TMZ chooses to do 10 times more stories about her than anyone else.

You are the one who has the issue for not seeing this.

Posted at 11:04AM on Jun 26th 2007 by SickandTired

81. No more of this site today!! I think the Hiltons own Harvey Levin. The majority do not care about Paris !!! This site is beginning to suck!!!

Posted at 11:06AM on Jun 26th 2007 by gagal

82. looks like a 2yr old did this drawing.

Posted at 11:06AM on Jun 26th 2007 by butta

83. Gee, I guess we can't accuse Harvey Levin of posting self-serving stories. A letter praising TMZ from Paris that at the same time points out the Harvey hosted Larry King Live. Looks like Harvey is auditioning for his own talk show.

Posted at 11:07AM on Jun 26th 2007 by Aint He Cute

84. I HATE PARIS AND I'M NOT VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A LOT OF
PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES HILTONPARIS IS A NO
TALENT SLUTI HATE PARIS AND I'M NOT VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT
POSTING A LOT OF PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES
HILTONI HATE PARIS AND I'M NOT VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A
LOT OF PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES HILTONI HATE
PARIS AND I'M NOT VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A LOT OF
PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES HILTONI HATE PARIS AND
I'M NOT VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A LOT OF PARISPARIS BIG
FOOT MAN IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES HILTONI HATE PARIS AND I'M NOT
VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A LOT OF PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN
IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES HILTONI HATE PARIS AND I'M NOT VISITING TMZ
UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A LOT OF PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN IN DRAG
LOOKING HERPES HILTONI HATE PARIS AND I'M NOT VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY
QUIT POSTING A LOT OF PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES
HILTONI HATE PARIS AND I'M NOT VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A
LOT OF PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES HILTONI HATE
PARIS AND I'M NOT VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A LOT OF
PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES HILTONI HATE PARIS AND
I'M NOT VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A LOT OF PARISPARIS BIG
FOOT MAN IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES HILTONI HATE PARIS AND I'M NOT
VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A LOT OF PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN
IN DRAG LOOKING HERPES HILTONI HATE PARIS AND I'M NOT VISITING TMZ
UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A LOT OF PARISPARIS BIG FOOT MAN IN DRAG
LOOKING HERPES HILTON

Posted at 11:08AM on Jun 26th 2007 by I HATE PARIS AND I'M NOT VISITING TMZ UNTIL THEY QUIT POSTING A LOT OF SLUTTY PARIS HERPES HILTON

85. Paris is how old? She writes just like my 13 year old niece. What an idiot.

Posted at 11:10AM on Jun 26th 2007 by bp138

86. I think that it is a travisty
If i went to Jail I d beserving my whole entire time no matter how god I was
My son had a traffic warrant we knew nothing about when he was arrested we posted his bond and it over 8 hours later that they finally let him out of jail in sherriff joes jail
if I was rich and famous then he would never have gone to jail more then likely and he didnt get any special treatment either
Granted there are people who belong in jail but for us who might someday for some r eason have to go we ll be treated like crap
I have a heart problem and when i went to jail a few years ago i told the nurse about it she didnt even ask if i was feeling ok just said that she suggested i get out of there I was only in for a few hours for a peoblem with an old landlord

Posted at 11:15AM on Jun 26th 2007 by paul

87. #81
I have not now nor have I ever bought anything related to Paris Hilton. And by posting here I am eating up Harv's bandwidth and costing him money. In the long run Paris will end up costing more than she's worth to the people who run sites like this. So let people post 10 page love letters to Paris, Brittany, Lindsey, etc. They'll just hasten the downfall of the tabloid web sites.

Posted at 11:10AM on Jun 26th 2007 by Enough is enough

88. Heh heh heh - her eyes are crossed in the drawing....what a tard

Posted at 11:43AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Dave

89. Is this a joke??

I cant stop laughing! Im not sure which is funnier, the "unbiased reporting" comment (you are a gossip rag, TMZ, I love it, but its not unbiased reporting, especially in this case.) or if its her penmenship, which looks like a 6th grader from East LA.

Posted at 11:11AM on Jun 26th 2007 by kim

90. NOBODY CARES ABOUT PARIS. IT'S ALL ABOUT $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

NOBODY CARES ABOUT PARIS. IT'S ALL ABOUT $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

NOBODY CARES ABOUT PARIS. IT'S ALL ABOUT $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

NOBODY CARES ABOUT PARIS. IT'S ALL ABOUT $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Posted at 11:12AM on Jun 26th 2007 by Iwant Monie