Brit the Tween: Totally Churched Out!

1. Good Lord, she couldn't sing then, and she can't sing now. The relatives are pretty sheltered down there, if that sent chills down their spines!! All these nuts told her she could sing for some unknown reason, and the poor liitle girl went on star search, to be promptly booted off. Still, somebody told her she could sing. And now she has made millions from not being able to sing. It's defies logic.

Posted at 3:07PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Holy Moses

2. Good practice opening her mouth wide.

Posted at 3:07PM on Jun 27th 2007 by the Holland Tunnel between Paris' legs

3.
THEN SHE GREW UP
LOST HER MIND. AND MOVED TO BALLYWOOD TO BECOME A JOKE.

Posted at 3:10PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Darlene

4. come on tmz, put up some brangy news (old fish mouth) i got something to say to that bimbo

love, Angies dad

Posted at 3:13PM on Jun 27th 2007 by CALLMEJULS

5. OMG yall get a life her voice sounds like an angel!! If she still cant sing then why in the hell has she sold more pop albums than any other female artist her age??? Britney the comeback 2007 you better get ready.........what if the jokes on you haters!

Posted at 3:15PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Britney fan 4 life

6. This was OFFICIALLY the last time BRITNEY sang LIVE!!!

Now it is all LIP SYNC'ING crap!

It's good that it is archived on tape that she HAS actually sang live before!

Posted at 3:20PM on Jun 27th 2007 by aubrey04

7. Britfan4life-That's EXACTLY what we want to know! How in the hell DID she make all that money ???!!

Posted at 3:21PM on Jun 27th 2007 by hmmmmm

8. TMz, come on, put up something about ol fish lips (brangelina), I got something to say to her!! Talk about how her new movie tanked!!

Posted at 3:21PM on Jun 27th 2007 by CALLMEJULS

9. brintey has been replaced...down goes the banner that reads

hometown of britney spears on main street....

their embarrased and ashamed britneys from kentwood LA
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article1909875.ece

Britney’s home town jilts her for clone, 14,IT may be the ultimate humiliation.

Britney Spears, the troubled pop superstar, has not only lost her hard-earned status as one of America’s most successful singers - she is no longer even the most popular celebrity in her own Louisiana home town.

A succession of mostly self-inflicted tabloid crises has taken a heavy toll on Spears’s popularity in rural Kentwood (population 2,000), whose inhabitants once dreamt of building

(((( a Britney-themed centre to rival Graceland, Elvis Presley’s home )))

Not only have plans for the project collapsed, but a Britney exhibit at Kentwood’s modest municipal museum has been upstaged by the arrival of a new attraction. Taylor Horn, a 14-year-old singer-actress, is trying to become the second blonde bombshell from Kentwood to launch an international career.

Horn’s pictures have already replaced those of Spears in the display case by the museum’s front door. At the local Pizza Shack it is Horn’s autographed photos that decorate the walls, with Britney nowhere to be seen.

Horn’s emergence as a Britney-like clone with television appearances and a new CD has given her town a second chance at a tourist industry.

For a while there was a steady flow of fans coming to pay tribute to Spears’s country roots. One family even came from Mon-golia. But then the wheels came off Britney’s career. By the time she appeared in public without her underpants and shaved her head earlier this year, few in her home town were prepared to defend her.

In April the museum had three visitors. Last month there were six, but some of those may have come to see Horn

Posted at 3:24PM on Jun 27th 2007 by anonymous

10. They should have kept her safe there and not let that cute little thing get to LA. It corrupts. Money hungry parents.

Posted at 3:25PM on Jun 27th 2007 by charlyn

11. I just do not understand Britney! If she can really sing then what is up with all of the lipsynching and showing off of various body parts for attention? I used to think that Britney was very talented. What happend to her? Why does she go around making a complete ass of herself these days?

Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Andrea

12. PLEASE TMZ STOP REPORTING ON BRITNEY. NO ONE CARES. HER LIFE IS A MESS AND HER CAREER OVER.

Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 27th 2007 by parisrocks

13. Wow, this seems so hard to believe but her voice was as bad back then as it is now...No, wait, I think its better here then now....No wait, maybe the world should wake up and realize she has no singing voice !!!!

Posted at 3:28PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Pam

14. FOR SOME REASON STUPID GIRLS AND WOMEN WANT TO BE SLEAZY TO GET ATTENTION.

DON'T FALL FOR THIS MEDIA HYPE FEMALES. DRESS SEXY BUT NOT SLEAZY. LEAVE SOMETHING TO THE IMAGINATION AND YOU WILL STILL GET ATTENTION.

Posted at 3:31PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SEXY NOT SLEAZY

15. britney hasnt gotten drunk enopugh lately im glad 2 see shes not forced 2 act so wholesome and quiet nemore.

Posted at 3:32PM on Jun 27th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist( kadintodd2@aol.com)