Train Wrecks
Gummi Bear Loves Mr. Chow!

Where has he been? Where does he go?
We want to see! We want to know!
Of the camera, Gummi is not fond,
and tries to hide behind a blonde.

"I'll just get in the car," he then declares,
and flops inside, the Bear despairs.
"Pay it!" he tells the blonde, of the valet,
the smoking bear is soon on his way!

He wants to speak, he knows he does!
It's so hard not to, he twitches because!
Then in a puff of smoke, and flash of cash,
the Gummi Bear can make a dash!

He may not do well getting into a club,
and it's not fair, he's just a cub,
but no matter if it's night or day,
Mr. Chow will never turn him away!

Tags: Jason Davis, JasonDavis

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16. Why do you cover people that no one cares about? Gummi Bear? Greasy Bear? Two losers who are on your website nearly every day. I like you site, but please let these guys go and hit the buffet in peace.

Posted at 11:43AM on Jun 27th 2007 by geotunes23@yahoo.com

17. This hog's gullet has a larger capacity than Paris' sperm reservoir.

Posted at 11:47AM on Jun 27th 2007 by ZsaZsa

18. you can smell his ass all the wat to Boston!

Posted at 11:49AM on Jun 27th 2007 by sasha

19. Why do you continue to report anything on this nobody?

Posted at 11:51AM on Jun 27th 2007 by MB

20. alright, so I'm not the only one that has no idea who this gummi person is .... phew!!

Posted at 11:52AM on Jun 27th 2007 by flicka

21. JABBA THE HUT!

Posted at 12:07PM on Jun 27th 2007 by C Rodz

22. Why does TMZ care so much about this fat ugly weirdo? I do not think anyones cares are wants to know where he is or what he is doing!! What makes him so famous?????
he is NASTY

Posted at 11:54AM on Jun 27th 2007 by RayRay

23. Who's brother?

Posted at 11:55AM on Jun 27th 2007 by hannadoot

24. He was trying to hide beacuse he was wasted.
He didnt talk because he was wasted.

Hmmmm I guess so much for sobriety for 'Ol Gummi Bear.

Such a loser...

Posted at 11:57AM on Jun 27th 2007 by TMZ RULES

25. I think it's just an old shot of John Popper. Who? John Popper.

Posted at 12:01PM on Jun 27th 2007 by hannadoot

26. So, did Rosie O dye her hair???

Posted at 10:56AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Superstar

27. Fat and smoking?! This guy is way out of control!!!

Posted at 12:11PM on Jun 27th 2007 by callmejuls

28. This guy looks like John Candy

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 27th 2007 by CindiCat

29. "gummi" is one of the LA/Hollywood trust fund scenesters. his father or granddad, I'm too lazy to google, are Oil billionaires. His brother Brandon "Greasy" Bear, was the one with Paris who started screaming about Lohan being a "firecrotch." They are of note, because of the company they keep & they're good fodder for the paps.

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 27th 2007 by jfo

30. WHO IS THIS LOSER????

Posted at 12:16PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Amber

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