Train Wrecks
Gummi Bear Loves Mr. Chow!

Where has he been? Where does he go?
We want to see! We want to know!
Of the camera, Gummi is not fond,
and tries to hide behind a blonde.

"I'll just get in the car," he then declares,
and flops inside, the Bear despairs.
"Pay it!" he tells the blonde, of the valet,
the smoking bear is soon on his way!

He wants to speak, he knows he does!
It's so hard not to, he twitches because!
Then in a puff of smoke, and flash of cash,
the Gummi Bear can make a dash!

He may not do well getting into a club,
and it's not fair, he's just a cub,
but no matter if it's night or day,
Mr. Chow will never turn him away!

Tags: Jason Davis, JasonDavis

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46. Hahahahaha I LOL every time I see one of these poems. What a walking, talking ass. Keep up the humor, TMZ.

Posted at 1:16PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SuzyQ

47. He is Mario Lavenderia's AKA 'Perez Hilton' B/F

Posted at 5:03PM on Jun 27th 2007 by The thief's B/F...that's WHO!

48. pig

Posted at 1:46PM on Jun 27th 2007 by frank russo

49. FAT.......NASTY........OBNOXIOUS.......SLOB........ICK........GO AWAY GUMMI.......YOU STINK.

Posted at 2:33PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Flygirl

50. No, really...who is he and why should we care?

Posted at 2:34PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Lein

51. Why is he on Tmz.com Also is this the new celebrity status celebu-spawn extension he is famous because of Brandon Davis who is Famous Because of hanging out with Paris Hilton. He is so wierd an unattractive I have style an keep myself up so why cant I be famous for no reason I'd make a great celebrity. How are you that rich an unappealing get a trainer drop all that nasty weight or get lipo. Go Hire a stylist or Personal shopper at Saks and got to Sunset Tan the Davis Brothers should hire me as an image consultant because they both need help badly.

Posted at 2:40PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Glitterati

52. What a FEMBOT queen.....

Posted at 8:03PM on Jun 27th 2007 by jamtor

53. Please oh please stop mentioning the Davis brothers.

Posted at 4:22PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Padme Skywalker

54. haha..how can this fat pig look at himself in the mirror?

Posted at 4:39PM on Jun 27th 2007 by DO

55. I love how heirs and heiresses to massive fortunes are always disgusting to look out....you think good genetics/looks would be passed along in money, but it's quite obvious that even money can't buy smarts or good looks.

Posted at 4:52PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Megan

56. That is not just any random Blonde....that is JP...and new and emerging artist...visit her site at JPofficialsite.com

Posted at 11:03AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Brie

57. He reminds me a bit of Marlon Brando. So he enjoys eating. So what. So do I, but I'm not large at all. Variety in people is the spice of life; some are toothpicks, some are the refrigerator. He could be a very cool guy. Everyone has a large friend somewhere. He must have some cachet; he's in the press a lot. I hope he runs with it.

Posted at 5:07PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Canada

58. Am I the only one who think Gummi Bear is on the verge of a coronary?? I know he reads this stuff, so Gummi if you're listening - STOP GOING TO CLUBS/RESTAURANTS AT NIGHT AND HIT THE GYM INSTEAD!!! You're gonna Chris Farley your way off this earth soon if you don't watch it! Because then we're left with Greasy Bear, and no one wants that. :-)

Posted at 3:03PM on Jun 30th 2007 by Sherri

59. Someone please help --- I love TMZ and reload it several times throughout the work day but please for the love of god please explain who the hell is Gummi Bear and why does he have any relevance to TMZ. I've never seen or heard of this fat slob and TMZ is probably the only one that photographs this fat balloon. I keep seeing him over and over and over on TMZ and no where else. Get this great big blimp off this great website already.

Posted at 5:25PM on Jun 27th 2007 by christian

60. Why do you even pay any mind to this sorry looser, he makes me sick everytime you show him. He is a nothing, find someone else to post about.

Posted at 5:38PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Cinnamonbearfun

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