Train Wrecks
Gummi Bear Loves Mr. Chow!

Where has he been? Where does he go?
We want to see! We want to know!
Of the camera, Gummi is not fond,
and tries to hide behind a blonde.

"I'll just get in the car," he then declares,
and flops inside, the Bear despairs.
"Pay it!" he tells the blonde, of the valet,
the smoking bear is soon on his way!

He wants to speak, he knows he does!
It's so hard not to, he twitches because!
Then in a puff of smoke, and flash of cash,
the Gummi Bear can make a dash!

He may not do well getting into a club,
and it's not fair, he's just a cub,
but no matter if it's night or day,
Mr. Chow will never turn him away!

Tags: Jason Davis, JasonDavis

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61. who the hell is this turkey neck??

Posted at 7:45PM on Jun 27th 2007 by mike

62. Dear TMZ,
Nobody cares about Brandon or Jason Davis; they are just overindulged (pardon the pun) rich kids.

Posted at 3:56PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Cassie

63. He loves Mr Chow, McDonalds, Taco Bell, Del Taco, Wendys, The BK Lounge (bet that one isn't too hard for him to get into, lol) and pretty much anything else edible that isn't nailed down.

Talk about ewwww!

Posted at 9:12AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Laura

64. I hope he explodes soon!!!!!!!!!!! would someone please stick a pin in him ..so gross!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:29PM on Jun 28th 2007 by keep Paris in Jail

65. Like father, like son. Wonder if he eats butter by the stick like his father did?

Posted at 2:02AM on Jun 29th 2007 by Neenernani

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