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Plaster of Paris

6/27/2007 3:02 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

How does Paris manage to look that, um, good? With three trunks of make up, enough false eyelashes for a Pretty Little Princess pageant, and a white-jacketed professional, that's how!

It doesn't look like she's taking TMZ's natural look advice. 90% of 209,000 voters in our unscientific poll said that a makeup-free Paris is more attractive than a painted Paris. This pro makeup person swung by the Hilton family's Bel Air mansion yesterday, so it looks like the ex-con will be caking on the foundation, shoveling on the shadow and gluing on the wonky-eyelashes. Stars aren't blind!

You can see Paris' new look tonight on CNN's "Larry King Live," in her first post-incarceration TV interview.

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ChicagoMark    

Goodlooking guy? Wouldn't mind meeting him.

2654 days ago
32.

KLH    

BORING! Who Cares? I'm soooo tired of hearing of this Nobody that thinks she's special and now is going to do a (paid?) interview. How many of us have experienced the same partying routine? At least most would have followed through w/court orders; and those that didnt probably didnt get caught cause they didnt have photog morons following us everywhere.

2654 days ago
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Rosie the chauvinist    

Paris was wearing makeup when she came out of jail the other night. It was just less makeup than her glam stage makeup that she usually wears everywhere. She clearly had on makeup, however.

Men are so naive. A woman spends hours getting the "natural" look, and you fall for it.

Apparently Paris's life revolves around looks, clothes, makeup. That's all.

I teach and I was thinking how much work Paris would have to do organize even a one hour Learning Center class on anything. Even if someone else wrote a lecture for her, she'd have to master the material a bit, present it in an organized fashion.

Anyone remember that mother-daughter duo who had a reality show? Mother was fame hungry and daughter was just lazy? They did a Learning Center class, something about hot to be them or try to make a "career" like theirs. The class was shown on tv and I watched it. A woman from the center basically conducted the class by asking both of them questions.

It ended up with mom doing most of the talking and daughter going um and yeah sometimes. However, neither had anything substantial or interesting to say. I'm sure they didn't pay them a million for that, and it wasn't very good anyway because they giggled and acted stupid.

I guess they could do the same thing with Paris. Someone from the Learning Center could act as moderator and organize a list of topics, ask questions, and Paris could have prepared answers to read.

Back to the jail thing. She should have just been whisked out of jail, under cover, maybe covered up with a blankets, hustled to the car, driven home. And that little jog around the pool with the dog, with helicopters clearly flying overhead? Please.

2654 days ago
34.

FARRAH-FALLON    

lmao!! They have to hall in the makeup crew. Paris pleassseeeee. put on some natural makeup for your "Interview".
will it be blue eyes or brown for the special occasion?

i will be breaking out the popcorn for the further conclusion...of Paris' life which we just can't get enough of. the press can hardly utter he name on t.v. they are so embarrassed of having to cover the story. It’s pathetic already.

How much are people really profiting from the situation? Or are the Hilton's pimping her out again, but this time paying the networks big bucks, to actually cover her.

the only good that is coming out of this situation, is that i think people are more aware than ever before of what a joke this really has become..terrific mask the news with her crap while she continues to mask herself. She is fluff on cloud nine...full of her ego and $$$$.
i hope she does come through with a very worthy cause...and realizes that there are people that have been killed because of drunk drivers. i hope her friends can also get a clue, because they are just as clueless as she is. nicole are you ready for this? lindsay ???

please just put her on tmz, e network, playboy porn and yes entertainment tonight, if you haaaaaaaaave to. this is different than any blonde bimbo. she really takes the cake for being a complete moron and that seems to be the appeal.

i can't wait to see the favorable photos, that they will probably display, of glamour and outfits.
maybe they should break out the racist tape. but yet of course the porn as well to the unmarried slime bucket who leaked it out to begin with-but she went on from there...

if you are attracted to the bad girl image, then she should be shelved with the rest of the porn stuff, but don't display her on mainstream t.v. for the adults that don't like a wholesome girl, and the young impressionable. the usa looks like a joke in re: to foreign policy because of the coverage of this imbecile which from my understaning is all over the place.
like i said go to a porn website and get your kicks. Paris feel free to join them as that is your current profession/reputation. It is such a job to take her seriously. The Hiltons should pay us for having to watch this all over the mainstream news, and try to allow
her to be given her umpteenth chance for redemption when their are better more qualified individuals in our society that can get it and deserve a second chance.

2654 days ago
35.

Maddy    

Other than a problem I have with people who drink and drive, I have always found Paris to be a totally spoiled but harmless debutante. What she says, wears, where she parties or who she hangs with is of no importance to me. Nor should it be important to anyone here. I will take notice if she decides to do something worthwhile with her money and her life. We shall see. This is her last best hope of gaining any credibility. Are you reading this, Paris???

2654 days ago
36.

A.M.    

Tell Paris Hilton to get a nose job!!!

2654 days ago
37.

ANNA M.    

COME ON EVERYONE?..... She wants to look nice the next time she's caught drinking/driving for the mugshots!!!!

2654 days ago
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D. L. GRAHAM    

HILTON SOCK IT TO ME DOLL!

There is NO PARIS HILTON, there is rather just a Paris Hilton, Alter Ego, Sock It To Me Doll, of Kathy Hilton. Everything is about MOMMIE, MOMMIE, MOMMIE. The things in the life that Kathy Hilton feels that some how Kathy Hilton missed out upon is being played out by the SOCK MASTER Kathy Hilton via her Sock Paris Hilton. The only thing that is inside the empty SOCK DOLL, that is Paris Hilton is the Alter Ego of Kathy Hilton.
At (26) Twenty-Six there is nothing in the empty SOCK DOLL, that is Paris Hilton to build a solid personality, a separate ego from that of her MOMMIE, MOMMIE, controlling ego of Kathy Hilton. The stages of development that women go thru (0-12) Pre-Teen, (12-18) Teen, (18-25) The Young Woman, and now (26-35) THE WOMAN, the Vamp, the take your breath away vision, the riveting vision of beauty. When Paris walks in the joint, the woman only give slight attention, as there is no competition, Paris Hilton the empty SOCK DOLL, nothing between Paris Hilton and the empty SOCK DOLL SHELL, but a dress, be it a very expensive dress or not, nothing else. And, women knowing that Paris Hilton to the opposite sex in the room is no more than A SOCK DOLL PROPHYLACTIC, into which many have made deposits. The Women don't see Evana Thrump all Class and a threat, but Paris Hilton just a SOCK DOLL PROPHYLACTIC and no threat.
At (26) Twenty-Six, Paris Hilton has SOCKED IT TO THEM alright, The Hilton Name meant fine quality hotels, and now the Name Hilton mean, high priced Whore Houses, Cat Houses to the Wealthy, Paris Hilton Houses of Pleasure, a (PR) Public Relations Nightmare to what use to be the Hilton Family of Quality Hotels. SOCK IT TO HIM, SHERIFF LEE BACA, of the Los Angles County Jail System, who is now in danger of Recalled by the public if not fired by the County for his special treatment of the upper tier of the two tier Los Angles Legal System. SOCK IT TO HIM, COUNCILMAN WEISS,of the Community in which Paris Hilton lives, for making the quit community into a circus ground, who is also facing a Recall Vote of the Community. SOCK IT TO THEM, THE HOLLYWOOD UPPER TIER SOCIETY which now has to face the public anger as special treatment is given to their social group and denied to others, destroying any belief in the legal system of one law, and legal system for all.
The problem with a (26) twenty-six year old SOCK DOLL, is that it wears thin, and MOMMIE, MOMMIE, Kathy Hilton, your Alter Ego, SOCK DOLL is wearing very thin. Were do SOCK DOLLS go when they are worn out, and the hand that fills them has left them empty?

Very Respectfully,
D. L. Graham
El Cajon, San Diego, CT. CA.

2654 days ago
39.

Anonymous    

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2654 days ago
40.

Draya    

Ah, yes Parisite is obviously a changed woman. That's why she's blabbing to Larry King and People magazine about her huge, life-changing 23 days. She couldn't get her hair or nails done that whole time!

Glad my People mag subscription ran out last week.

2654 days ago
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uniformsformilitarypersonnelonly    

BOYCOTT LARRY KING TONIGHT!!!

2654 days ago
42.

A.M.    

Tell Paris Hilton to get a nose job!!!

2654 days ago
43.

Ra    

Paris Paris Paris
All you need is a little protein based face lotion.
Call me

2654 days ago
44.

A.M.    

Tell Paris Hilton to get a nose job!!!

2654 days ago
45.

Could it be TRUE?? ONE can only HOPE    



Paris OVERExposed!!!!!!!!! Sick of this broad....

2654 days ago
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