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Serena

Right-Armed and

Extremely Dangerous

6/27/2007 5:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Serena Williams will go to any length to win her third Wimbledon title, including, it seems, replacing her old right arm with a super-bionic neuro-muscularly advanced mechanical weapon that makes Andy Roddick look like an Olsen twin.

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It's no wonder that Serena can launch those little yellow balls at speeds up to 126 mph! Next time we meet Serena, we're going to go all Bob Dole and shake her left hand, thanks very much.

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lysette    

SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING MAN...I KNOW TENNIS PLAYERS ARE FIT BUT HEY WHY LOOK LIKE A MAN??? ANNA KORNIKOVA AND MARIA SHARAPOVA DO NOT LOOK LIKE THEY SHOOT UP STERIODS...BOTH OF WILLIAMS SISTERS ARE TOO MANLY....YUK

2621 days ago
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Joy    

DAMN!

2621 days ago
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BETLover    

I met the Williams' family at the US Tennis and Australian Tennis Opens. They are the nicest people I have ever meet. Serena jogs and has stopped lifting weights. Venus is a natural tennis player. Remember, everyone is NOT created equal. There is a reason Blacks --especially American Blacks -- excel in ALL sports. History does not and can not lie.

2621 days ago
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BETLover    

GOD made some people stronger than others (more human leukocyte antigens). Had it not been for small pox, typhoid, and other diseases -- some people would not be in America today. They would have been out-numbered and killed off. For tobacco, sugar, and other produce plantations, people were stolen from Africa. Fact. Can't kill Africans with complex European germs -- they are too strong. These genes have been passed down to Americans. Thank GOD we are not all skinny and small. GOD Bless America.

2621 days ago
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Kay    

She has changed. Looks like someone should be testing something.

2621 days ago
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BETLover    

Tennis players have to take drug tests. If Serena was a man that would have made front page news. Ridiculous allegations. Why are men trying to look like her? Is it because men have deep rooted sexual-identity issues. She is not a man. She does not look like a man. MEN ARE TRYING to look like HER! Because she's better than both. The ancient Egyptians had male-female GODs for a reason. Check her bank account. Then check yours. Genius.

2621 days ago
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Anony    

Geesh-do they steroid test those gals?

2621 days ago
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ACE    

Hmmm Can Anna or Maria get a ball up to 126Mph? NO and when shes off the court she doesnt look like a man so get over it....

remember

ACE IS WILD.com

2621 days ago
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Unconvinced    

Serena Williams just keeps getting uglier.I still think "she"' is a man.At any rate, whatever she/he is needs to lay off the steroids.Yuuuucccccchhhhhh!

2621 days ago
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Tim    

Real nice...dragging a man who was so badly wounded in WW2 that he was in the hospital over a year.

Yeah, let's use him as part of a joke, make light of the fact that for 50 years, the right side of his body has caused him untold pain and trouble.

Smooth...real smooth...

2621 days ago
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zoe    

That pic is scary as hell......

2621 days ago
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Madeline    

She is a very good tennis player. Probably the best I have seen.

2621 days ago
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Eddy Castillo    

I'm sorry but she should be competing with male players... the sport has been ruined by her....

2621 days ago
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BETLover    

Had it not been for genes like hers, this GREAT country would not exist. Sugar, tobacco, and produce plantations built this country. Africans worked it. She has genes of African people. Show some respect for GOD sakes. She is not hermaphrodite. She is strong African (and Indian, European, and others). Europeans could not kill Africans with smallpox and typhoid. Everyone else dropped dead just by shaking hands with us filthy people living with cows and pigs. Couldn't kill the African, though. If she was a man, it would have made front page news by now. She has to take drug tests. HOW DARE YOU?! Leave these people alone. Just because you're weak and lazy and want others to do your work for you does not make you better people -- only lazy and ignorant.

2621 days ago
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Caveman Pete    

I thought you tennis buffs knew. Serena is the love child of that manly Martina Navratilova and the girly Bobby Riggs.

2621 days ago
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