Serena Williams will go to any length to win her third Wimbledon title, including, it seems, replacing her old right arm with a super-bionic neuro-muscularly advanced mechanical weapon that makes Andy Roddick look like an Olsen twin.
It's no wonder that Serena can launch those little yellow balls at speeds up to 126 mph! Next time we meet Serena, we're going to go all Bob Dole and shake her left hand, thanks very much.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
1. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING MAN...I KNOW TENNIS PLAYERS ARE FIT BUT HEY WHY LOOK LIKE A MAN??? ANNA KORNIKOVA AND MARIA SHARAPOVA DO NOT LOOK LIKE THEY SHOOT UP STERIODS...BOTH OF WILLIAMS SISTERS ARE TOO MANLY....YUK
Posted at 5:43PM on Jun 27th 2007 by LYSETTE
2. DAMN!
Posted at 5:44PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Joy
3. Serena Williams just keeps getting uglier.I still think "she"' is a man.At any rate, whatever she/he is needs to lay off the steroids.Yuuuucccccchhhhhh!
Posted at 6:13PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Unconvinced
4. I'm sorry but she should be competing with male players... the sport has been ruined by her....
Posted at 6:19PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Eddy Castillo
5. Tennis players have to take drug tests. If Serena was a man that would have made front page news. Ridiculous allegations. Why are men trying to look like her? Is it because men have deep rooted sexual-identity issues. She is not a man. She does not look like a man. MEN ARE TRYING to look like HER! Because she's better than both. The ancient Egyptians had male-female GODs for a reason. Check her bank account. Then check yours. Genius.
Posted at 6:24PM on Jun 27th 2007 by BETLover
6. Imagine her with Roid Rage?
Posted at 6:25PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Dumb blondes r not my thing
7. Serena makes Mike Tyson look like a weinny........ with a weeve.....
Posted at 6:29PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Cat
8. Had it not been for genes like hers, this GREAT country would not exist. Sugar, tobacco, and produce plantations built this country. Africans worked it. She has genes of African people. Show some respect for GOD sakes. She is not hermaphrodite. She is strong African (and Indian, European, and others). Europeans could not kill Africans with smallpox and typhoid. Everyone else dropped dead just by shaking hands with us filthy people living with cows and pigs. Couldn't kill the African, though. If she was a man, it would have made front page news by now. She has to take drug tests. HOW DARE YOU?! Leave these people alone. Just because you're weak and lazy and want others to do your work for you does not make you better people -- only lazy and ignorant.
Posted at 6:35PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SerenaLover
9. Don't get it twisted geniuses. Serena has genes of Africans -- pure and simple. Africans are the oldest peoples on Earth. Africans have been in America, Africa, China -- there is solid proof. Africans have been around a very very long time. Artifacts are being dug up. Just because African history has been distroyed does not degate the FACTS. They are old peoples. Serena is not pure African. But she has their genes. Show some respect for GOD's sake. You owe her your life in America. Irrespective of what you've been taught. Read a bood outside of high school. It is about respect. These people have dominated ALL sports for a reason.
Posted at 6:35PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SerenaLover
10. Next police report,,, Williams sister kills family from roid rage after backhanded at Wimbleton. Hope tennis officials net her before its to late and start their own doping tests. Love. Set. Rage.
Posted at 6:37PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Adam 12
11. SERENALOVER...THIS IS NOTHING ABOUT HER ETHNICITY OR RACE ITS PLAIN AND SIMPLE THAT SHE I MEAN HE AND HER I MEAN HIS SISTER JUST LOOK LIKE MEN....IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW STRONG OF AFRICANS THEY ARE THEY LOOK LIKE MEN AND THAT IS ALL TO IT...YOU CAN LOVE HER OR HATE HER ...ITS CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND DONT SIT THEIR ON UR F*T A** AND CALL ANYONE LAZY OR IGNORANT JUST BC WE ALL THINK ITS A MAN AT BIRTH
Posted at 6:46PM on Jun 27th 2007 by LYSETTE
12. Looks like fried chicken is loaded with steroids..........
Posted at 6:55PM on Jun 27th 2007 by my boo
13. Did you know women have to work twie as hard as men o build muscle
Posted at 6:58PM on Jun 27th 2007 by kidmac
14. SERENALOVER...WOW I THINK THE ISSUE IS THAT YOU PROBABLY LOOK LIKE A MAN AS WELL AND UR JUST MAD THAT ONE OF UR IDOLS LOOKS LIKE A MAN AND NEITHER ONE OF YOU EVEN SERENA WILLIAMS WITH ALL THAT MONEY IN HER CHECKBOOK CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT LOOKING MORE FEMININE...UGLY MAN SERENA WILL ALWAYS BE A MAN
Posted at 6:58PM on Jun 27th 2007 by LYSETTE
15. does anyone remember that game "mad gabs"? that's what it is like to read posts by serenalover- i have to read them outloud and sound them out phoenitically because they make absolutely no sense. unfortunately they are not as fun as the real game though.
Posted at 7:04PM on Jun 27th 2007 by bambi
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