Serena -- Right-Armed and Extremely Dangerous

Serena Williams will go to any length to win her third Wimbledon title, including, it seems, replacing her old right arm with a super-bionic neuro-muscularly advanced mechanical weapon that makes Andy Roddick look like an Olsen twin.
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It's no wonder that Serena can launch those little yellow balls at speeds up to 126 mph! Next time we meet Serena, we're going to go all Bob Dole and shake her left hand, thanks very much.

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16. Imagine her with Roid Rage?

Posted at 6:25PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Dumb blondes r not my thing

17. Serena makes Mike Tyson look like a weinny........ with a weeve.....

Posted at 6:29PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Cat

18. Don't get it twisted geniuses. Serena has genes of Africans -- pure and simple. Africans are the oldest peoples on Earth. Africans have been in America, Africa, China -- there is solid proof. Africans have been around a very very long time. Artifacts are being dug up. Just because African history has been distroyed does not degate the FACTS. They are old peoples. Serena is not pure African. But she has their genes. Show some respect for GOD's sake. You owe her your life in America. Irrespective of what you've been taught. Read a bood outside of high school. It is about respect. These people have dominated ALL sports for a reason.

Posted at 6:35PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SerenaLover

19. Please stop with the "tuck" allegations. That is ridiculous and insane. We are a jealous, hateful people -- especially of black-skinned peoples. Do you know how really really old they are? How much MORE history they have in America, Africa, China, etc? Everyone outside of America understands how ignorant Americans are. Stop the madness. Try to educate ourselves outside of high school. We look like idiots to most of world because our education is so narrow. I am a white woman with respect for people with mostly African genes. Don't you understand that is the REASON the rest of the world hate Americans? The truth hurts doesn't it?

Posted at 7:19PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SerenaLover

20. Next police report,,, Williams sister kills family from roid rage after backhanded at Wimbleton. Hope tennis officials net her before its to late and start their own doping tests. Love. Set. Rage.

Posted at 6:37PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Adam 12

21. How dare you insult Serena after she has been "boo-ed" for being American and Black. How dare you?! Do you have any understanding about the rest of worlds' perspective about US?! She copes it heaps. Then when Serena comes home, she has to read and listen to THIS?! You should be be proud of the African influence. Everyone else outside of America is jealous and envious because of it. Then we treat them like this? Overseas, they wish they had taken advantage of these peoples strength!!! WE BENEFIT and look good in music and sports because of these peoples. Then when they come home we poo on them. SHAME!

Posted at 12:24PM on Jun 28th 2007 by SerenaLover

22. SERENALOVER...THIS IS NOTHING ABOUT HER ETHNICITY OR RACE ITS PLAIN AND SIMPLE THAT SHE I MEAN HE AND HER I MEAN HIS SISTER JUST LOOK LIKE MEN....IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW STRONG OF AFRICANS THEY ARE THEY LOOK LIKE MEN AND THAT IS ALL TO IT...YOU CAN LOVE HER OR HATE HER ...ITS CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND DONT SIT THEIR ON UR F*T A** AND CALL ANYONE LAZY OR IGNORANT JUST BC WE ALL THINK ITS A MAN AT BIRTH

Posted at 6:46PM on Jun 27th 2007 by LYSETTE

23. ANNA KORNIKOVA ..... A Great Athlete ????????? Um... correct me if I am wrong..but doesn't she suck on the court?

Posted at 7:34PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Dougie

24. They only reason a woman looks like a man today is because MEN TRY TO LOOK LIKE WOMEN. Men are at the root of the issue. Men have sexual-identity issues. Some men try to look like women. Ancient Egyptian women wore wigs and makeup. So did men. George Washington and Thomas Jefferson did to. Washington DC is patterned after the Nile. Most European judisiary were wigs. Men want to look like women. So now African-looking women look like these men? NO. It is the other way around. The reason these men wish to look like ancients is because they KNOW they look better. Women with long hair and light skin is a recent look - about 3000 years new. Most of the people on this planet are old than 3000 years old. Focus on where the issue really began.

Posted at 7:17PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SerenaLover

25. ya know what I think that most of these posters that think Serena are male and just afraid because they see a female that is more fit and more cut then they are I think they are afraid to compete against someone like her. if your that afraid of her then go to a gym and work out

Posted at 7:24PM on Jun 27th 2007 by hsmart1967

26. Why is it that any time someone criticizes an athlete or celebrity, they are automatically labeled as "jealous?" I think Serena looks disgusting and I can assure you there is nothing she has that I want. Look at that arm, geeze! I'm very happy to look like a woman, thanks.

Posted at 7:47PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by rmk

27. Looks like fried chicken is loaded with steroids..........

Posted at 6:55PM on Jun 27th 2007 by my boo

28. Did you know women have to work twie as hard as men o build muscle

Posted at 6:58PM on Jun 27th 2007 by kidmac

29. This is an extreme photo of an athlete in action. I think it is insulting to all women to say that because Serena is muscular she has to be a man. There are a lot of muscular women and a lot of men who wish they could be muscular that never will be. Let's let male vs female be and just give the girl some credit. Serena haters are just jealous that a girl from the ghetto is more strong, successful, famous and rich than they are.

Posted at 9:18AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Kristin

30. SERENALOVER...WOW I THINK THE ISSUE IS THAT YOU PROBABLY LOOK LIKE A MAN AS WELL AND UR JUST MAD THAT ONE OF UR IDOLS LOOKS LIKE A MAN AND NEITHER ONE OF YOU EVEN SERENA WILLIAMS WITH ALL THAT MONEY IN HER CHECKBOOK CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT LOOKING MORE FEMININE...UGLY MAN SERENA WILL ALWAYS BE A MAN

Posted at 6:58PM on Jun 27th 2007 by LYSETTE

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