Serena -- Right-Armed and Extremely Dangerous

Serena Williams will go to any length to win her third Wimbledon title, including, it seems, replacing her old right arm with a super-bionic neuro-muscularly advanced mechanical weapon that makes Andy Roddick look like an Olsen twin.
Serena Williams
It's no wonder that Serena can launch those little yellow balls at speeds up to 126 mph! Next time we meet Serena, we're going to go all Bob Dole and shake her left hand, thanks very much.

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31. Ugly, ugly butt ugly.

Posted at 11:37AM on Jun 28th 2007 by zoe

32. can you say steroids????

Posted at 3:36PM on Jun 28th 2007 by polly

33. does anyone remember that game "mad gabs"? that's what it is like to read posts by serenalover- i have to read them outloud and sound them out phoenitically because they make absolutely no sense. unfortunately they are not as fun as the real game though.

Posted at 7:04PM on Jun 27th 2007 by bambi

34. Can anyone say steroids and testosterone?????

Posted at 7:56AM on Jun 28th 2007 by anon

35. Serena is neither a man or on steroids. The cruel statements made are unfair and judgemental without the facts. Tennis is a very competitive sport and the players practice a lot which builds muscles so the ball can be hit harder. After all that is the name of the game isn't it? If you played tennis competitively you would find you had muscles you didn't know you had until they become defined from the exercise you get from playing that sport. Grow up and strive to become not so judgemental. I am a white woman who is just fair and against cruelty. There is no reason to say some of the things that were said. Let's stick together as women and support her instead! She is trying to be the best she can be at her sport, that's all. The rest is just meanness that you have said.

Posted at 7:26PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Sandi

36. OMG You people, you know who you are, are so mean spirited. I also think there's some jealousy going on.

Posted at 8:02AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Mattie

37. We are all afraid that one day in the distant future we will evolve to look like the rest of the people on this planet. Not to worry -- it is evolution. It is a good thing. We need their genes to survive the Sun. Get real. Wake up. Pay attention. She's not a man. She is a human being with genes that reflect what is required to exist strong on this planet. Pay attention and read more than high school literature. Everyone else on this planet has Americans figured out. We are not educated. We're just rich because of the contributions of Africans. Keep it Real Americans. Keep it Real.

Posted at 7:29PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SerenaLover

38. HSMART1967.....I DO WORK OUT EVERYDAY FOR YOUR INFORMATION AND UNLIKE SERENA I CAN SAY THAT I LOOK FIT AND GLAMOROUS AND I CAN CALL MYSELF A LADY ...IDONT LOOK LIKE I EAT STEROIDS AND HAVE MANLY FREAKIN ARMS...SO WHY DONT YOU GET OF UR A** AND GO TO THE GYM MAYBE ULL FIND URSELF A NICE HESHE

Posted at 7:29PM on Jun 27th 2007 by LYSETTE

39. SERENALOVER...SPEAK FOR YOURSELF...IM EDUCATED AND HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE IN NURSING AND IM ONLY 26...I DONT SIT THERE AND SOUND LIKE A PSYCHO WHO DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE BEING UNEDUCATED...EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINIONS AND MOST OF US THINK SHE IS A MAN GET OVER IT.... DONT SIT AND CALL PEOPLE HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATED WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING... MY STATEMENT WAS THAT SHE IS A MAN...FREEDOM OF SPEECH ITS CALLED

Posted at 7:39PM on Jun 27th 2007 by LYSETTE

40. How could YOU define MAN or WOMAN? You new to the planet. You recent came out of a cave with germs. Focus people. We owe Africans (and their decendents). Be respectful. Stop the hate on these people that gave you your way of life. Read a book outside of high school. Come on?! READ. Maybe most of the people on this planet will respect America afterwards. Come On?!

Posted at 7:46PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SerenaLover

41. Hey Lysette ... you're writing in CAPS. No need to shout if you have a valid point, heh? You're a baby with cerification. Does that make you SMART?! It makes you certified in cleaning human excrement I reckon. You have not traveled. You have not heard how Americans are considered ignorant. You have not heard about how the rest of world HATE how we treat our people -- especially those of African decent. How dare you pretend to be educated because you took a class and got a piece of paper ?! There are those of us that have traveled and been around, you know? We know better than to trash people that have helped us build this beautiful country into what it today. We MUST show respect. We MUST be educated about REAL history. We MUST read about what is TRUTH. We MUST know that the peoples we BORROWED to help us helped us BUILD this country and SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!!

Posted at 8:02PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SerenaLover

42. SERENALOVER...THERE U GO AGAIN...HOW DO I KNOW IF I TRAVELED OR NOT ? FOR YOUR INFORMATION I DIDNT JUST TAKE A CLASS I WENT FULL TIME FOR MANY YEARS AND HAD TO TAKE MANY CLASSES...I DEAL WITH REAL PEOPLE'S LIVES NOT THROW TENNIS BALL ON THE COURT. DONT SIT THERE AND CALL ME UNEDUCATED OR THAT ALL I HAVE IS A PAPER...I HAVE EDUCATION, I TRAVEL AND DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THIS COUNTRY SHOULD BE THANKFUL TO AFRICANS...U R A LOW LIFE WHO SITS ON HER A** AND THINKS THAT UR THE ONLY SMART ONE BUT HEY ALL I SAID WAS MY OPINION SO SHUT UR PIE HOLE AND GO READ SOME REAL BOOKS AND EDUCATE UR SELF WITH IMPORTANT THINGS NOT HOW TO KISS ASS TO AFRICAN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:03PM on Jun 27th 2007 by LYSETTE

43. Sharapova deserves everything she gets. She performs in her environment. She can hit the ball. I am a USTA tennis player. She is pretty. She is a good player. I like her. She is great for the game. Unlike others who can not play their game and get over. If you can not perform in your environment...get out....go home...log off.

Posted at 12:24PM on Jun 28th 2007 by SerenaLover

44. God she looks like a man.....how come none of the other players look like that? roids?

Posted at 6:45PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Debbie

45. You're 26 with a piece of paper writing in capitals. How educated can you be REALLY be?!! This a sophicated blog with educated well traveled peoples. Get an EDUCATED. You don't know what you don't know. Ever second quess your parents' knowledge and wisdon? It take time and experience. You come across and unlearned and inexperienced. As years pass, you will grow, learn, and evolve.

Posted at 8:15PM on Jun 27th 2007 by SerenaLover

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