Serena -- Right-Armed and Extremely Dangerous

Serena Williams will go to any length to win her third Wimbledon title, including, it seems, replacing her old right arm with a super-bionic neuro-muscularly advanced mechanical weapon that makes Andy Roddick look like an Olsen twin.
Serena Williams
It's no wonder that Serena can launch those little yellow balls at speeds up to 126 mph! Next time we meet Serena, we're going to go all Bob Dole and shake her left hand, thanks very much.

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61. ...excuse me the right arm...thanks.

Posted at 7:46PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Ms Neisha

62. Lysette -- you need a spell check. If you're going to make a point at least learn to spell your point in proper English. Perhaps, I have grammtical errors but I understand one simple fact -- Serena is a STRONG, SUCCESSFUL, SUFFERING AMERICAN. SUPPORT HER for goodness sakes. American athletes are suffering because of American politics. Come on!!! Show some love for goodness sakes'.

Posted at 12:23PM on Jun 28th 2007 by SerenaLover

63. Serena looks like a tranny

Posted at 9:41PM on Jun 27th 2007 by TMZ_User

64. Most of the men on this blog would prefer women that are weak and can not fight back. Most men on this blog are used to women that are 5'5-", skinny, waif, with no judicial resource, and ignorant. Pay attention LADIES ... when you hear that a women looks like a MAN ... what you are REALLY hearing is ... WE WANT A DEFENSELESS FEMALE ... A WOMEN THAT CAN NOT FIGHT BACK. Can't weaken your equal wimp.. will whip you wimp small man.... don't act stupid mommas boy .....

Posted at 12:22PM on Jun 28th 2007 by SerenaLover

65. .................GO SARAVOVA 4 WIMBELDON CHAMPION,,,,,,,,,GOOD LUCK RODICK, GO RODICK!!!!!.........GO RODICK!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,GO SARAVOVA!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,tennis is good 4 the soul...GO SARAPOVA!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Palm Springs rocks,,,,get some sleep!!!!,,,,,haha...GO SARAPOVA!!!!

Posted at 10:10PM on Jun 27th 2007 by costaMesaboy

66. If that is NOT Serena's arm she should SUE like she is BROKE

Her right arm looks FAKE---Poor Serena she's so nice and ya'll KILLER HER

I wonder how her SOUL handles it. I want to cry SOMETIMES--- think about yourself.

I could see if she tried to be in the SPOTLIGHT or was a MEAN BITCH---God save this girls SOUL.

Posted at 10:17PM on Jun 27th 2007 by So Obvious

67. KEEP HATING WHITE FOLKS. HEE,HEE,HEE.... THAT'S SERENA, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK;~)

Posted at 11:25AM on Jun 29th 2007 by VicGrey

68. ................sarapova kills it,,,,,,,,,,i'll marry you!!! haha ..........good luck Williams girls!!!!......GO RODICK!!!!.......tennis is good 4 the soul !!!!!,,,,,,LIFE IS AWESOME!!!!......have a good summer!!!......EVERYONE!!!!.......have a good summer EVERYONE!!!!,,,LIFE IS AWESOME!!!!

Posted at 10:28PM on Jun 27th 2007 by costaMesaboy

69. Serena Wiliams has always been buff. But in this photo she looks more buff than usual. In a recent tournament she called for the ejection of a racist heckler. She has always been under this spotlight and always will because she keeps winning. The Williams sisters have totally different mental approaches to the game. Venus is laid back and surgical; Serena just wants to destroy you. Guys are threatened by aggressive women. Serena's opponents are petrified of her. Richard Williams fostered both daughter's personalities to the height of each of their games.

Posted at 11:27PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Piglet Baldwin

70. She's a beautiful person, with phenomenal skills. From her muscular built she seems to like working out. She's fit and talented and I love watching her win game after game.

Working out is her anti-drug, what's yours?

XO, MB

www.malibubarkie.com

Posted at 6:12AM on Jun 28th 2007 by MB

71. Most of you people hating on Serena are broke losers working dead end jobs!!!!

Posted at 8:47AM on Jun 28th 2007 by hatersbegone

72. These back and forth Juvenile conversations have really made me sad.....It just solidifies what most non-americans believe about americans. We will always falter because we will never truly stand together. One thing I know for sure is this....You can never change the minds of ignorant, intolerant people, you can only hip them to the hard core facts and hope they have enough brain cells to accept the truth.....EDUCATION TRULY DOES NOT EXIST ONLY ON A PIECE OF LAMBSKIN!

Posted at 11:54AM on Jun 28th 2007 by bossbitch

73. What are you people talking about???

Her looks? some of these statments are so childish and stupid. Here you have a young lady who, has worked her butt off, trying to make something good of herself and her make a great name for herself. She has trained over the years so that she can live out her dream and we as a race of people are talking about her "LOOKS". This is so sad and meaningless. You have to be strong minded and discipline to do what she has done. I bet some of you who are composing such nasty comments have no clue what it is like to be in top shape. To eat the right foods and stay focus. The monkey comments are so out dated, the comments that she looks like a man..give me a break.. The girl has a body on her bottom line. So, you haters keep on hating, I don't think Ms. Williams even cares..I say to her..keep that body nice and fit .

Posted at 4:46AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Yvette

74.
Steroids

Posted at 4:04AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Greg

75. Wow, Serenalover. Thanks for the props to us Africans, it's nice when people start recognising our contributions to humanity again, after several hundred years of colonialism and slavery where imperialists put a great effort into denying us (and many other people) our (their) history. According to history books you get in high-school around the world, African history starts with the arrival of the Europeans (as if!), but if you want to know the truth, go to university libraries and you'll find loads of facts and research about very rich and prolific and advanced civilisations. And I'm not just talking ancient Egypt but loads of other ones, such as the Mali Empire for example. So annoying that public education is so slow at picking up academic research.
But anyway! Don't turn Africans into superheroes though. Yes, Serena is strong and of African descent, but let me tell you, I'm African (not African-American, African FROM Africa), and I couldn't catch a tennis ball if my life depended on it. I'm skinny with zero muscles, I have no sense of rhythm and I sing worse than Paris Hilton. Obviously, I'm far from the only one.
Serena's strength is really unusual, I definitely don't think you can attribute it to her race. The reason black people have been dominating the sports lately is socio-economical not physiological. When you are poor, sports are one of the only thing you can easily access. Not saying that Serena was poor but you get my point. Remember when black people were considered to be physiologically unfit for boxing? Then a black man won the world title and all of a sudden black people had "the perfect genes for boxing"!
This genes talk is crap. Race means nothing. It's serena's determination and hard work that make her who she is.

Posted at 4:09AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Awa

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