Serena -- Right-Armed and Extremely Dangerous

Serena Williams will go to any length to win her third Wimbledon title, including, it seems, replacing her old right arm with a super-bionic neuro-muscularly advanced mechanical weapon that makes Andy Roddick look like an Olsen twin.
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It's no wonder that Serena can launch those little yellow balls at speeds up to 126 mph! Next time we meet Serena, we're going to go all Bob Dole and shake her left hand, thanks very much.

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76. Boy, I sure wouldn't want to meet her/it in a dark alley. She is uglier than Grace Jones- and that is not good!
No man would go near that dark meat.

Posted at 11:09AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Bob

77. Awa do you work at IHOP? I might know you.

Posted at 4:43AM on Jun 28th 2007 by So Obvious

78. IHOP? No. Why?

Posted at 5:25AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Awa

79. ich habe noch eine belastigung fur dich. just because a woman has long blond hair and is a few pounds underweight..does not means she is beautiful. you whitefolks have to get pass that. once that long blonde hair is cut,,then you will notice the flat ass and big manly shoulders on these steroided out eastern european and russian, supposed women... tennis players.you all think paris hilton and ivanka trump look good...but any one with eyes can see they look just like the gloworm toy.we know you are all pisses that on a good day and with no injurys that the only way the williams girls can lose is if they beat themselves with unforced errors or with crooked , racistline callers.

Posted at 6:32AM on Jun 28th 2007 by drow1stboy

80. sarapova is a transgendered man.

Posted at 6:47AM on Jun 28th 2007 by drow1stboy

81. sarapova and the russian players are tall skinny transgendered males with boobs. and i dare mauresimo or henning, to take a gene test.

Posted at 6:37AM on Jun 28th 2007 by drow1stboy

82. Man, where can I get arms like that?

Posted at 7:31AM on Jun 28th 2007 by AmD

83. She is the sexiest athlete in the world, the ass is the best ever

Posted at 11:56AM on Jun 28th 2007 by A

84. Hey everyone.. funny how when an African American excels in a sport it's not natural but it's due to steroids.. and I supposed when the white baseball players are accused of this from a much higher authority and inverstigated (Commissioner, Feds) we look and turn the other way.. While the Wiliams girls are not the most drop dead gorgeous women on the planet... looks aren't every thing.. that's what's wrong with the world.... they play the game and they play it well.. Leave them alone or turn to the baseball blogs where you can have a steroid conversation freely.

Posted at 9:55AM on Jun 28th 2007 by MOI

85. Kristin, hatersbegone, and mattie.. you guys /girls are great! Karen and Anon are losers and idots!

Get a life and stop being jealous!

Posted at 9:59AM on Jun 28th 2007 by MOI

86. Man that is nasty for a woman, if thats what she really is? If any female athlete has taken steroids, shes it.

Posted at 10:18AM on Jun 28th 2007 by dahoss

87. i think she is fine as hell .

Posted at 11:22AM on Jun 28th 2007 by tray dog

88. Will y'all please hush and stop snapping at each other. This is nuts.
For the actual tennis fans.. I'm voting on Michaella Krajicek! She's an amazing player and she's only 18 yrs old. These athletes are getting better and better.

Posted at 11:42AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Blondie2Spoiled

89. I had the privilege of going to the Family Circle cup this year and sat right behind both Williams’ sisters when they played ( both parents sat close by, but not together). It was nice to the family members cheer for the girls. They were very entertaining. It amazes me how talented everyone is on the circuit. If I had only kept playing…. Well.. It’s a nice dream anyway.

P.S. SerenaLover – we’ve read your statements. Enough is enough. You’re using this forum to bicker with people, not educate and that’s quite obvious by the number of posts you’ve made already. Let it go. The comments are interesting and appreciated, but it’s time to take your tennis ball and go home…. Or find another match to attend. Have a great rest of your day.

Posted at 12:44PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Blondie2Spoiled

90. It's either that or they're bored.....
I commend these athletes. They are in great physical shape. Not many people can say that these days, I'm afraid.

Posted at 12:59PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Blondie2Spoiled

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