It had to happen. It was inevitable. Gummi Bear blew up!
Gummi was stuffed into a white SUV (unbuckled) last night outside of Les Deux, where some mouthy dude in the backseat discouraged the once loquacious bear from speaking to TMZ's camera, saying, "He's sober now, he's doing his thing, we'll let you know what's up ... he's starting his own company ... he's employed." Oh please! Don't dummy-up the Gummi one!
TMZ has heard that producer David Weintraub, who brought the stellar "Sons of Hollywood" to the small screen, is going to do a gargantuan reality show based on the lush life of Gummi Bear. Living large! A cooking show would have been too expensive. Leave it to Gummi!
It's going to be very difficult for Gummi -- getting turned away from a club by yourself is one thing -- but having your entourage, bodyguards and personal camera crew denied -- that's cold!
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PIGGY has to have a "handler" to beg to overcome his self inflicted persona.
The guy must have some $$ vested in this HUGE project.
I got!!! It is a clothing line for wealthy Packaderms!!
TMZ must know this guy... and they are trying to make him something he's not... Pretty cleaver! But it's not working..LOL
WHO IS THIS FATSO AGAIN?
I really don't understand TMZ as of late, the site has gone way down hill. Apparently we are supposed to care about the brother of someone who is the friend of a socialite who is famous because of a reality TV show
This incident with Gummi Bear reminds me of this old poem by David Sedaris or someone called "Rhyming Can Be Messy."
"Rhyming Can Be Messy: A Poem"
Oh what a farce
to think I can parse!
One appears as a lunatic
to try rhyming Palahniuk
with anything.
To attempt to rhyme "smack"
with "Jack Kerouac,"
that's an easier task:
any jerk-off could hack it
But finishing the race
with Bukowski on one's face
is not a fate to be erased
without some disgrace
or a Kleenex.
He's Brandon Davis's fat brother. Of course if Brandon keeps on the way he's eating, they end up as the Doublemint twins
Was it ever established why TMZ reports on this guy? So his aggressive loud mouth spokesman in the back seat said that he is being employed by somebody big? He is about to do some big stuff? Well I hope it is Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers who is about to employ him because he is in some serious denial about his weight. He is way too young to be carrying around that extra poundage without having some serious health problems in the near future! Anyone that cares about him should tell him to jump on the treadmill and drop the smokes.
He's one of Paris Hiltons' friends. Need I say more?
HARVEY! WHY DO YOU COVER PARIS' FRIENDS? YOU ARE A TRUE RED BLOODED AMERICAN WHORE! ANYTING FOR MONEY; RIGHT HARVEY?
Does anyone know why either of the Davis brothers are famous? Cause I don't, and can't seem to figure it out...
He's employed? I didn't know they would pay you for eating as much as a small South American country.
If i was a betting person, and you'd better believe i am, i'd bet this fat ass tries to pay hookers with bagels or doughnuts.
All that money and zero class - who would want to watch this dumba** on a reality show???

















