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Paris Ditches Mainland to Get Lei'd

An incognito Paris Hilton arrived in Maui this afternoon. Aloha, freebird!

The uncaged, jetsetting heiress was in a jail cell for three and a half weeks -- then had to endure a full hour of work being questioned by Larry King. It's time for a vacay, baby!

The ex-con/socialite borrowed a floppy straw hat from the Scarecrow, slapped on a pair of granny chic sunglasses and a ratty black wig from the Britney Spears collection to complete her mystery island look.



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421. Bloated, know-it-all, Dr. Phil was on Jay Leno's show the other night. He actually defended Paris, spewing his usual psycho-babble that we all learned in Psychology 101 in High School. The audience was very quiet when he was ranting about Paris but laughed their heads off when Jay would make jokes about her. Somone said once that "daytime television is a vast wasteland". Dr. Phil is proof. Is he on the Hilton's payroll now? His show is fake, made up of people (probably actors) who learn lines on what to say. A friend of mine went to a taping of his show and said that it was a farce - a big joke. Dr. Phil has become a big Media Whore - maybe that's why he can relate to Paris.

Posted at 6:07PM on Jun 30th 2007 by Suzy

422. Paris: I pray and read the Bible all the time.

Larry King: What is your favorite Bible Verse?

Paris: uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. . . .duh.

I don't really think there is any hope for the dumb, lying, self centered, 26 year old !!!, Paris.

Posted at 6:15PM on Jun 30th 2007 by Joy

423. On probation and you leave the mainland to trip on some Maui Wowie.....and yes, we saw the pictures on you stokin' Hope you got your PO's permission??????? Another violation for the rich little bitch!

Posted at 6:39PM on Jun 30th 2007 by Mags4Greg

424. to Joy

Paris is not a dumb, lying, self centered, 26 year old!!!! maybe instead of judging her by her cover u shuld look in the mirror and judge all the bad things about u bcause noone is perfect!!!!! instead of talking about all the negative things about paris y dont u talk about the positive!!!!!

Posted at 7:28PM on Jun 30th 2007 by paris rox my sox

425. did anyone notice when paris came out of jail she had brown eyes instead of the usual blue? hm, forgot her contact lenses i guess....and she had no UPPER LIP! My God, then on larry king suddenly the top lip appeared full - couldn't wait to get out of jail and get some botox and collagen, eh paris? must be nice doing all that community service to help change the world! what a loser!

Posted at 3:21AM on Jul 15th 2007 by culturelady

426. To #433. I can't think of anything positive to say about Paris. Are you her little brother, playing with the computer again? If not, you "Paris rox my sox" also have rocks for brains. Now run along and play with yourself.

Posted at 9:19PM on Jun 30th 2007 by Joy

427. About 2 carots .

Posted at 1:37AM on Jul 1st 2007 by biglou

428.
PARIS GOES HAWAIIN

Posted at 1:48AM on Jul 1st 2007 by biglou

429. As someone who used to work in the entertainment industry in L.A.—and in Beverly Hills -- let me explain to just how the PR reps and publicists work.

For someone like Hilton, every move is choreographed. Her appearance when she left Lynnwood came as no surprise…neither did her claims to have “found God…I’m going to change,” etc. Her interview with King, of course, was a total disaster and she was the butt of jokes throughout the media as a result. The maneuvering and behind-the-scenes machinations by her reps and her parents for media interviews and coverage at a price only added fuel to the flames. Every newscaster knew what was going on and resented the coverage, manipulation, etc.

Her departure for Hawaii in that “disguise” was also very obvious. Everyone was fed up with hearing about Hilton…a fact of which she is very much aware. That ridiculous outfit only called attention to her and the premise of, “I am hiding from the media.” Had she not gone away for a while, her “career” would be in the toilet.

Every step she has taken has been completely predictable. If I were Hilton – and I’m glad I’m not – I would fire her reps and her parents, and start thinking about some serious damage control. Cleaning up her act would be a good way to start.



Posted at 9:34AM on Jul 1st 2007 by Virginia

430. paris needs to take vacations to irak

Posted at 6:31PM on Jul 6th 2007 by sssu17

431. All of you haters are just mad you can't afford a trip to Hawaii even for 1 day. Back off you haters.

Posted at 12:49AM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Realityshines

432. On Saturday afternoon I was at the Waliea mall as saw Paris shopping for sunglasses. Later she walked right by us at the ABC store while on her cell phone and eating an ice cream cone. Photogs and onlookers were kept out of the individual stores she visited by the mall security guards and she was accompanied by a lone 50+ male who was following her and carrying her shopping bags.

Posted at 9:45AM on Jul 2nd 2007 by DanO

433. to #436 i agree with u!!! everyone is just haten on Paris Hilton because they cant do half the things she can!!!!!

Posted at 9:59AM on Jul 2nd 2007 by paris rox my sox

434. What more can possibly be said about her and her "trailer trash living in Bel Air" family? I once read about a proposed reality show where real hillbillies would be transplanted to Beverly Hills, but it was never produced, due to being judged as "too mean spirited." Well, folks, you've got all of the Hiltons in L.A. From Francesca to Paris to Paris' foulmouthed mother mocking the judge in court. Quick, hide the White Lightning, Jethro! It's THE HILTONS!!!!

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Spindizzy

435. Paris I checked out your picture on a blog web site with a white dress with cool black embroidery.Very nice look. LOU R.

Posted at 11:54PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by biglou

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