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Paris Ditches Mainland to Get Lei'd

An incognito Paris Hilton arrived in Maui this afternoon. Aloha, freebird!

The uncaged, jetsetting heiress was in a jail cell for three and a half weeks -- then had to endure a full hour of work being questioned by Larry King. It's time for a vacay, baby!

The ex-con/socialite borrowed a floppy straw hat from the Scarecrow, slapped on a pair of granny chic sunglasses and a ratty black wig from the Britney Spears collection to complete her mystery island look.



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61. right on #43.
Let's see--I am in disguise...so let me 'strike a pose' !! hum!! Nothing has changed, just her contact lenses.

Posted at 8:11PM on Jun 28th 2007 by deedaas

62. she gave Larry King a reach around!!!>>>>>>>>>>.maui wowie

Posted at 8:10PM on Jun 28th 2007 by costaMesaboy

63. Didn't you just love her reaction when Larry King asked her what her favorite Bible verse was? Duh.. She had no clue.

Posted at 8:10PM on Jun 28th 2007 by debbie

64. wow TMZ is seriously obsessed with her ever since she "praised" them...sweet, let's feel like a million bucks because Paris Hilton mentioned our name. You must have also been the smart kid in high school who agreed to do all the slackers' homework because the popular kids talked to you to get the use out of you...and you kissed their asses every day...but it was worth it bc you believed you were "friends" right. mmmmmkay only it might have been acceptable back then bc those high school kids from the 80's with stonewashed jeans, tube socks, and turtleneck sweaters were probably 10 times hotter than P. Hilton is today.

Posted at 8:13PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Bayside High School

65. Why does she have to change? It is her life, she owes nothing to anyone but herself. You all act like she owes you something..let her be her!

Posted at 8:15PM on Jun 28th 2007 by holy cow

66. Finally she gets the jail punishment she deserves: travel aboard what passes for First Class in a United Airlines Boeing 767-300. I wonder if catering brought aboard the sparkling wine to make mimosas and the full complement of meals were stocked. Next time Paris, get Grandpa to charter a G-V or Global Express.

Posted at 8:16PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Tom

67. Her aunt Kyle is on Little House On the Prairie reruns right now, hehe.

Posted at 8:16PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Ashleigh

68. FASHION:

ALL THE WICKED WITCH NEEDS TO GO WITH HER STRAW HAT IS A BRAIN.

OH I MEAN A BROOMSTICK.

SHE IS A DUMB, SHALLOW IDIOT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER BRAND.
SOME STUPID DUMB BOOK ABOUT HER DOG, PERFUME SMELLS LIKE HER V.D.
HOOKER, DRUNK DRIVER, STUPID ALBUM LOOKING LIKE A HOOKER, SELFISH,
SELF ABSORBED, STUPID HOOKER HAMBURGER ADD CAMPAIN, WHAT ELSE,
IT ALL SMELLS SO BAD, AND A DISGUSTING PUBLIC DISPLAY ON BOTH THE RED CARPET AND HER CLUB ACT.

SHE IS SUCH A CONIVING,LIAR. I WOULD NEVER HIRE HER FOR ANY CAUSE. EVER.
NOR WOULD I BUY A THING FROM HER SO CALLED BRAND. SHE IS DISGUSTING.
HAVE FUN IN YOUR PARTY WAYS, GET DRUNK, AND GET OUT OF THE PUBLIC.
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME.

LIAR, LIAR, YOUR HOT FIRERY PANTIES ARE ON FIRE, WITH V.D.

HAPPY V.D. DAY PARIS.

FARRAH-FALLON

Posted at 8:17PM on Jun 28th 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

69. she is a better person then any of the freaks that are putting her down. and the females that are on msnbc,cnn and fox are just simply ugly.

Posted at 7:00AM on Jun 29th 2007 by anya

70. Very true, Holy Cow, but you see people that hate her and actually take time to post hateful comments about her just wish so much they could be more like her(probably want more money and popularity), but since they can't have it they enjoy trying to tear her down. It's like that Nine Inch Nails song, "March of The Pigs." Check out the lyrics.

Posted at 8:21PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Ashleigh

71.
To #10
I had the same thought about the plane -- too bad -- so sad -- I can still dream -- there is the return trip!!!!! Splat!!!! Oops!!!!

Posted at 8:27PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Deane

72. 15. GO SWEETIE!! YOU LOOK GREAT, AS USUAL!! ENJOY YOUR VACATION- YOU DESERVE A BREAK!!

WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:15PM on Jun 28th 2007 by paris we love you!


14. beautiful!!! PARIS IS SOOO HOT ANY WOMAN WOULD WANT TO BE HER ANY MAN WOULD WANT TO DO HER

Posted at 7:14PM on Jun 28th 2007 by HOT FOR PARIS


Can you say two of the many losers on here? These two obviously have no life at all and must be really pathetic to worship a hoooooe. I definitely don't want to do her. I am afraid I might catch something I can't get rid off. A lot of women I know don't want to be her or look anything like her. I take it you do because you are not Hot at all. Get a life you losers.

Posted at 8:28PM on Jun 28th 2007 by these two have no life at all!!!

73. i hope a shark eats her !! lmao

Posted at 8:30PM on Jun 28th 2007 by liliana

74. Ashleigh-
Even with all her money, NO ONE (except you perhaps) wants to be this worthless piece of human garbage. NO ONE wants herpes, no one wants to be WHORE, an ex-con, a mildly retarded slug........
She is not beautiful, she is shaped strangely, huge pale feet, wonk-eyed, etc, etc, etc............

So stop saying people are jealous!

Posted at 8:32PM on Jun 28th 2007 by ASHLEIGH IS BRAIN-DEAD

75. 3. she is a better person then any of the freaks that are putting her down. and the females that are on msnbc,cnn and fox are just simply ugly.

Posted at 8:18PM on Jun 28th 2007 by anya



What????? Are you on drugs because you are doing nothing but babbling about nothing. What does this have to do with the tea in china? You are a total loser.

Posted at 8:32PM on Jun 28th 2007 by What a loser!!!!

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