Want to Make It in Hollywood? Puff, Puff -- Pass!

Does your job in "the industry" leave you feeling stressed and panicky? Are prescription meds not doing the trick? Why not try the remedy sweeping the ranks in Hollywood? Medical marijuana! And, uh, pass the chips, bro.

An ad in this week's Hollywood Reporter boasts that "marijuana works" for a talent agent enduring the high-pressure world of Tinseltown, saying that medical marijuana "helps with panic attacks, anxiety, heart palpitations and stress."