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Celebrity Justice6/30/2007 3:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Paris: Poor Penmanship but an Ace Artiste!

Last week, lady blog Jezebel had Paris Hilton's jail-time note examined by expert handwriting analyst Sheila Kurtz. According to Kurtz, Paris' scrawl style reveals a, uh, troubled soul. "Rarely do we see an independent adult write with such diminished capacity of comprehension," said Kurtz. So she's no Soren Kierkegaard." Harsh!


This week, the gals at Jezebel took Paris' artistic merits to task, and had Paris' drawing for TMZ's own Harvey Levin analyzed by acclaimed contemporary art expert James Romberger. His findings? She's a regular Frida Kahlo! Paging Mary Boone!



Says Romberger: [Paris] linework demands a new genre. Poignant and unintentionally surreal, heavily-laden with encoded symbology. He calls her work, "post-modernist-ish insider/outsider Art."

And that's art with a capital "A"!

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Sweetness:  1689 days ago

If I had drawn that, they'd label me a tard.

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Tangie:  1689 days ago

What do you expect from a non-grad? Her interview with Larry King is being called the worst interview of all time.

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Kristina:  1689 days ago

Whats wrong with the letter? I don't get it...

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Zenophobe Alien:  1689 days ago

What's wrong with the letter other than it looks like a 5 y.o. wrote it! She is a 26 y.o. H.S. drop out. She probably had a guard help her with the spelling!

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nadia:  1689 days ago

She draws like a 10-year-old. Get real.

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Zenophobe Alien:  1689 days ago

She gave Larry a b.j. just before the interview. Notice he didn't confront her for lying about drugs and "reading the bible"?

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cristal:  1689 days ago

How pathetic!Paris some talent???Exuse me exept sucking pinus this basically the only thing she is maby good in but, sorry isn't she single?I wonder why?If she is so great then how strange?

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Izzy:  1689 days ago

No, that's retarded douchebag with a capital RD.

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Standards are badly needed.:  1689 days ago

Good lord, TMZ is reporting on Paris' handwriting analysis, and doodle analysis. Next - doodie analysis. Surely after a Friday night something else happened concerning someone else. Anyway, who is this Paris person?

Lol.

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stop the madness:  1689 days ago

Larry King had triple ratings when she was on,somthing like 3million people

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todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist-----(kadintodd2@aol.com):  1689 days ago

i dont get wats wrong with the letter either and she was in horrible pain and claustrophobia neway who real;ly belives u can analyze handwriting that well?????i think the drawing iz artistic and cool id like it on a tshirt lol

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YUCK:  1689 days ago

Paris AND Kathy Hilton are both from trash roots. Both have NO shame, it seems. But I really do think it must bother them. All of NYC society (Bev Hills too!) laughs at Kathy Richards Hilton (daughter of trailer-woman Big Kathy)

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L:  1689 days ago

I seriously don't understand why people can not leave her alone. Especially TMZ since she wrote them this letter. How about you not criticize it, and Thank her for how many stories she has given you.

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cristal:  1689 days ago

She is so hypocrit!That's why, TMZ isn't stupid ok they r earning some monney with her stupid life but they also still want to show the world how mental she is , like doing picture as if she was 10 years old!

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Rockstar:  1689 days ago

I'm not a Paris fan, however trying to compare her to Kierkegaard is like comparing blood to air. She didn't have spell check in jail. 99% of writers have editors and lovely word perfect to set them straight. The grammar police are always on the look out with their pocket protectors and hand helds hoping and praying they can catch someone using then instead of than or grammer instead of grammar. For the people who live in the real world who compare trust funds and implants and the car they drive, the geek set, those who spend most their days online trying to dream up something witty to say judging anyone who might confuse past with present tense really do need to go outdoors and let the sun shine on their cheeks a little. Take a long deep breath of fresh air, exhale and run back inside their nice cozy corner office and bitch back at me because I'm using a run on sentence. Give her hell for the illegal stuff she does. Kick her ass for the wrong she does but in the meantime, let's chase the Grammar Police and beat them to death with their multicolor Sharpies. Who needs 'em?

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