Pauly's Excellent African Adventure

7/1/2007 12:04 PM PDT
Pauly Shore, international traveler, is taking a page from Madonna and Brangelina. He's headed to South Africa next week for a few shows, and says that he's going to be "adopting a black baby" while he's down there. That, along with "going to Oprah's school. And getting a blood diamond," are Shore's top priorities. Totally gnarly!

When asked about his roller coaster romantic life, Shore responded that the only blonde bombshell in his life is his dog, Butter. Weasel!