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Pauly's Excellent African Adventure

7/1/2007 12:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Pauly Shore, international traveler, is taking a page from Madonna and Brangelina. He's headed to South Africa next week for a few shows, and says that he's going to be "adopting a black baby" while he's down there. That, along with "going to Oprah's school. And getting a blood diamond," are Shore's top priorities. Totally gnarly!

When asked about his roller coaster romantic life, Shore responded that the only blonde bombshell in his life is his dog, Butter. Weasel!

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Dan    

First

2586 days ago
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Gomer    

Who really cares about Pauly Shore anymore? No one!

2586 days ago
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Boo Hoo    

I hope he is adopting because he cares not because he needs some attention for a career that was over before it started.

2586 days ago
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me    

Ahhh, Chocolate..............I think the adoption thing was supposed to be a joke. Not a funny one, but a joke.

2586 days ago
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Sillyme    

Why are these aging has-beens so shallow and disrespectful? All those things he will do come at a painful price and much suffering.

2586 days ago
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Paul    

He's retarded isn't he?

2586 days ago
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me    

Pauly is the product of comic inbreeding, so yes Paul he is probably retarded

2586 days ago
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Wicked    

What the hell is wrong with all you haters? Pauley is a comedian...it's what he does. Jealous much losers?

2586 days ago
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CJ    

I live in South Afica and I truly hope he is adopting , we have so many children who need to be adopted and in need of a loving home . (last I heard about a three hundred thousand orphans )- my best friend has just adopted beautiful little girl who now has a chance of a future she would otherwise never have had ,the sad thing is the mother has just given up another baby (her brother ) and one before her ! When will these people learn !

2586 days ago
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Wicked    

costamesaboy...I've been wanting to tell you for a long time. YOU DISGUST ME. What a friggin loser you are. You smell like the brown juices OUT OF A HORSE'S ASS. Just sayin'. Get a friggin life loser. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE.

2586 days ago
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BOEING 787    

If he is serious about adapting a child from africa and he meets all the qualifications, why not let him. You said it BB.

2586 days ago
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Petite    

BUTTER? Who names a dog Butter? It better be a girl dog.

Pauly is a weird comic, and his slurred voice is what made him famous. His mom's comedy place is pretty popular. Said to be haunted by old gansters from when it was Ciro's nightclub!

2586 days ago
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suzyq7cars    

heard him in west palm beach...total has been and loser old material and he looks rough....he would never adopt..it was a joke..but i hear he has a 2 INCH SCHMECEL!!~!!!!!!1hahahaha!!! no wonder he's TROWING BLANKS HAHAH

2586 days ago
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Jan    

Ya want a Black Baby....Go To Chicago and Adopt from there...
Im so sick of Stars thinking they can help other children because thier countries are so poor...
Take a good look... this country has so many children needing to be adopted..
I say... If you want to adopt from another country..
STAY THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Support Americas Children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2586 days ago
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Ricky Rockhardo    

It's like some Hollywood trend now for white "stars" "actresses" whatever to adopt African kids. Quit trying to prove to everyone that you aren't some rich, selfish POS (which you are) and get real and do something for the kids in this country. Let's be honest, what are the benifits? Not such a hassle, no contribution to over populating this already crowded country, and helping a kid that's from the same soil you are. Wanna help fight poverty and crime? Adopt some poor kid from America and give them your multi million dollar benifits so they can have a top notch education. That's real, you can't hate me for that.

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