Train Wrecks
Britney Goes to the Dogs

Pop mess Britney Spears popped up all over town this weekend, doing what celebuwrecks do -- buyin' dogs and eatin' sushi!

On Saturday, leaving her brassiere back at the shack, the pantyflasher donned a vomitacious headband/weave-tamer, a pink cotton nightie, high heels, and sunglasses repurposed from the tinted rear windows of a gangsta's Escalade -- and stopped by a pet shop to buy a dog. No animals were harmed in the making of this photograph. She's casual, y'all!

When Sunday rolls around, it's time to put on a little style! Very little! Wearing a tie-dye patterned satin mini made from curtains at the Days Inn Tehran, carrying a "My Lil' Kidney" purse and wearing a weave from the Cher '74 Collection and corralled by the same pukey headband -- all brought together (!) by that pair of cowgirl boots she refuses to give up -- Britz hit Shu Sushi in Beverly Hills. Wrecktaurant chic! Wasabe hotness! Oh, sushi-dih'n't!!

Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, dog, hair, sunglasses, sushi, wig

Relevant Posts

Reader Comments

(Page 1 of 8) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

1. But, never a ho right?

Posted at 12:12PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Jeanie dranked the bottle

2. Britney is in desperate need of a makeover! Somebody needs to teach this girl how to dress! She looks like hell! She has went downhill ever since she married that lowlife K-fed!

Posted at 12:25PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Andrea Silvey

3. Style is all about what makes you feel comfortable, & what you think looks good on yourself. If she likes what she has on, then thats all that matters. She could be the best dreesed person in Hollywood, or even the world & you would have something megative to say.

Posted at 12:14PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by kk

4. Is she pregos? Her stomach looks like it's got a bun in it... and her belly button is popping out. Maybe it's just a really bad dress... Or maybe... it's just a really bad body.

Posted at 12:14PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Lourdes

5. Fat...

Posted at 12:15PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Joshua Smith

6. She definitely looks preggers in that pink outfit. You can even see her nips through the dress and they look like pregnant breasts.

Posted at 12:19PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Cozytailmom

7. Dear Lord! Does she not look at the pics of her? Put on a bra please. Throw the boots out!!!! Swear off men and pets for a little while! And go back home for your family cook out.

Posted at 12:17PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by lynn

8. BUT SHE DIDNT NEED TO GO TO REHAB MAYBE SHE NEEDS A MENTEL HEALTH FACILITY THIS TIME

Posted at 12:20PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by max

9. Poor Britney! For those of you who bash her, I'd like to see you running around town in your sweats, dirty hair, etc. Perhaps Boy Howdy will pop out of nowhere to take YOUR photo when you least expect it.

Like LiLo, Brit is damned if she does and damned if she doesn't. So she's out of shape and running around town - like 2/3 of all Americans!

BTW - tmz, we want some LiLo/DiLo stories si vous plait! Merci beau coup.

Have a nice day today, all of you happy campers.

Posted at 12:21PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Boy Howdy Cannot Be Silenced!!

10. Kinda of a harsh fashion review, TMZ. At least she's not flashin everybody.

Posted at 12:21PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Tam

11. It is sad to see that Britney as an immature mother loaded with vengeance. It is very difficult to believe that anyone other than her actions have caused her downfall. Her mother loves her and what Britney needs now is a good kick in the butt. If it were not for her mother, Britney would not have ever been successful. Britney needs to get off that power wagon, be sober and thankful for what she has including a mother who loves her dearly.

Posted at 1:11PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Tootz

12. That's one gross bitch

Posted at 12:25PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Who

13. I thought Hollywood bimbo's had Stylists" Who's her's? Walmarts? No, that's not right. I love Walmarts and they have a lot cuter clothes than those. She must have gone to a Salvation Army bin and picked out stuff without seeing if they matched. I feel sorry for Brit. She definitely is going through a mid-life crisis early. Go back to Louisiana and get your life back together. You can do it.

Posted at 12:25PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Grace

14. I'd still tap that...

Posted at 2:34PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by WooHa23

15. Those boobs look like cow utters waiting to be milked! She's gross..

Posted at 12:27PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Debbie

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments