Train Wrecks
Britney Goes to the Dogs

Pop mess Britney Spears popped up all over town this weekend, doing what celebuwrecks do -- buyin' dogs and eatin' sushi!

On Saturday, leaving her brassiere back at the shack, the pantyflasher donned a vomitacious headband/weave-tamer, a pink cotton nightie, high heels, and sunglasses repurposed from the tinted rear windows of a gangsta's Escalade -- and stopped by a pet shop to buy a dog. No animals were harmed in the making of this photograph. She's casual, y'all!

When Sunday rolls around, it's time to put on a little style! Very little! Wearing a tie-dye patterned satin mini made from curtains at the Days Inn Tehran, carrying a "My Lil' Kidney" purse and wearing a weave from the Cher '74 Collection and corralled by the same pukey headband -- all brought together (!) by that pair of cowgirl boots she refuses to give up -- Britz hit Shu Sushi in Beverly Hills. Wrecktaurant chic! Wasabe hotness! Oh, sushi-dih'n't!!

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16. Brit needs to go home and put on a bra! Good Lord! At the rate she's going, her breasts will be down to her knees by the time she is 30! It's obvious she must think she looks cute or something, what other explanation would there be? This just looks disgusting.

Posted at 12:39PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by anonymous

17. it's all for attention, sad but true

Posted at 12:27PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by west palm beach

18. Her little sister is gonna' be a serious hottie though...

Posted at 12:29PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Joshua Smith

19. PUT ON A BRA!!!!!!!!!! Does she not realize what her nipples look like?????? Look at them! They are supposed to point UP not DOWN!!!! EEEEEWWWWWWWWW! She is soooooooo gross!

Posted at 12:30PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Agent D

20. But #13, most Americas don't have access to the amount of money Britney is burning through. She could hire a team of image consultants, stylists, hair dressers (especially), trainers and the rest of the lot to whip her back into shape.
I think she just doesn't care.

Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by LC

21. OMG!! Look at those saggy udders and huge nips!! SHe does look like she's pregnant again.
Damn is she a trailer trash looking pig!!

Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Marvin

22. Nice puns :)

Posted at 12:30PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Ally

23. Things Britney needs:

1. A bra;
2. A stylist;
3. A mirror;
4. A few weeks in a mental health facility.

Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Me

24. Will she ever go away? Too disgusting to look at this close to lunch! *puke*

Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Cat

25. I love "dissing" the ol' Brit as-much-as the next person......But folks, something is wrong here.....Very wrong....Family needs to "snatch & grab" her all the way to a mental evaluation.......If she passes, set her free to self destruct....If not, GET HER HELP, WHAT-EVER-IT-TAKES. She I'm afraid has TRULY gone Doo-WHACKA-DOODLE!!!!!!

Posted at 12:37PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Lithium will be Your Bestfriend

26. I've seen better UTTERS on a heffer....oh wait...Brit is A HEFFER!!!!

BRIT

YOU

MUST

BE

SOOOOOO

PROUD

OF

HOW

YOU

APPEAR

IN

PUBLIC.......



LUCKILY

YOUR CHILDREN

WILL

BE ABLE

TO SEE

HOW

THEIR MOTHER ACTED

CAUSE SHE WANTS

THE WORLD

TO

SEE HOW A

TRAIN WRECK

ACTS!!!!

Posted at 12:33PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by WTF!!

27. It just goes to show you, that if you put a dress on a Pig, it's still a Pig.

Posted at 12:35PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by SlappDaddy

28. Somebody Quick.........Get her SPAYED!!!!!!

Posted at 12:40PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by AttitudeDude

29. Somebody Quick.........Get her SPAYED!!!!!!

Posted at 12:38PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by AttitudeDude

30. ................................MOO..................................

Posted at 12:36PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Old Dog

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