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Britney Goes to the Dogs

Pop mess Britney Spears popped up all over town this weekend, doing what celebuwrecks do -- buyin' dogs and eatin' sushi!

On Saturday, leaving her brassiere back at the shack, the pantyflasher donned a vomitacious headband/weave-tamer, a pink cotton nightie, high heels, and sunglasses repurposed from the tinted rear windows of a gangsta's Escalade -- and stopped by a pet shop to buy a dog. No animals were harmed in the making of this photograph. She's casual, y'all!

When Sunday rolls around, it's time to put on a little style! Very little! Wearing a tie-dye patterned satin mini made from curtains at the Days Inn Tehran, carrying a "My Lil' Kidney" purse and wearing a weave from the Cher '74 Collection and corralled by the same pukey headband -- all brought together (!) by that pair of cowgirl boots she refuses to give up -- Britz hit Shu Sushi in Beverly Hills. Wrecktaurant chic! Wasabe hotness! Oh, sushi-dih'n't!!

Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, dog, hair, sunglasses, sushi, wig

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31. DO ALL OF US A FAVOUR AND STEP OUT IN FRONT OF A BUS!!! IF YOU CANT DO THAT THEN AT LEAST YOU COULD START SHOWIN YOUR BEAVER AGAIN!!!!

Posted at 1:25PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by AL

32. What did she do?.......have her nipples lowered? Ick!!

Posted at 2:33PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by RP

33. That woman must have no self-esteem. All that money, and she looks like a pig. They say money can't buy happiness, but I know it'll buy you a good bra!!!

Posted at 12:42PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by yikes!

34. Funny as hell fashion review!!! It should be against the law for her to leave home without a bra!!!

Posted at 12:44PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Tasha

35. I've been saying all along that Brit needs mental help and fast.

Posted at 12:45PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by anonymous

36. HAHAHAHA!! Your descriptions of these pucs had me ROTFLMAO!!

Posted at 12:24AM on Jul 3rd 2007 by amber

37. She is so nasty now. She looks so old!!!

Posted at 12:51PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by All American Girl

38. For Gods sake, leave her alone. She's doing the best she can with what she has!

Posted at 12:50PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Mattie

39. HOLLY NIPPLES BATMAN!!!

Posted at 1:00PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by efenweirdo

40. HILARIOUS!! TMZ, that' one of the funniet (and truest) things I've read

Posted at 1:02PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by ihearttmz

41. My God, I am in my 50's and my boobs look better than hers. And buying another dog?? She can't take care of herself or her kids, much less a dog. Someone call the SPCA! And I swear she dumpster dives for her clothes. I have seen people living under bridges with more fashion sense.

Posted at 1:04PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by badjuju813

42. this women have aged in 3 year more than a normal person would in 20 even my grandma's boob's arent that saggy her nippel is almost touching her swallen belly botton.nd here she goesagain buying dogs then thrawing them away what a looser go home to ur kids.

Posted at 1:09PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by D

43. i guess this poor woman has no mirrors in her home. either that or she loves to look like garbage. what a sad sack of a person.

Posted at 1:10PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by tuna marie

44. WTF is up with Brit's udders in the pink dress?

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by lexi

45. So sorry, but what does this girl have against bras?? After two children, NO woman should go bra-less, let alone one as photographed as her....

Posted at 1:17PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by JLo

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