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Britney Goes to the Dogs

Pop mess Britney Spears popped up all over town this weekend, doing what celebuwrecks do -- buyin' dogs and eatin' sushi!

On Saturday, leaving her brassiere back at the shack, the pantyflasher donned a vomitacious headband/weave-tamer, a pink cotton nightie, high heels, and sunglasses repurposed from the tinted rear windows of a gangsta's Escalade -- and stopped by a pet shop to buy a dog. No animals were harmed in the making of this photograph. She's casual, y'all!

When Sunday rolls around, it's time to put on a little style! Very little! Wearing a tie-dye patterned satin mini made from curtains at the Days Inn Tehran, carrying a "My Lil' Kidney" purse and wearing a weave from the Cher '74 Collection and corralled by the same pukey headband -- all brought together (!) by that pair of cowgirl boots she refuses to give up -- Britz hit Shu Sushi in Beverly Hills. Wrecktaurant chic! Wasabe hotness! Oh, sushi-dih'n't!!

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46. she is gonna die young or end up in a pysc ward before she is 35

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by you will see

47. She needs to get a bra. They're about to sag down to her waist. Yuck.

Posted at 1:18PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by paralegal

48. Fashion catastrophe.

That pathetic hairdo -weave she hangs on to for dear life is just the start. Wouldn't she be cute and fresh in a short, natural colored haircut, with a cute, but modest dress? Oh, and those horrid boots look like they smell.

That hair. She has some serious vision problems if she thinks that looks good. She looks like a washed-up 40 year old porn star wanna be that found her outfits in a garbage can.

Posted at 1:21PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by emie

49. Does anyone have a clue as to when we can expect her to hit rock-bottom? She keeps lowering the bar!
Brit, babe, for the good of all mankind, put the twins back in their holsters, fire (or shoot) your fashion consultant and hit the freakin' gym, right now!

Posted at 1:28PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by koz

50. I have read and reread that there is trouble between Brit and her mom, manager and soon to be ex-husband. She blames them for her troubles or not standing by her, etc. However, now that they are not in her everyday life, doesn't she or someone in her camp see all the negative press she is still getting? Shouldn't she be thinking to herself, "Gee, I'm on my own and everyone still thinks I'm a classless train wreck, maybe, just maybe, it is me?" I am not Brit's demographic target, but if I, a 49 year old woman, thinks she looks worse and older than any bag lady I've seen on the street, doesn't she think about what the young grils think of her? I can't write that I've ever seen her in much of anything, outside of her perfomances, that appeared to have been purchased by someone with class and taste, but wake up girl, your on your own and we still think you are a mess.

Posted at 1:22PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Vicky

51. I don't care how many times she wears the nipples facing the floor look, it's never going to catch on. It's not fetch Brit so get over it and put a bra on.

Posted at 1:30PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Misbhavin

52. My lord...did she go to town in my mother's nightgown or what!??!

Posted at 1:29PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Taking names.....

53. She looks sooooooo trashy!!!!

Posted at 1:32PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by jessica

54. TMZ

you can write all you want about her wardrobe. it's her low life demeanor that
need's change. The american trailer is hard to get ridd of, once that is accomplished
mayby the wardrobe will follow , and I can sell you the Brooklyn Bridge to.

Posted at 1:33PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Ronald

55. She should've read this website before going inside the pet store: http://www.stoppuppymills.org/

Foolish wench!

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by gbird

56. It's sad seeing Britney ruining her life. I honestly do not believe that she will ever make a big come back. Now with her family issues. Her turning on her family. If it wasn't for them sacraficing themselves. She would not be in the position that she is in. She is going to be one lonely little girl. Good thing that they made her go to REHAB!! U see how well that has worked 4 her. NOT!!!! Maybe one day, when she decides to grow up. Things will get better 4 her. That's what happens when they have all these YES people around them and know one to tell them the truth. Her family did and now she's upset with them. U know, know one wants to hear the truth.

Posted at 2:12PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by dee

57. Ok, let's see...we knock Paris for being a rich, spoiled brat but she does dress great....and now, Britney is out there walking around looking like white trash. Why are we driven to watch them, comment on them, care? I am asking myself that....Think about it, they both have serious self-esteem issues ( as we do) but they present themselves as extreme opposites. Most of us just kinda "show-up" and try to look as good as we can...there's just no way in hell I'd walk out looking like that. She apparently really doesn't care anymore. Maybe she is seriously in a bad place?....?...

Posted at 1:49PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Lizbeth

58. With all the money and publicity this girl has, you'd think that someone would help her. It's obvious she's not helping herself and doesn't think anything is wrong with herself, blaming everyone around her, the people that actually care for her. I honestly think that if she would take some time and go home to Louisiana and just de-tox, relax, meditate, focus on her career and her handsome little boys, she could POSSIBLY make a come back. And that's a big maybe. She would definetly look good with a short hair do and clothes that actually compliment her body (perhaps a nice suit and blouse). Ya know...revamp her image. I feel sorry for her boys.......could you imagine what they're gonna have to go through with a mother like her? She needs to either focus or just accept the fact that she's becoming the poster child for being a "washed up mother of 2 , has been, fashion disaster, poor poor pitiful excuse of a woman." Good luck to you Britney! It's going to take a lot of hard work to get a positive outlook from everyone around you when you keep messing up.

Posted at 1:54PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Me-me-me

59. she has the I'm ready to snap look lol in the pink dress. maybe she is knocked up again and besse the cows the she momma lol

Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by alissa

60. She is the queen of bad taste! This pink dress is really way too tight above her boobs. It is so ugly. She looks very cheap and trashy in both dresses. Doesn't she care at all anymore and doesn't she own a mirror? Come on girl, try to dress a bit more ladylike, you'll look a lot sexier.

Posted at 2:17PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Helena

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