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Britney Goes to the Dogs

Pop mess Britney Spears popped up all over town this weekend, doing what celebuwrecks do -- buyin' dogs and eatin' sushi!

On Saturday, leaving her brassiere back at the shack, the pantyflasher donned a vomitacious headband/weave-tamer, a pink cotton nightie, high heels, and sunglasses repurposed from the tinted rear windows of a gangsta's Escalade -- and stopped by a pet shop to buy a dog. No animals were harmed in the making of this photograph. She's casual, y'all!

When Sunday rolls around, it's time to put on a little style! Very little! Wearing a tie-dye patterned satin mini made from curtains at the Days Inn Tehran, carrying a "My Lil' Kidney" purse and wearing a weave from the Cher '74 Collection and corralled by the same pukey headband -- all brought together (!) by that pair of cowgirl boots she refuses to give up -- Britz hit Shu Sushi in Beverly Hills. Wrecktaurant chic! Wasabe hotness! Oh, sushi-dih'n't!!

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61. Another example of money does not equal taste or style, and that both cannot be bought. She is so over, they need a new word for over. I also do not understand why this woman still has custody of her two children. She is unstable and not fit to raise a bag of bile. She is disgusting. Every time I see a photo of her (and they seem to just get worse and worse), I actually want to vomit. She is so vile to look at that I wish the press would stop printing photos of her. Isn't it amazing that a cute child such as Sean Preston came out of such a horrendous thing?

Posted at 9:36AM on Jul 3rd 2007 by MissMara

62. 2. Style is all about what makes you feel comfortable, & what you think looks good on yourself. If she likes what she has on, then thats all that matters. She could be the best dreesed person in Hollywood, or even the world & you would have something megative to say.
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Well, point being she's NOT the best dressed person in Hollywood; she's on the exact other end of the scale. She dresses like a white trash hick; no style, no semblence of order or coordination, clothes all thrown together that don't match, 1/2 the time without underwear, all her clothes constantly slipping off her body or revealing her nasty bits. Mind you, this is a woman that's supposedly worth $100 million, lives in an exclusive So Cal community and has personal assistants up the wazzoo. You'd think with all her money, she could find someone who could teach her to dress like a lady, not a trailer trash tramp with no undies on...

Posted at 7:33PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Britney needs a personal style consultant

63. what a pig! I don't have much class....but I wouldn't even touch that. Physically and mentally a train wreck. Can you say psycho?

Posted at 2:45PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Rockin

64. When no one else's man is paying any attention to her, she goes into meltdown and doesn't care that she looks like a bag lady. This is the one fighting for custody of two small boys - geez

Posted at 3:26PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by ohnoudient

65. Please God wear a bra. C'mon girl, i don't care what size you are, if the nips are pointing to the ground, you need to bag 'em. And for the love of Pete stop messing with your hair!!! Just let it be for crap sake! Damn! Just be normal. Ugh. I wash my hands of her.

Posted at 3:02PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Megerella

66. #65 you have me pissing my pants lol you're frickin hilarious

Posted at 3:05PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by alissa

67. creep!

Posted at 7:16PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by inou

68. Oh, Britney...

Your boys are going to be so proud of all the lovely pictures of you one day.

Bag those puppies, please!

Posted at 3:16PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by oopsie-dayzee

69. At least she doesn't have that gawd awful gold bag with her!

Posted at 3:17PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by baggin' it

70. What in the HELL is wrong with her???? All that money and not a freaking brain in her head....what a waste. I actually feel sorry for her.

Posted at 3:44PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by KJPal

71. My eyes! My eyes! Please poke out my eyes, so I don't have to look at this celebutard anymore! And is she preggers again? That belly button is poking out as much as her nips!

(BTW how many dogs is that? I am pretty sure by the count she is official trailer trash!)

Posted at 3:48PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by rj

72. More dollars than sense!

Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by rj

73. Gross! Its like she is trying to dress as ugly as possible. She has a lot of money, she must have no taste whatsoever. She is too big on top to not be wearing a bra. The only redeeming quality of these outfits is she is not flashing her bits. She can look a lot better if she wanted to. Even just jeans and a cute top would look way better than these "dresses."

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Cheryl

74. i think her "boobs" are embarrassed by her..maybe that's why her "nipples" are always looking down @ her fugly boots!

Posted at 4:12PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by babyluv

75. All that money and she doesn't own a mirror...

Posted at 5:17PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by MJ

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