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Britney Goes to the Dogs

Pop mess Britney Spears popped up all over town this weekend, doing what celebuwrecks do -- buyin' dogs and eatin' sushi!

On Saturday, leaving her brassiere back at the shack, the pantyflasher donned a vomitacious headband/weave-tamer, a pink cotton nightie, high heels, and sunglasses repurposed from the tinted rear windows of a gangsta's Escalade -- and stopped by a pet shop to buy a dog. No animals were harmed in the making of this photograph. She's casual, y'all!

When Sunday rolls around, it's time to put on a little style! Very little! Wearing a tie-dye patterned satin mini made from curtains at the Days Inn Tehran, carrying a "My Lil' Kidney" purse and wearing a weave from the Cher '74 Collection and corralled by the same pukey headband -- all brought together (!) by that pair of cowgirl boots she refuses to give up -- Britz hit Shu Sushi in Beverly Hills. Wrecktaurant chic! Wasabe hotness! Oh, sushi-dih'n't!!

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76. She doesn't seem to be any hurry to be out of the "barefoot and pregnant" look - y'all!!

Posted at 6:10PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Christy

77. What a joke.

Posted at 6:18PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Gloria

78. Ok, there is a position she needs to hire someone to fill A.S.A.P. She needs to hire a stylist. If she has one already I am truly amazed. Brittany you have enough money...you can afford your own personal shopper who will make you look like the beautiful star and mother that you should be. Also wouldn't kill you to actually sing in one of your concerts.

Posted at 6:24PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by who is her stylist?

79. Goodness even when Anna Nicole was down and out - she still was able to fix herself up or have someone else do it.

Posted at 8:55PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by why0718

80. Someone earlier said to let off of her because she's like 2/3 of America--out of shape and running errands. I agree that she's like 2/3 of Americans in that she's not very smart. We've got a lot of plain ol' average--if even that--brains running around the country workin' at the Walmart. However, even those hard-workin' Walmart folk can put together outfits that match and flatter better than Ms. Spears is doing with what looks like, yes, a freakin' nightgown and those god-awful dumb-ass boots.

Ms. Spears is *not* like 2/3 of Americans, though, in that she has GAJILLIONS of dollars to afford *the* most comfortable and stylish clothes money can buy--and lots of shoes and boots. Nobody expects (do we) that she or any star dress like a 1930s diva all buttoned up in suit, hat, gloves, and hose, just to stroll around town. But, good grief already, she truly dresses like she comes from a trailer park. She could throw on any of a thousand comfy shifts, shorts, capris, whatever from one of a hundred high-end stores *OR* from Walmart and still look great--like the celebrity she's supposed to be. She is just too ghetto for words these days.

Posted at 12:58AM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Sarah

81. HER WALMART weave is WHACK!

What the hell???? LMBAO!!

Posted at 11:32PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Hot Chocolate

82. TMZ this isn't a story. It isn't even fun gossip. You are just being mean. Who cares what she wears?! Is that the sum of a person anymore, what they wear? To each their own. Let people have their own style. If you don't like it don't take her picture, or as I was told when I was younger, "Don't say anything, if you can't say anything nice." This young lady is hurting in many ways, and I sure hope she gets the help she needs emotionally. Leave her alone, and stop stalking her.

Posted at 1:04AM on Jul 3rd 2007 by DottieDame

83. ewwwwwwwwwwww... she looks stinky and nasty...like an old tuna cat food can...gross.

Posted at 4:54AM on Jul 3rd 2007 by ross

84. what is the nipple on the right looking at on the sidewalk?

Posted at 7:27AM on Jul 3rd 2007 by um. what is that?

85. My God, with all the cash she has she needs to get those boobs lifted. She looks like she is an old lady who had about ten kids. ICK!!!!

Posted at 9:41AM on Jul 3rd 2007 by BJ

86. Eeeew. Look at her nasty droopy nips! She ruined her boobs by not wearing a bra ever. They point straight down! Put a bra on, lady!

Posted at 9:55AM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Meg

87. The comments I have read are far worse than Britney's appearance. Leave the girl alone. Get a job, hobby or maybe volunteer and you won't have so much free time to wade around in your smelly cesspools looking for bad things to say about people.

Posted at 12:08PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by fedup

88. she has ** GONE NUTS **. HER CLOTHES LOOKS LIKE THEY COME FROM A TRIFT SHOP. SHE LOOKS SO DIRTY LOOOKING...SHE IS NOT A ROLE MOTHER AT ALL FOR HER KIDS... KEVIN... GET YOUR KIDS BACK...PLEASE.... YOUR X IS JUST GOING CRAZY...

Posted at 1:35PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by shirl smith

89. As a parent i understand how the stress of raising kids can be difficult. On the other hand most of us are not as finacially stable like brit. her clothes and body do not matter more then half of us do not take care of our bodies after children but we put our children first. I think it should not matter what she does or how she dresses as long as those two beautiful little boys are taken care of. As for lynn, reality check brit that is your mom and all you are doing is hurting yourself and your sons by keeping her away in the end your mother and family is all you will have. please settle this with your mom in a non-childish way.

Posted at 2:18PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by ash

90. also i read a comment that someone wrote sayin everyone needs to get a life and leave her alone. that comment is so right because britney spears does not pay any of our bills or raise our children for us so why is everyone so worried about her clothes and the way she acts the only thing we as citizens should be worried about is how those children are taken care of and that they are taken care of, we all need to get lives and stop worryin about everyone else beacuse like i said before britney spears does not pay any of our bills or live our lives so who r we to tell her how to live you wouldn't want anyone to tell you how to live.

Posted at 2:20PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by ash

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