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Britney Goes to the Dogs

Pop mess Britney Spears popped up all over town this weekend, doing what celebuwrecks do -- buyin' dogs and eatin' sushi!

On Saturday, leaving her brassiere back at the shack, the pantyflasher donned a vomitacious headband/weave-tamer, a pink cotton nightie, high heels, and sunglasses repurposed from the tinted rear windows of a gangsta's Escalade -- and stopped by a pet shop to buy a dog. No animals were harmed in the making of this photograph. She's casual, y'all!

When Sunday rolls around, it's time to put on a little style! Very little! Wearing a tie-dye patterned satin mini made from curtains at the Days Inn Tehran, carrying a "My Lil' Kidney" purse and wearing a weave from the Cher '74 Collection and corralled by the same pukey headband -- all brought together (!) by that pair of cowgirl boots she refuses to give up -- Britz hit Shu Sushi in Beverly Hills. Wrecktaurant chic! Wasabe hotness! Oh, sushi-dih'n't!!

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91. GOES TO THE DOGS IS RIGHT WOOF WOOF! she is a nobody now and she needs to get over that fact she is gross instead of out trying to dress like a street walker she should be home taking care of her kids she just needs to face it that she is never gonna make a come back she is washed up all she is trying to do is make people still talk about her and think she is still something well i think she is gross and BRITTNEY GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS OH YEAH COVER UP YOU ARE GROSS!

Posted at 3:43PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by jen

92. if you ever want to jump start a vomit, save these pics :-)

Posted at 8:53AM on Jul 4th 2007 by wazzup

93. Imagine what those fugly boots must smell like?!?!? Greasy Bear has better hygiene than she does.

Posted at 7:51PM on Jul 4th 2007 by Jouelles

94. THOSE BOOBS OF HERS ARE VERY DISGUISTING! SHE LOOKS LIKE A COW WAITING FOR 5:OO MILKING!

Posted at 11:31AM on Jul 5th 2007 by Wisteria Lane

95. Does this woman NOT own a mirror???

Posted at 10:33PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Odess

96. barf!................gross disgusting trainwreck mess. that about sums it up

Posted at 4:04PM on Jul 5th 2007 by baba wawa

97. Good God in Heaven, Bitch looks like she is pregnant again!

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lu Lu

98. Good God in Heaven, Bitch looks like she is pregnant again!

Posted at 8:36AM on Jul 11th 2007 by Lu Lu

99. LOL!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! WHAT A MESS! BITCH DOES LOOK PREGNANT! ITS ABOUT TIME FOR THE 5:00 MILKING?? ISN'T IT? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
WHAT A PIG!

Posted at 4:06PM on Jul 5th 2007 by baba wawa

100. GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN! CAN'T YOU STAY HOME ! AND SEND SOMEONE OUT FOR WHATEVER YA NEED???? YOU LOOK LIKE A COUNTRY ASS MESS!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:09PM on Jul 5th 2007 by baba wawa

101. Doesn't anyone think that's a little harsh? Yeah, she messed up real bad. . . really, really badly, but lets give her a little credit for trying to pull it back together.

Posted at 11:16AM on Jul 6th 2007 by maddie

102. For the love of God, Britney, put on a bra!!! Even your nips don't want to look at you. They are facing due south. In fact, I don't think Britney even believes in bras anymore. When is the last time anyone has seen her wear one? Those puppies are going to be around her waist by next year.

Posted at 1:37PM on Jul 9th 2007 by Roberta

103. I'd say she's depressed and feels empty inside and that beauty feels pointless to her!Besides she KNOWS that she CAN and HAS looked better than most of us trashing her anyday she feels like spending the time and money to do so! It's called being herself. I'd say her pink dress was her PJ's and she just got up and went. The girl is depressed yall!

Posted at 11:00AM on Jul 10th 2007 by lalalala

104. But not a ho right? A mother she is--No bra in public, no panties in public, showing your shaved beaver all over the world but never labeled a ho right? Only black females are hos right?

Posted at 4:38PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Pamela A. Hairston

105. What is wrong with this girl, I used to feel sorry for her but not anymore, she does not have an ounce of class left and her career is over. Unlike CHRISTINA AGULAIRA now she has the voice and the class and she will be around for ever. She got over that slutty stage, and is total classy now. Brittney is a pig, with issues ugg Im totally grossed out by that girl can't even stand to look at her anymore. YUCK

Posted at 7:35PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Cee

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