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Britney Goes to the Dogs

Pop mess Britney Spears popped up all over town this weekend, doing what celebuwrecks do -- buyin' dogs and eatin' sushi!

On Saturday, leaving her brassiere back at the shack, the pantyflasher donned a vomitacious headband/weave-tamer, a pink cotton nightie, high heels, and sunglasses repurposed from the tinted rear windows of a gangsta's Escalade -- and stopped by a pet shop to buy a dog. No animals were harmed in the making of this photograph. She's casual, y'all!

When Sunday rolls around, it's time to put on a little style! Very little! Wearing a tie-dye patterned satin mini made from curtains at the Days Inn Tehran, carrying a "My Lil' Kidney" purse and wearing a weave from the Cher '74 Collection and corralled by the same pukey headband -- all brought together (!) by that pair of cowgirl boots she refuses to give up -- Britz hit Shu Sushi in Beverly Hills. Wrecktaurant chic! Wasabe hotness! Oh, sushi-dih'n't!!

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106. I like Britney and I think she has her own style and is wearing what she likes and feels comfortable with. I am turning 43 next week and I told my husband I so would love to meet Britney Spears someday even though I am not of the age my child is that adored her and her music. My daughter is Autistic and loves her music

Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 11th 2007 by Bev

107. What's amazing to me is that no one takes a moment to realize these sites, magazines, whatever - pick the photos they can best create a buzz with - would anyone care if her hair was neat, she had a bra on and she was wearing the latest fashion...? The worse the picture the jucier the story, the more people want - wouldn't it be great if everyone were as critical of what they wore in public as what she wears? I've seen fatter, uglier females wear much uglier, tighter clothing.

Posted at 10:20PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Klee

108. A female Elvis- a money train that nobody really loves or cares about....Hit Me Baby One More Time...Lol!

Posted at 2:21AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Nipntuck

109. Of course she is dressed like the bonafide HillBilly she was raised in that trailer to be; she has practicly fired anyone that used to help her and pick out her clothes. It's bad when yo own mom don't even want to be seen in public with ya; some of you same peeps want to continue to defend this garbage bag, but face it she is now offically now a former star liveing on borrowed time. Britnitwit will never make a come back, at least not to where she was never, ever, evea again!; just like a trash bag she is headed to the Dump!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:21AM on Jul 27th 2007 by Elizabeth

110. Britney definetly looks pregnant and also has a personality disorder. She is an exhibionist. She might just as well get paid for it and contact Playboy and get it over with; then she can get professional help.

Ditto

Posted at 10:05AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by Ditto

111. This girl has totally lost all touch with reality !! Now she's dumpster diving for her clothing ! Where a bra honey, those hooters have seen there day and that day came and went a long, long time ago !!!

Posted at 11:48AM on Oct 28th 2007 by Sandie

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