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For the Love of Greasy Bear

7/2/2007 4:02 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Greasy BearFirecrotch ranter Brandon Davis was labeled "Greasy Bear" by TMZ after his constant, sweaty wandering around the Thirty Mile Zone. Little did we know what the vast societal impact it would have ... with tens of thousands crying out with a resounding "Who cares?!?!"

Greasy Bear now has a fan so obsessed with the oily heir, that he/she's created a Greasy MySpace page! The page is wallpapered with pictures to remind you why he's the greasiest bear in all of Tinseltown. And just like in real life, his only MySpace friends are Paris Hilton and all her clone pages.

Can a Gummi Bear page be far off?

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blackberry_curve@yahoo.com    

FIRST, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

2583 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Take a bath you filthy nasty thing Ugh!!!

2583 days ago
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Lisa    

since tens of thousands are crying out who cares? why don't you stop writing about them?

2583 days ago
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SlappDaddy    

Sweatbags, take a shower!!

2583 days ago
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d    

proves that in the good ole' US of A money can buy anything ...including
notority and press.....maybe there should be more concren of what Mr.Bush is doing and less of what a group of spoiled monied dropouts do with their time...ie paris,greasy,gummi.... IMPEACH....

2583 days ago
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kim    

this slobby, sweaty pig is a waste of money!

2583 days ago
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kim    

maybe we can drill this slob for oil and leave the middle east alone!

2583 days ago
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SlappDaddy    

I'm with #4, IMPEACH the Idiot Bush!!

2583 days ago
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Brother Harold, S.J.    

Has this nauseating piece of garbage ever given so much as five cents to charity? I think not. His mother should have aborted him. Better yet, the mother herself should have been aborted, so that the world would've been spared this utterly repulsive, totally useless slob. A perfect argument here for eugenics.

2583 days ago
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kim    

we'd be in courts forever if we impeached all the stealing, heartless liars that need to be impeached!!! the crimes these thugs are committing and covering up make a little lie and BJ look like preschool time!!!!

IMPEACH THE LOT OF 'EM!!!!!!!

2583 days ago
11.

Louis    

First off...I agree...let's get rid of Bush as quickly as possible. As for the Bear...would someone please tie this Rich Loser to a chair, and dump Battery Acid on him so he'll go away?

2583 days ago
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ANDREA    

JUST CAUSE YOU ARE RICH DOES NOT EXCLUDE YOU FROM BATHING~WASH YOUR NASTY TALE!!! PLEASE

2583 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

He does look dirty and like he got caught in a oil slick. Maybe it's a medical condition. Anyway it's gross. Maybe that's how Paris likes em. Wonder if she "did" him?

2583 days ago
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Snarksnarksnark    

I believe that the "fan" is actually a flack for Davis.

2583 days ago
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Ame    

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww he smells

2583 days ago
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