For the Love of Greasy Bear

Posted Jul 2nd 2007 3:02PM by TMZ Staff

Greasy BearFirecrotch ranter Brandon Davis was labeled "Greasy Bear" by TMZ after his constant, sweaty wandering around the Thirty Mile Zone. Little did we know what the vast societal impact it would have ... with tens of thousands crying out with a resounding "Who cares?!?!"

Greasy Bear now has a fan so obsessed with the oily heir, that he/she's created a Greasy MySpace page! The page is wallpapered with pictures to remind you why he's the greasiest bear in all of Tinseltown. And just like in real life, his only MySpace friends are Paris Hilton and all her clone pages.

Can a Gummi Bear page be far off?

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, MySpace

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1. FIRST, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by skulduggerypleasant@hotmail.com

2. Take a bath you filthy nasty thing Ugh!!!

Posted at 3:12PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by murphy D

3. proves that in the good ole' US of A money can buy anything ...including
notority and press.....maybe there should be more concren of what Mr.Bush is doing and less of what a group of spoiled monied dropouts do with their time...ie paris,greasy,gummi.... IMPEACH....

Posted at 3:17PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by d

4. this slobby, sweaty pig is a waste of money!

Posted at 3:18PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by kim

5. maybe we can drill this slob for oil and leave the middle east alone!

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by kim

6. Sweatbags, take a shower!!

Posted at 3:26PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by SlappDaddy

7. I'm with #4, IMPEACH the Idiot Bush!!

Posted at 3:27PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by SlappDaddy

8. we'd be in courts forever if we impeached all the stealing, heartless liars that need to be impeached!!! the crimes these thugs are committing and covering up make a little lie and BJ look like preschool time!!!!

IMPEACH THE LOT OF 'EM!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:38PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by kim

9. Has this nauseating piece of garbage ever given so much as five cents to charity? I think not. His mother should have aborted him. Better yet, the mother herself should have been aborted, so that the world would've been spared this utterly repulsive, totally useless slob. A perfect argument here for eugenics.

Posted at 3:43PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Brother Harold, S.J.

10. JUST CAUSE YOU ARE RICH DOES NOT EXCLUDE YOU FROM BATHING~WASH YOUR NASTY TALE!!! PLEASE

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by ANDREA

11. He does look dirty and like he got caught in a oil slick. Maybe it's a medical condition. Anyway it's gross. Maybe that's how Paris likes em. Wonder if she "did" him?

Posted at 4:06PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by debbie

12. First off...I agree...let's get rid of Bush as quickly as possible. As for the Bear...would someone please tie this Rich Loser to a chair, and dump Battery Acid on him so he'll go away?

Posted at 4:08PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Louis

13. I believe that the "fan" is actually a flack for Davis.

Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

14. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww he smells

Posted at 4:39PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Ame

15. You may need a bath but the Firecrotch thing was hilarious. Free drinks at the Gitmo Bada Bing anytime Pal. You too CostaMesaBoy. I like the way you annoy everyone.

Posted at 4:54PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Bobo Justice

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