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For the Love of Greasy Bear

Posted Jul 2nd 2007 3:02PM by TMZ Staff

Greasy BearFirecrotch ranter Brandon Davis was labeled "Greasy Bear" by TMZ after his constant, sweaty wandering around the Thirty Mile Zone. Little did we know what the vast societal impact it would have ... with tens of thousands crying out with a resounding "Who cares?!?!"

Greasy Bear now has a fan so obsessed with the oily heir, that he/she's created a Greasy MySpace page! The page is wallpapered with pictures to remind you why he's the greasiest bear in all of Tinseltown. And just like in real life, his only MySpace friends are Paris Hilton and all her clone pages.

Can a Gummi Bear page be far off?

Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis, fans, greasy bear, GreasyBear, myspace, oil heir, OilHeir, sweaty

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16. LMAO hehehehehehehe ..........

Posted at 11:09PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by emily

17. You may need a bath but the Firecrotch thing was hilarious. Free drinks at the Gitmo Bada Bing anytime Pal. You too CostaMesaBoy. I like the way you annoy everyone.

Posted at 4:54PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Bobo Justice

18. Maybe we could send Greasy, Gummi, and Dumbya Bush to a deserted island somewhere....they would make a great bunch of marooned idiots.

Posted at 4:54PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Flygirl

19. Flygirl: Can you add Cheney to flight? God forbid that he run the nation in Dubya's absence!!!!!

Posted at 5:01PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

20. I HATE THAT SLOB!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd rather be poor any day rather than be ugly and fat. What a loser, for real.

Posted at 5:43PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by JK

21. Another spoiled loser.

Posted at 5:17PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Paul

22. Who is this guy and why is he famous?

Posted at 5:34PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by ewww

23. Is the whole family greasy and smelly like this? The Gummy brother looks pretty funky and seems to be drunk all the time. You'd think soap was cheap enough for this bunch.

Posted at 5:41PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by debbie

24. He's a LOSER!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:59PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Bekah

25. I would rather have a firecrotch than a nasty, oily, smelly, piglet body. All he needs is a mudhole to roll around in. He thought he was real cute in front of his ho friends calling LL a firecrotch. I hope he runs that fat skank mouth off to the wrong person someday and they bitch slap that "fastard" (fat bastard). Go eat a double cheeseburger topped with some wings and a glazed doughnut, you nothing in life piece of crap.

Posted at 8:58PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Frenchi Firecrotch

26. "Greasy Bear", ya he has oil oozing from his pores. Just what every intelligent, hard working, motivated entrepreneur parent would hope their kid would turn out like. NOT!

Posted at 11:59PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by SinCity

27. Every time i look at his photos, i suddenly get hungry for KFC. GREASY CHICKEN

Posted at 2:50AM on Jul 3rd 2007 by JajA

28. Oh my God! That is awesome. The Myspace page is brilliant!

Posted at 12:49PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by lua

29. Is there NO end to the idiot children that rich people have?? With all that money, you'd have thought they could have afforded a decent parent for the nit-wit children that the rest of us now have to endure. Hygiene..does not COST that much!!!

Posted at 9:08AM on Jul 4th 2007 by Kidding

30. Hey, I'd rather have a fire cr#% than an oil, greasy stinky one.. him ..on top never....!!!!!!how could any of these chicks date him.. They make normarl girls look good... Go, tramps.. !!! Go, Go, Go Tramps..!!! never! lol & vomit in my mouth alittle... Coco.. NYC

Posted at 10:13PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Coco

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