Lindsay Goes Lo in Rehab

7/2/2007 3:12 PM PDT

Lindsay Goes Lo in Rehab

Rehab was a real bear for Lindsay Lohan -- a bear market, that is.

The Lindsay Lohan stock index -- as compiled by the big brains at Stockpickr -- took a dive while Linds has been at Promises -- down by 3.4% since she entered rehab at the end of May. Besides DaimlerChrysler (remember the Benz she ran into a curb that started the whole mess?), other big names in the portfolio include Abercrombie & Fitch, Mattel and Vivendi -- all companies that have had a LiLossociation over the years, and as a group they suffered, especially compared with the benchmark Dow.

You'd think that with a former investment banker dad and a former Wall Street analyst mom, her stocks' prospects might be a little headier. Then again, what are Michael and Dina up to these days? Explains a lot.