Avril: Ich Bin Ein Mall Rat

Avril Ramona Lavigne Whibley is the spitting image of Tiffany. I think you're a clone now!

Being the hardcore rocker that she is, Avril gave an acoustic performance in Germany on Monday -- at a mall! Punk schlock, dude!

Poor Avril. There hasn't been a bigger poser since Paris left the red carpet!



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31. some of you complain the girl has a bad attitude, mayby,
But let me tell you people after reading all of these commentaries I begin
to wonder who has more of a problem, the singer or YOU PEOPLE.
The Anger is mindbogling and the namecalling scary.
No wonder women get abused so much from men, the anger in some of you proves
this. shame on you , your critic could be more cleaner and classier.

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Ronald

32. Yup, she's a poser. There's nothing punk rock about the little bleached blonde barbie. Spitting at paps doesn't make you punk - it just makes you white trash.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by b

33. Talk about having an anger problem, all you people do is sit around and dump on everyone else. You have nothing to do but but sit around and be angry that you are not rich or talented. Artists in the past have bit bats heads off on stage, rip up hotel rooms, do major drugs, go on stage loaded, attack their fans. I dont see avril doing any of these thinghs done by artists in the past. Its a rockers image to be pissed off about everything.
Um right now "Greenday" comes to mind,,,,,,they make a living out off being pissed off about everything, I dont see you talking about them. Get a life, you are just jealous. She writes all her own stuff, plays an instrument, sings live. What else do you want. Brit just gets up there and shakes her behind. She couldnt sing if her life depended on it. Avril you go girl, its nice to see someone make it and make it on their own merits.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by dfbdar

34. With everything she has going for her in life…she should be the happiest person anyone encounters all day! What in the world does she have to be so angry about? Everyone has their problems but really….happy well adjusted people don’t go around cursing people, flipping people off and spitting on people. If your logic is she just doesn’t put up with creeps…well imagine what the world would be like if we all behaved the way she does every time someone did something we didn’t like. Notice how she never acts that way when she is alone….only when she has people around her that will protect her. She isn’t that tough. She is shallow or she wouldn’t be running around acting that way. She should be thankful she doesn’t have to work at Walmart.

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by v

35. Avril has no class, and she talks A LOT of smack about other people's talent, when she's prety much taking a ride on the bubble gum train.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Gail

36. i'm sorry, but avril lavigne is not a poser ---- at least not if you're calling her what she is, which is pure pop star. she is not some punk rocker or anything of the sort. she is a bubblegum pop star who cranks out what's popular. that's why it's called pop ...

Posted at 4:40PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by not a dumbass

37. Okay, Avril lavigne.. you are so pathetic. You and your pathetic husband
(if thats what you can call him) She is such a wanna be. I cant believe her cd actually did good. (makes me wanna puke) It just goes to show that there are pathetic wanna bes out there just like her. Probably this new generation of 13 year old youngsters thinking there cool and wanting to be like her. But not only her there tryna be like brit,paris,lindsay. What role models.. brits rich white trash, paris is a whore and the only reason everyone knows her name because she spread her legs and made a tape. Lindsays, a druggy and a drunk .. is this the generation we want taking care of the people when they get older? What happened,,, why dont these girls want to be like hilary duff-- classy but still sexy. TLC -- best female group ever. Mary J-- now there is a real girl.. i mean come on people.. Destiny;s child... need i go on?

And what does avril have to be so mad about... or is that just a front. Some of her older music was actually good. now she looks likea cracked out barbie. But why be so mad.. maybe because the paps are always on her ass and she cant get any crack, because she'll get cought.

::Hocks a loogie on that bitch::

Posted at 5:23PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by THE BITCH DOWN THE STREET

38.
I hate her, she's a bore, and I'm canadian!

Posted at 4:57PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by jeri

39. Ah the Jerry Lewis syndrome. When your fans in North America turn on you, head to Europe where those dummies will fall for anything. Lewis is nearly a Saint in France, yet scorned here. Maybe Avril has figured that Germans might be tone deaf or something and is pushing her shtick now on them.

Either way, I doubt she could sell out anything beyond a House of Blues sized club in the US too often.

At one time I thought in her earliest works she was singing from the heart and with real feelings, I have come to learn it is about as inspirational as New Kids on the Block was---manufactured in plastic out back.


Posted at 5:28PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Not Complicated

40. You know, I enjoy her music and I don't give a f**k if she's punk or bubble gum or whatever. The day she gets arrested for assault we can talk about whether she's too angry. Until then, everybody take a chill pill, you guys sound like you need one.

Posted at 5:59PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Liz

41. Tiffany is performing at the santa cruz beach boardwalk next month! WOO HOO! I say the boardwalk beats the mall any day. I wonder if this talentless sell out named Avril will ever have the pleasure at playing at a boardwalk? I doubt it...Selling T-shirts or dishing out hot dogs on a stick yes, but never performing.

Posted at 7:10PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by stef

42. She may or may not be a poser, I dont' know her. But TMZ sure is full of catty bitches and it starts with whoever wrote this article MEEEEOOOOOW...

Posted at 8:39PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by glee

43. Don't know if TMZ will keep this up, but there is a character revealing story about Avril on PerezHilton.

Posted at 8:36PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by .

44. Oh, how the bratty have fallen.

Posted at 8:44PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

45. Posers of the world unite!!!!!!!
Gawd I find her insanely annoying!

Posted at 10:56PM on Jul 5th 2007 by SuburbanShakedown

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