Avril: Ich Bin Ein Mall Rat

Avril Ramona Lavigne Whibley is the spitting image of Tiffany. I think you're a clone now!

Being the hardcore rocker that she is, Avril gave an acoustic performance in Germany on Monday -- at a mall! Punk schlock, dude!

Poor Avril. There hasn't been a bigger poser since Paris left the red carpet!



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31. Talk about having an anger problem, all you people do is sit around and dump on everyone else. You have nothing to do but but sit around and be angry that you are not rich or talented. Artists in the past have bit bats heads off on stage, rip up hotel rooms, do major drugs, go on stage loaded, attack their fans. I dont see avril doing any of these thinghs done by artists in the past. Its a rockers image to be pissed off about everything.
Um right now "Greenday" comes to mind,,,,,,they make a living out off being pissed off about everything, I dont see you talking about them. Get a life, you are just jealous. She writes all her own stuff, plays an instrument, sings live. What else do you want. Brit just gets up there and shakes her behind. She couldnt sing if her life depended on it. Avril you go girl, its nice to see someone make it and make it on their own merits.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by dfbdar

32. Avril has no class, and she talks A LOT of smack about other people's talent, when she's prety much taking a ride on the bubble gum train.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Gail

33. i'm sorry, but avril lavigne is not a poser ---- at least not if you're calling her what she is, which is pure pop star. she is not some punk rocker or anything of the sort. she is a bubblegum pop star who cranks out what's popular. that's why it's called pop ...

Posted at 4:40PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by not a dumbass

34.
I hate her, she's a bore, and I'm canadian!

Posted at 4:57PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by jeri

35. um duh!

Avril grew up on country, and started out in country music. She switched to this "punk thing" because it was more marketable. she has been a commercial product since day one, and somehow no one noticed that she's 100% manufactured.

Seriously.. she's how old and married? and still singing hilary duff style songs? come on now.. when will you people catch on?

Posted at 4:59PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by lvpapillon

36. Okay, Avril lavigne.. you are so pathetic. You and your pathetic husband
(if thats what you can call him) She is such a wanna be. I cant believe her cd actually did good. (makes me wanna puke) It just goes to show that there are pathetic wanna bes out there just like her. Probably this new generation of 13 year old youngsters thinking there cool and wanting to be like her. But not only her there tryna be like brit,paris,lindsay. What role models.. brits rich white trash, paris is a whore and the only reason everyone knows her name because she spread her legs and made a tape. Lindsays, a druggy and a drunk .. is this the generation we want taking care of the people when they get older? What happened,,, why dont these girls want to be like hilary duff-- classy but still sexy. TLC -- best female group ever. Mary J-- now there is a real girl.. i mean come on people.. Destiny;s child... need i go on?

And what does avril have to be so mad about... or is that just a front. Some of her older music was actually good. now she looks likea cracked out barbie. But why be so mad.. maybe because the paps are always on her ass and she cant get any crack, because she'll get cought.

::Hocks a loogie on that bitch::

Posted at 5:23PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by THE BITCH DOWN THE STREET

37. Ah the Jerry Lewis syndrome. When your fans in North America turn on you, head to Europe where those dummies will fall for anything. Lewis is nearly a Saint in France, yet scorned here. Maybe Avril has figured that Germans might be tone deaf or something and is pushing her shtick now on them.

Either way, I doubt she could sell out anything beyond a House of Blues sized club in the US too often.

At one time I thought in her earliest works she was singing from the heart and with real feelings, I have come to learn it is about as inspirational as New Kids on the Block was---manufactured in plastic out back.


Posted at 5:28PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Not Complicated

38. You know, I enjoy her music and I don't give a f**k if she's punk or bubble gum or whatever. The day she gets arrested for assault we can talk about whether she's too angry. Until then, everybody take a chill pill, you guys sound like you need one.

Posted at 5:59PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Liz

39. Tiffany is performing at the santa cruz beach boardwalk next month! WOO HOO! I say the boardwalk beats the mall any day. I wonder if this talentless sell out named Avril will ever have the pleasure at playing at a boardwalk? I doubt it...Selling T-shirts or dishing out hot dogs on a stick yes, but never performing.

Posted at 7:10PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by stef

40. Don't know if TMZ will keep this up, but there is a character revealing story about Avril on PerezHilton.

Posted at 8:36PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by .

41. She may or may not be a poser, I dont' know her. But TMZ sure is full of catty bitches and it starts with whoever wrote this article MEEEEOOOOOW...

Posted at 8:39PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by glee

42. Oh, how the bratty have fallen.

Posted at 8:44PM on Jul 3rd 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

43. ha ha! next she'll be playing the mall of america, thats what a pop princess would do oopps i mean a punk rocker.

Posted at 1:31AM on Jul 4th 2007 by theledout

44. Avril did not write her own music. Some team of super producers/songwriters called The Matrix wrote her songs for her. Perhaps she added a word here and there for writing credits. She also used to carry around that damn guitar, but mysteriously never played it live. She is only recently playing it (after realizing she would have to eventually and seeking guitar lessons). She claims in interviews that she didn't claim to be punk, the media branded her that way, but dresses in faux-punk clothes and spits and pretends to be angry and depressed. Now she is a barbie doll, after making a name for herself by being the "anti-Britney". Her music has never been anything special: "Complicated", "sk8ter boi"?? Yeah, stellar songwriting. How about her new stuff: "Hey, hey, I don't like your girlfriend....." Wow, I could never write such indepth stuff. Bubble gum pop is all she ever was and all she could ever be. Oh yeah, her husband's quasi-punk "band" sucks too. Does anyone even own one of their albums? Anybody? Didn't think so. Bad music for 14 year olds who have no clue who David Bowie is.

Posted at 2:36AM on Jul 4th 2007 by mabbo

45. It is my contention that people involved in the same business should not publically, stand in judgement of each other. Especially since the one standing in judgement is only half as talented as the one they are judging. this is the case with the above. She think she is all that....which she is ....but not the all that that she thinks she is. She's the other all that....that which is on her way out.

Posted at 5:52AM on Jul 4th 2007 by Kris Peterson

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