Sorry kids, TMZ isn't for you. Turns out that if you're under 17, you shouldn't be reading this site without parental supervision. It's OK, we won't tell!
A website that gives blogs film ratings (based on the language on the site) gave TMZ an R rating. Apparently, at last check, we used the word "drugs" twice and "vagina" once -- thus the rating.
Stay tuned for the Paris butt plug story we have planned -- it's sure to land us an NC-17 ... oops, there it is!