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Gummi vs. Perez -- It's On!

Gummi bodyslammed Perez Hilton outside of Les Deux last night -- ow!

Gummi Bear, wearing a festive 4th of July silk blouse that nearly caused the extinction of Chinese silkworms, ripped Perez Hilton a new one in response to Perez's vomit-filled rip on GumGum. Calling the portly celeb blogger a "desperate homosexual," the vehemently anti-racism Gummi doesn't mind a little homo hatin'.

Looking like a float in the Macy's Chinese New Year parade, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and "he's a miserable, moronic human being." DO NOT ANGER THE GUMMI BEAR!

Gummi concluded his Perez hatefest by saying that he didn't "give two sh**s" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, perez hilton, PerezHilton

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1. Go away Gummy and take your disgusting greasy brother with you

Posted at 4:11PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie

2. He and the Paris lookalike should go bowling!

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 5th 2007 by PJ

3. Perez and Gummy look alike.

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lila

4. Yeah, Yeah, what number one said!

Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Emily

5. Good for Gummi. Perez sucks. And if that lying, thieving celebrity wannabe didnt have a corporate tie to Time Warner/TMZ, you wouldnt be giving him the free publicity.

Posted at 4:20PM on Jul 5th 2007 by PerezSux

6. Gummy is so rediculous and acts like a Buffoon when he is drunk and ranting about racism. Throw this boob in the drunk tank.

Posted at 4:20PM on Jul 5th 2007 by debbie

7. Who's the fatso again?

Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 5th 2007 by DANI

8. Dear Little Homo's, calling someone a "Desperate Homosexual" does not constitute "Hate" as much as you wish it did.

Take your agenda and put it where you like it.

Max Sawdust

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Max Sawdust

9. He looks like he's going to have a heart attack when he talks. hahaha!

Posted at 4:28PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Dee

10. What, why do we care about this guy?

Posted at 4:33PM on Jul 5th 2007 by LC

11. Gummi....Perez....both a waste of space...
Heck...I think I can actually label myself a "waste of space" for putting in my 2 cents.

Posted at 4:52PM on Jul 5th 2007 by quack quack

12. Hey hey, they're the perfect non-celebrity lookalike of eachother - like two pigs in a blanket!

Posted at 4:29PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Oinkie

13. # 3

I'm not sure if you're watching that new show (something like................... The NEXT BEST THING) but isn't the PARIS likealike on that show? Is this how she became famouse.. her name is Something (Natile, I think) Read???

Anyone have a answer to this, just incase #3 doesn't see it???

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 5th 2007 by DANI

14. What a fat idiot. Perez is way cooler.

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 5th 2007 by Lizzie

15. THAT GUY IS HILARIOUS!

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 5th 2007 by oh snap

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