Gummi bodyslammed Perez Hilton outside of Les Deux last night -- ow!
Gummi Bear, wearing a festive 4th of July silk blouse that nearly caused the extinction of Chinese silkworms, ripped Perez Hilton a new one in response to Perez's vomit-filled rip on GumGum. Calling the portly celeb blogger a "desperate homosexual," the vehemently anti-racism Gummi doesn't mind a little homo hatin'.
Looking like a float in the Macy's Chinese New Year parade, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and "he's a miserable, moronic human being." DO NOT ANGER THE GUMMI BEAR!
Gummi concluded his Perez hatefest by saying that he didn't "give two sh**s" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.
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(Page 1 of 6) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsGo away Gummy and take your disgusting greasy brother with you
Good for Gummi. Perez sucks. And if that lying, thieving celebrity wannabe didnt have a corporate tie to Time Warner/TMZ, you wouldnt be giving him the free publicity.
Gummy is so rediculous and acts like a Buffoon when he is drunk and ranting about racism. Throw this boob in the drunk tank.
Dear Little Homo's, calling someone a "Desperate Homosexual" does not constitute "Hate" as much as you wish it did.
Take your agenda and put it where you like it.
Max Sawdust
He looks like he's going to have a heart attack when he talks. hahaha!
Gummi....Perez....both a waste of space...
Heck...I think I can actually label myself a "waste of space" for putting in my 2 cents.
Hey hey, they're the perfect non-celebrity lookalike of eachother - like two pigs in a blanket!
# 3
I'm not sure if you're watching that new show (something like................... The NEXT BEST THING) but isn't the PARIS likealike on that show? Is this how she became famouse.. her name is Something (Natile, I think) Read???
Anyone have a answer to this, just incase #3 doesn't see it???
# 17 and 18..
It has to be one of two things...
A). It's TMZ''s LOVER..LMAO
b). A Friend of someone at TMZ, that they are trying to make famouse, you know the type, he wants he's 15 mins of fame......
But funny thing, we'll all smarter then that.
: )
TMZ is creating these pseudo celebs like Paris Hilton etc They are not or never were real important anybodies
Wow, I've never heard him speak before...he sounds dumber than a box of rocks! Does this inarticulate boob have any kind of formal education?
















